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Oct 11, 2018 6:56 PM
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Acefowl
It's fascinating to me how people keep trying all these things to prevent people from buying meat, just to have it blow up in their faces.
Zombieflogger65
I found that very moooooving..
MacClay
Not at those prices, I wouldn't. Also I'd be a little concerned about other tampering.
Superflash4
Who was able to understand Chloe's wants? They need to come talk to my cat and tell me what he wants.
Hapsdinersdumpsterfire
Meat is murder!......tasty tasty murder.
cabrioletcook0
I would not eat it after seeing her :(
MADchemEE
If it's ground beef, I guess they'll have to do a group photo?
tlamstrike
If its hot dogs they'll need a picture of a pig's balls.
88wut
Don’t buy it? Are they promoting theft?
Cilvaa
It was done by a vegan protester obviously.
WakeUpGene
Find one with your exes name on it, and send them a video of you eating it.
Rifneno
Beautiful.
whodiswudis
I would actually like a back story to make sure the cow was happy before I buy it
ivancestoni
It's not Chloe it's moolissa
meganical
tlamstrike
Chloe is her slave name.
BlazeNTaze2000
I'm far less inclined to not eat red meat from stuff like this than I am for the huge environmental impact the beef industry has.
KotalDom
weregonnatopthatwithalittlecremefraiche
I kinda wanna eat it more with the picture.
thebridgejumper
Yeah, I see people commenting like “I can’t eat that now”, but I wouldn’t care in the slightest.
Innoculo
I’d buy it just cause the sticker was on there
MockMeAllYouWant
I would keep the stickers from each one in a scrap book.
Zuir
Yes! I would eat her with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. And Chloe too.
NZSheeps
DUDE! GROSS! That beef expired almost a year ago.
Crowlands
Fun Fact! Liver, beans, and wine all inhibit the effects of the medication Dr. Lector is supposed to be on.
Crowlands
Other fun fact: In the book, Dr. Lector has Amarone (Far better with liver) instead. They thought moviegoers wouldn't know what Amarone is.
Soupertrooper
These activists don't even get the cows names right. Her name was 100357.
TheShusher
Are cigarettes vegan?
MistressLyda
In general? No.
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
If I found one I liked, I'd buy more from that name.
MockMeAllYouWant
Genius
MaxPowerdosentsnuggleyoustrapyourselfinandfeeltheGs
Honey, don't buy that one, last time you got Karen, she was all tough and tasted like shit. Get some of Kelly over there, she was tender.
skiffster
I think that we can all agree that Karen sucks.
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
Fuck Karen
joeyjojosharknado
There's reasonable ways to bring people around to your ideological viewpoint. This is not one of them.
Overcucumbered
Yeah, if anything it just seems to do the opposite and make people go "hah, I have no respect for life whatsoever!"
Overcucumbered
If everyone could just calm the fuck down and not take everything to extremes, that would be amazing
Krogs322
The annoyance makes me start viewing their issue negatively b/c it's associated with them, and now I'm less likely to see things their way.
Krogs322
"Oh, god, not another fucking 'meat is murder' protest. Jesus, just shut the fuck up, I don't CARE anymore! Fuck you!"
achriya
I bought a quarter of a cow last week, it comes here next week. His name was Ralph. I like knowing where my food came from.
stinkingyeti
My sister has some cows, she had one named Rudy, he was tasty.
achriya
The farmer I bought from's a family friend who takes good care of his cows.
Mercenarity
Thank you for supporting humane family farms.
Gianttesticlemonster
Krogs322
PETA be like "we killed his cow with a dull spoon and smeared its guts on paper to spell out 'Chloe'. STOP ANIMAL VIOLENCE"
Bhargo
with all the cats and dogs PETA slaughters it seems like they are just jealous they arent in the lead for most kills yet
NZSheeps
PETA is more like this: https://imgur.com/QZgSD33
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
lol I totally would. Homo Sapiens wouldn't exist without cooked meat.
Baguette2000
Not necessary anymore since 1943 and the discovery of B12 vitamin synthesis.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
That's only valid if you invent time travel and go back about 2 million years and teach them about B12 vitamins...
Baguette2000
Oh, in that sense, yes. But now Homo Sapiens can move on with B12 synthesis, survival of the species is not at stake anymore.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
True, but that's not what I'm talking about.
wiilyc22
Simple: put stickers like that on vegetables: “Hi I’m Chloe, I was ripped out of the ground for your personal choice.” Same tactic.
