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karstenlang
Next: Buffet-Oriented Architecture. (aka Serverless)
ScottaHemi
uh oh spaghetti Os structure!?
naytorin
I missed the word software at first and was, briefly, very confused.
latenightbreeze
If it's web based then its made by asians so instant ramen. Prepackaged and mass produced. Just add water.
Cmydagger
Pizza architecture would be preferable actually
PurpleHippo664
Fettuccine alfredo!
bitbat
Snack overflow.
PurpleSkullGaming
Nah, we cycle back around to Spaghetti.
nosadpandas
Pizza is right. Abstract away all complexities of running microservices and containers for accelerating development into production. 1/2
nosadpandas
2/2 Source: I’m a software architect working with the next gen of platform automation, DevOps, and app modernization. Whoo!
Hypothesist
When is totinos pizza rolls?
Mika77m
Grappa oriented architecture solves every problem if you just put enough of it inside
Hypothesist
CodeChimpin
How do you represent sever less? You cut up pasta and sauce and throw it at someone else’s plate?
StuntdoublesStuntdouble
Best Noodles I knw
VesselOfHate
You guys got passed spaghetti oriented architecture? Can you tell my most recent employer all about it?
nycterelis
cLoUd NaTiVe
jimicus
That's basically what microservices is.
nycterelis
Yes. Thank you.
zenoshogun
Well pizza delivery is a service so something pizza related would be the obvious next step.
evilmousse
but is it agile?
Atlasraven
Pasta as a service.
Outraider
Ramen arch. - Devs only add features as flavor. Base code used by everyone originates from China and contains spyware. Screenshots banned.
vandan117
1.All joking aside, I was at a restaurant once and ordered cheesecake for dessert. It came out with a puddle! Just a puddle of melted
vandan117
2. Cream cheese. I asked what happened to it. They told me it was deconstructed cheesecake.....I laughed, they laughed, I sent it back!
bloodvisionsbloodvisions
Copy pasta
MrBEC
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
ImJustHere4OC
Look ma I got this comment to 69.
MrNozzlelollipops
Underrated comment
NotACanadian
Copy pasta
FoxyEllie
wait, hold on. This is implying that things made these days is anything but spaghetti
hogeyegrex
Kraft mac n cheese. Lots of bent little tubes clogged with indigestible dreck.
ScottaHemi
but it looks so good!
QuantumInc
So a layered monolith with fewer layers, but that top layer is extremely customizable and modular
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Top is a thick layer of melted cheese that you can mold into any shape.
MarkPenrice
So basically it's like Windows on top of DOS, or more truthfully all the endless GUIs that sit on top of Unix/Linux?
Gilgamech
Lasagna made with ravioli.
delilahviolet
This is already a thing and it’s amazing
TheBlueMuppet
Raviolangna.
SavagePatchKids
You are a visionary both in computer science and the culinary arts.
MrBEC
If You put Ravioli on a Ravioli is It one or two Raviolis?
afon
We must go deeper
MrBEC
MULTIPLE TYPES OF RAVIOLI. THE M E A T C U B E
AzgarOgly
And every ravioli is full of spaghetti. 've being there, 've seen that.
Gilgamech
Was also thinking lasagna, with spaghetti noodles instead of lasagna noodles.A
wtforero
Like when you use tortellini
AhmedTheClockMaker
I feel like I need to follow you just so that when you turn out right I can be there to be like “holy shit you were right”
Gilgamech
sect
SWE director here. That's how my team builds everything now. Strong foundation of tools to rapidly prototype components and services.
Gilgamech
A set of imperative modules that provide declarative functions, and the application written in a declarative layer on top of that?
jridley
Little secret: The ravioli is still full of spaghetti.
cousteau
Everything is full of spaghetti. And poorly commented.
Cryolith
Pizza Architecture - assembled from pre-made ingredients and delivered to you from somewhere else by a foreign guy making minimum wage.
VodkaReindeer
Each slice in its own container - and you can have as many as you want.
BobaFettApproves
Costs 1 dollar a slice in NYC and 6 dollars on Castro street.
thoushaltnotpass
Hey that's docker !
awildcharmander
The beginning of Pizza Architecture is "Single Sign On." Bobs and Karens asking for it and don't even know what it is...
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
Web dev using NPM.
crochethooker
oh so we're already most of the way there...
Asadsadsadclown
SithElephant
And half of the time it's for some reason got burned pubes in it.
habisteez
Bc you dont tip the delivery guy
Thelrishlnquistion
...what the hell kind of pizza place do you go to?
SithElephant
Pizza 3.0
Novecento99
could someaone explain?
showmanic
''If you know, you know'' makes it sound like there's some naughty kinda injoke here we aren't getting huh
dashers
Code was originally cobbled together to be functional, but there were problems with maintaining and building on that. Then we build layers..
dashers
which allow for us to swap bits out, such as different back ends and user interfaces, which helped. But we've pushed that further now so...
dashers
all functionality is a discrete unit, or "service" which can be reused and consumed by any number of systems. In reality though...
dashers
the architectural approach is less important than the people doing it. Any can work well if you have good staff, all can be done poorly.
egoAristippos
Calzone- you don‘t know what is inside, bcz it‘s made by a KI.
speakeasiez
Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat!
egoAristippos
Yeah but you don‘tl now what‘s in it just as with code written by AI
speakeasiez
NO ONE LIKES THEM! GOOD DAY, SIR!
egoAristippos
Sorry AI artificial international in English.... guess what my native language is ....
CoolHandRK
AI developed programs, "they work, we just dont know why."
egoAristippos
Right!
CoolHandRK
Throwing random code at it until it works is lazy coding, unless you do it 10 million times very quickly, then its AI.