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BurntDestiny
Plebeians plebeians
newrecipehs
Taco one is me
lifeofablondie
@wilyllamatrio
batmobile2
I always love these
Nawyou
Nice
Mistrwu
WilyLlamaTrio
@lifeofablondie
merbear13
I sent this my brand new boyfriend, and like weve barely even kissed and hugged and stuff, and it was a mistake lmao it was hilarious though
jbilly90
LilaaK
@gentlemanBart I wish you were here with a pizza.
Magpiebones
Memes? You mean pictures?
stormtrooper412
sometimes, sometimes I wish someone would send me such a thing unironically
Taliska
You and me both #412...
SwordCunt
Ok, why the fuck is a 5 year old asking to be blown here?
SexualConsent
mnorthwood13
Jokes on you, my SO is for the most part asexual.
youngmountaingoat
What did you do to him? Or her? Or it?
MetaSomma
Av1990
Turbozester
irrevocably
Does anyone else hate this animation style...
CloudsdaleWeatherFactory
to be fair, since it's not animated, this is a really lousy style.
PFCWintergreen
You realize that this really only applies to people who haven't actually been in relationships, right? Relationships are MOSTLY not sex.
UrMomDoubleGay
Been with this girl for 4 years. Not a day goes by she doesn't ask to touch my penis. #urdoingitwrong
WhatInSamHellIsAPuma
Yeah Nah. Relationship for 12 years, had sex almost every second day during the week and more on weekends .
bippityboppityBACON
Then you are doing so wrong, my friend.
desenclos
Oh no. I'm not falling for this again. HR is SO not cool with me sending these to my coworkers.
ThePooFlyer
TerribleBot
HR is jealous
commentsbadcomments
Cut out the middle man, send directly to HR.
AdelineThatsMeYo
The one about the girl having a high sex drive...true. Apparently 3times a day is too much. I'm ALWAYS ready to go. ALWAYS.
FantasySuicide
3 times a day? That's like average for us. I usually need an extra one or two.
ibeandrew
nemuineko85
i hear ya, sister.
ThatIrishLass
Luckily, I don't have this problem, because I have a girlfriend.
dbrownv
Only 3? My girlfriend and I end up going all day if we have the chance!
AdelineThatsMeYo
3 is the fewest times a day I want it but I only get it every couple days. It's ok though. I love my man and he gives is to me really good..
AdelineThatsMeYo
That usually ties me over for a day or so but then I want it again. I'm happy with him though and he deals with me lol so I try not to bitch
MetaSomma
Fun fact, that usually stems from sexual trauma like rape or abuse. If that's true, you actually need a psychiatrist, not an iron penis
AdelineThatsMeYo
It's true on both and I've already gotten help from a psychiatrist. Still super horny though.
helloclarebear
Well, that's not great for anyone
MetaSomma
Couldn't agree more
caboops
Well got me pegged too, as a male deviant. Sexual almost 100% of my day.
CR0SS0
It's funny because not sure if you like pegging or not...
steveracer
Well, I think you'll suddenly become popular here. :)
AdelineThatsMeYo
lol I think i need to find a way to calm the vag tho. My boyfriend says his wiener gets sore. T_T and I'm the perv. Always grabbing him 1/2
AdelineThatsMeYo
And I have a dirty dirty mind. I gotta have it though or it's like I get hangry.
dubbee
Omg yes !
SirGabberdale
Pssh I once went an entire weekend starting Friday night to Sunday morning with appropriate breaks. And change of parties
AdelineThatsMeYo
Like different people?
SirGabberdale
Yea
StarmanUltra
Her entire stock of dildoes
SirGabberdale
I'm dude that was fuckin dudes and chicks that wasn't dudes
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
Boys have to reload and also forge the bullets
caboops
Some can orgasm with ejaculation several times and keep the erection going. Practice, fitness, and control.
rizion
practice fitness dick in your control
caboops
shit. you got me.
elrupTieSmuggler
Haha had to read that twice