Baguette2000
Not the same. Plants are not animals.
wiilyc22
They have souls just like animals
Baguette2000
What do you mean, soul ?
NZSheeps
https://youtu.be/ayrHA-Q4nuI (FF to 3:47)
morelikeconsham
I'm no vegan, but that this is an asinine comment. Killing plants does not have the same moral consequences as killing animals.
JapAnus
Plants feel pain you monster
newsguycraigevans
And who made up that rule?
morelikeconsham
Well, not me. But animal abuse laws exist while plant abuses laws do not. I assume this means we place the life of an animals above the life
morelikeconsham
Of plants.
MoreAshyThanLarry
Why not?
morelikeconsham
The answer depends on your system for ethics. You have to ask "which lives have more worth and why? For me, the ability to feel pain, fear,
morelikeconsham
And happiness, however rudimentary, make a cow's life worth more than a carrot's. In any case, you can tell it's at least a part of our
morelikeconsham
Culture's values base on the fact that we have laws against animal abuse but not plant abuse.
MoreAshyThanLarry
But worth according to who? Plants have natural defenses, they don't want to eaten any more than a animal does.
morelikeconsham
Well, you have pinpointed why there is not one universal ethical system everyone agrees to. Philosophers have argued over them since ancient
morelikeconsham
That being said, I don't believe that plants 'want' anything. They are plants - they have no wishes or fears or wants. As such, I place less
yax51
If we weren't supposed to eat cows then why are they made out of beef!?
WellThatsOriginal
For your comment I give you..
reddrunn
Your comment is the icing on the cake of making my day. That was a good laugh, oh my geez.
YoudSwearImAVirgin
Why are they made out of food*?
chewbakken
If we no should eat cow, why cow made of tasty?
DillPixels
Temple Grandin said something similar. “You don’t see them in zoos or in the wild. Let’s at least kill them humanely to eat them.”
DillPixels
I was paraphrasing. Either way if you haven’t seen the film on her life find it and watch it. So ducking good. If you don’t know her she 1/2
DillPixels
had autism. Went on to do great things in the world of animal husbandry. She’s a brilliant woman.
Incorporeal1v
Check out AJJ's Temple Grandin. Some brilliant lyrics there as well.
DillPixels
I shall. Thanks.
Ionami
AniceModernGentleman
Asking the real questions, right here +1
bringbakfirefly
Amen
Imadethisaccountforconfessionbearandshit
Checkmate vegans.
RootEnoch
They'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. In the library and everything.
fuckinhungry
They're big lumbering stupid things. What people really wanted were squirrels, but they're too quick
AurikNecal
Nope, if we didn't use them at all they'd go nearly extinct. Useful animals have high populations. Useless ones are dwindling
gtotherizzle
They rarely use cows for meat, Steers yes but rarely cows
sevrono
I've never really thought about it, and that blew my mind a little
jim282
Sure they do. Any idea what mcd's uses in their burgers? Old milk cows. I used to work in the meat industry.
treyryan3
Can of worms. You will get 99/100 people arguing that all steak come from dairy cows and only restaurants get steer meat and other nonsense
mxrider
My dad owns a dairy farm and whenever they get old, straight to butcher. Not making milk? Straight to the butcher!
LopsidedDot7
Yes, but old dairy cows don’t have much useable meat on them. Probably they’d be used for pet food, broth, or some other by product.
FegNiwtons
You under cook fish? Believe it or not, butcher
HyunJ00n
Over cook fish? Straight to butcher. Believe it or not.
nicoleoftheeast
Obscure. I like that.
tophatfire
Sure they do. Not all females are good for dairy.
MinnesotaPeach
2/2 also they keep many more of the female Angus for breeding. That's the main breed for beef.
MinnesotaPeach
Beef cattle and dairy cattle are different. Most beef cattle are Angus, and they cull steers at 2 years because it gets tough otherwise 1/2
disgruntledtruckdriver
Females usually end up in hotdogs or Big Macs. The meat doesnt have the same taste and "quality" the males do.
Counterfit
Checkmate feminists
HyunJ00n
hotdogs and big macs are still meat? lmao
ICarpeYourDiems
That's why herding cows is called "punching doggies"
Sathzur
In the countries that know what is supposed to go into a burger and a sausage casing they are.
Aldorin
Who names cattle for slaughter Chloe, it should be.... “My name was 353.”
AwkwardlyUncomfortable
My cousin named his pigs Pork & Beans. They had a wonderful life, and were delicious.
TheRockDude
My name is Jean Valjean!
sarcasmismyjam
Ours was named Hamburger
WilliamWeird
Fuckin' proselytizers misnaming animals they never met. Y'all weren't chill with FG-7758, fuck off
whitter86
"crazy 88"
secretoaster
Yeh, they don't name it because they'll get attached. Likely numbers.
fluhatinrapper
As a family member of several cattle farmers, you are wrong. It's the other comment, too hard to rememeber names. Cattle are money to them.
secretoaster
Oh well. I'm wrong.
fluhatinrapper
That was huge of you. Bigger than 99% of the people on this site.
crazycatladiesruletheworld
Our cows are named after cuts of meat. Porter, T-bone, Chuck,...
Krogs322
If I had a pig, I'd name him "Mister Bacon".
CastleIsGreat
HAha Chucks a people name h
LondoMollariIsMySpiritAnimal
If they go that route I'd rather have the names sung to me Les Mis style.
Nyoibo83
My parents had a couple of cows before I was born, the calf was named Breakfast
phizatmatt
My co-worker has slaughter cows with names. Makes me a little sad, but then I think of cheese burgers.
cheesecake7
Yeah, it wasn't really named Chloe... That said I grew up on a hobby farm and we did eat Charlie :)
Titsonthewing
I bottle raised an abandoned steer. His name was "bubba". When he was 1200lbs. We sent him to a butcher, and picked up frozen wrapped, Bubs.
SpaceCoyote300
In death members of project mayhem have a name. Her name was Chloe Cow
bsmithwins
We raised cows for meat when I was growing up. Typical names were Steer, Cow, Steak, or Beef.
Overcucumbered
That's a bit morbid
CaptVito
Our cattle were all the xy x being last digit of year y being the y of the mother.
Baughr
Im positive the cow was not named chloe. Why would the farmer, butcher, or store put that on there?
Uhohjim
Really?
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
pretty sure all those steaks are named Chloe
Heyitsarchra
That's a lot of Chloe's from one cow.
BIGSHOWTV
Because they didn't, some left wing hippy nut did for the picture
FIuxuation
Some edge lord vegan would have slapped it on in the supermarket.
27yoUGLYvirgin
I like meat but why do you have to be so mad about this? I think it's admirable that they care about this. I personally like meat too much
27yoUGLYvirgin
But I find it sad you have to insult them just because...well, why actually?
ScrotumPoIe
Because this argument is dumb. I can't eat a cow because it's name was Chloe? Fuck that. How about bringing up real points like meat farming
FIuxuation
It's the same as the people that push their religion on you, I don't care what your views are, I'm not going to adopt them, fuck off.
Shenaniganz80
If you dont eat it her death will have been in vain
KhajitHasWaresIfYouHaveTheCoin
No silly, if no one eats it she comes back to life
XB0XYGEN
Poetic.
mascotkelly
https://media.giphy.com/media/3orieNFU4Kmk5h9hDy/giphy.gif
MmmCookiePoops
Innoculo
That’s fair...
HereDueToYourOnePeskyDownVote
Veins are in the poor cuts, fillet should be free of those.
thegrimtrigger
Even Buddhists eat meat that's already been slaughtered and would go to waste otherwise.
DocG80
Its mutual respect... A life was lost to keep yours going... Post bong rip, deep thoughts brought to you by Doc
theforceiswith
Exactly. Naming them makes me want to buy and eat them more so they don’t go to waste.
aylienkitty88
VoidofStatic
Eat it raw in front of an asshole douchy vegan and scream "moo" at them
cab435
Donutapplepie
Would have beef in vain
Iwontbeback
they know these things dont work right?
PossiblyJonSnow
That's why I sin. If I don't then Jesus' death will have been in vain too.
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
That's why I Sin hard, gotta pump up them Jesus.co stocks up. You're welcome churchgoers
GregGrildo
How are they going to know what's good without having an example of what's bad? Literally doing the Lord's work my friend, kind of
torokunai
if we didn't eat them they wouldn't have been alive in the first place
45Bananas
It's exactly the same story as Jesus.
ilhares
Do you remember to call the communion wafers Jeez-its?
DillPixels
Just like Moolissa.
Xenarion
I'll play the devil's advocate for a moment: By buying this one, you're encouraging more to happen.
Shenaniganz80
I have absolutely no problem with that whatsoever
Delu5ionist
Look up 'supply amd demand'
omh2
Taking that to it's logical conclusion just results in the extinction of cows. I suppose whether or not that is better depends on your views
BrettKavanaughDidNothingWrong
The demand is extremely high for dead cows because they are made of delicious meat.
OmniscientZiltoid
Also leather
Nickandrus
Which makes meat more delicious. Win/Win
coldebeer13
BRAVO
fiery831
Or should we say, "in veal"?
VodkaReindeer
reduce reuse recycle!
Muhfynmann2
I read this as “in veal”
SexyNoodles
So true, makes me wonder why we don't eat people. What a waste of meat.
eggman989
Okay, slow down there cannibal boy... have you not seen Soylent Green?
lovelake
Cause it would make us sick
Muffyns
No because slavery is wrong
lovelake
Hasn't stopped humanity before, or even now. Js
ilhares
No it wouldn't. They key to any meal is proper preparation. If you can eat pork without getting ill, you can eat human.
danporspam0
There are protien diseases that are exacerbated by cannibalism
ilhares
I'll acknowledge this as real and possible, but I say it just weeds out the weak. MEAT IS GOOD.
kirbstomp154
Fucking educate yourself before posting shit. Don’t eat human meat.
ilhares
Do you seriously think I'm going out of my way to eat it before the collapse of society's infrastructure?
zimirken
Yes you do, some prion diseases are resistant to even autoclaving. Most old people have some prions. Also autoimmune responses.
PaulVolckerWithLipstick
That's the same for cows. Mad cow disease is a prion disease. Just don't eat infected humans. Problem solved.
Mamaof2QTs
I literally think this when I don’t feel like cooking. If I let the meat go to waste that animal died in vain because I’m being lazy.
Baguette2000
Sure. But you buying this one endorses the industry in the long term.
ScootinNtootin
It would've never been born in the first place if people didn't eat meat you twat.
analaftermath
Chill man, no need to be a dick
Shenaniganz80
Good people gotta eat
Kenkenny82
People gotta work too
Baguette2000
There are other trades, in farming included
ieattacotrucks
Yes but beef is delicious
Manchez
Also cows are made of food and clothing items.
D1RTNAP
Just because there are alternatives doesn't make those alternatives desirable. Cows are food. As are pigs and chickens and any other animals
Baguette2000
In my view, responsibility > desire.
D1RTNAP
Team human.
omh2
Animal products are drastically better for the planet long term than most alternatives. Even limiting the considerations to food, optimal
omh2
farming would still involve large quantities of meat products, as livestock, esp. cows, can efficiently digest low energy density plants
BraveSlayer
She was born to be killed and eaten, that was the purpose the rancher placed in it.
GuardsmanMiku
i really wish vegans would switch their efforts to animal rights. I'm fine with supporting animal farming but some of the conditions...
crawlspace
is this sarcasm?
thelatedrpepper
I think they meant like beyyet treatment if the animals while alive. Some of those "farms" can be pretty rough
crawlspace
specifically focusing on the "i really wish vegans would switch their efforts to animal rights" bit
FrustratedOrigamiNovice
Exactly! “She wanted to live!” Most cattle only get to be born because of the beef/dairy industry. I don’t see having a pet cow catching on.
FrustratedOrigamiNovice
What do animal rights activists think would happen to the majority of cattle if people suddenly stopped eating beef/dairy?
Warune
Many of them know the population would be devastated but the few who survive would be free so that's okay.
omh2
There would be no survivors, all modern cattle are entirely domesticated species, they cannot survive at all without human intervention
THErhinoceros
Something would eat them. Coyotes tear shit up all the time...We’re apex with big brains and opposable thumbs, stop feeling guilty.
Leeloothedog
im not one. and i love meat. but im thinking i rather not be born.
Thatradarguy
So I let her soul course through my veins
Samja192
And through me she will live on forever
jelleyfish
advancedairbags
*curse
JefferyKeeney
And your arteries
ccregor
As I drove down the street to unlock her grains
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
like that culture that would eat their dead parents to have them live on (in a sense) within them
OliverTater
Would absolutely love a source on this....
SatanicSpirals
Several cultures participated in endocannibalism, including the Wari'
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
ritual cannibalism of the recently deceased can ...be seen as a way of guiding the souls of the dead into the bodies of living descendants.
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_cannibalism#cite_note-DowEncyc-19
Shenaniganz80
Absorb her power and make it your own.
hypermarv123
Honestly, isn't that what bodybuilders do? They get protein from meats.
soaksloginwood
ManInTheBox21
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
toasteheh
DeepMemeConversations
And wear her skin as a cadaverous gown
tigerspacecreator
Meaning you'll be delicious too
loononHHL
Eat me
MoooCow
But I don't want to be delicious
OGRavenwolf
Sweet more people would want to eat me out
skiffster
Chloe is already dead, and probably delicious.
CalvinMaclure
Hahaha! I laughed out loud with this one.
DougDeNasty
"OK kids, say grace and remember to thank God for the sacrifice that Chloe gave to our lives. Also, say please for seconds."
pizzaforyourmum
That's my daughters name
skiffster
GUYS HOW IS A COW POSTING ON IMGUR?!
CastleIsGreat
Scratch probably, most definitely, she sounds like one of those cows that really works hard at getting fat to feed my belly.
Gianttesticlemonster
Look at the marbling on her. She's gunna be tasty.
DixonHillPrivateEye
I always tell people that in a starvation situation, eat me first bc I'd be tender AF.
EytchTuuOah
No use crying over spilled milk, right?
Scotia
If we didn't eat meat, Chloe would never have been bred in the 1st place. Either way, she's dead. I'd rather have the steak on my plate tbh.
Booskis
But like now I see her face . Her face her face her face her cute face her brown little cow eyes desperate . Why why they do that?
ABluntForce
To be fair, taking it off the shelf and buying it, not eating it, is what prompts the industry to resupply with more. tl;dr steal burgers.
espo2323
I'm also guessing they don't name every cow...
HiImMrMeeseeks
Depends on the prep. A little salt and pepper with a nice sear? Oh yes.
aylienkitty88
i say this all the time
TheHawkRules
The cow is already in the steak, not buying it won’t bring it back. Sorry.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
You could buy all the parts and glue them back together
Askingforafriend37
“Peppa Pig jigsaw puzzle!”
Baguette2000
Sure. But you buying this one endorses the industry in the long term.
BrettKavanaughDidNothingWrong
Good. Beef is delicious and I would hate to have to raise and slaughter my own cow.
MajorNikon
Can you name one food product that doesn’t have a significant impact to countless other creatures as a consequence of production?
Baguette2000
Nothing has no impact indeed. But meat is among higher impacts.
SergeiBoobtitsky
Mushrooms?
BrettKavanaughDidNothingWrong
While they can be delicious and sometimes even fun (psychedelic ones), mushrooms carry virtually no nutritional value whatsoever.
JayTheStranger
Plenty of wildlife eat mushrooms as a means to survival. It's called the circle of life. We eat them. They eat other things.
kuba913
Soo this food should go to waste?
Baguette2000
Is that an argument ? Do you really think everyone will just stop eating meat at the exact same time ?
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
The argument is basically if you don’t eat this one, it’s wasted, however it’s one less profit for the meat production down the line
TheDroidLukeAlmostBought
this is why meat industry arguments frustrate me. people just need to slow their rolls on meat consumption. i’m not saying don’t eat it at..
TheDroidLukeAlmostBought
all, because that’s unrealistic. but eating it less..? isn’t that a manageable goal? the meat industry is destroying our environment..
TheDroidLukeAlmostBought
at the rate it’s going. we eat more meat than our environments can sustain, and probably more than we need to eat too.
Howdoyoupronouncethiswebsitesname
Exactly. Even if you don't buy it doesn't mean Chloe is coming back....
Baguette2000
Sure. But you buying this one endorses the industry in the long term.
Overcucumbered
Dont be tellin people things when they just wanna eat their food and just wanna have their excuses for feeling good about it
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Good.
Nick9265
Nah, aint gonna let that spoil. Gotta eat it man.
Baguette2000
I know you don't care. But man up and just assume it, you are not 5 years old anymore.
Nick9265
Haha what?
PocketVist
Keep buying then they keep producing, harms the enviorment af. Then again in 10 years we will feel The affects :/
Sbotkin
Because producing for thousands of years didn't affect but in the next ten we will feel it, okay.
Sigmapcs9000
We already feel the effects.
PocketVist
Well im talking about the never return point, where the effects become more extreme
TheYoungJaywalker
What effects?
Kenkenny82
Maybe if you burry her in the pet cemetery
ShadowBurn
*shivers* All kinds of fucked up that book was.
iamjman
It's being remade. Dont believe me, checkout Pet Semetary 2019.
DrKriegersClone
I was just thinking about cows "coming back wrong".
Slindrin
This is how we get zombie cows
DrKriegersClone
On which note, if you haven't seen Black Sheep, check it out.