thegentilewookie
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Apr 5, 2018 6:32 PM
thegentilewookie
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3letan
? WTF?
PrimeAlphaOne
I'm impressed, Restoration takes ages to level up.
adam1111
"sexy,hot"
MorRochben
He probably thought it was a bot
adwood53
He pays for Tinder Gold
GenericKemp
I like the parts of your face with skin on it.
Phischstaebchen
So you say you find real girls on Tinder that actually want to do sexy-stuff? I doubt.
Phischstaebchen
even okcupid fails horrible
Lordofthenopes
Good thing you blacked out the name so well or else I might have seen that her name was Nicole.
ObiWanShalomi
How can you be so sure it's Nicole? Maybe it's N***er
dennisprager
thats a compliment im taking a geuss that when indulging in self pleasure this man chooses porn stars a gold standard for being sexually...
dennisprager
attractive. saying your have all the traits he likes on a sexual level and puts your beauty in the ranks with porn star thats a compliment.
JudgementalMan
She either hates Nazis or is a Nazi no inbetween
thegentilewookie
imagerboy
Who is hitting dudes up like that on tinder that isn't a bot. Who? WHO????
aguacatedeldiablo
I figured it was a bot for sure
thisguysmokes
It could still be a bot guys. “What?” Would be the perfect response!
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rockworm7
Best part, them eyes aint open
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Glued stuck by all the cum squirted in em
thelightwithinallofus
I thought that was the point of the joke
stopcorrectingmyfukinggrammar
Are we sure she's not on porn hub
asianmilkspray
We'll need to send a team to investigate.
stopcorrectingmyfukinggrammar
I totally agree and for scientific reasons of course
dadyouneverhad
You have very pretty ... eyelids
jimbodoomface
that sounds super creepy. I'm stealing it.
PaulNewmansGhost
I love the way they... cover those ... goggles?
vajrawrath
You have very nice orbicularis oculi.
Gav294
You have very pretty irises and corneas.
LastThoughtsOnWoodyGuthrie
I love the colour of you sphincters.
pdbravo
That bio was written by a man, women don't refer to themselves like that.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Of course not, that's not proper. Not ladylike
SoftcoreFavorites
You'd be surprised.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
I've definitely seen similarly written female profiles. It's a spectrum, definitely
equityforpunks
You don't clearly know slavic women. They are pretty intimidating and straight what comes to that sort of things.
buttbuttpartywagon
Russian women are definitely a different type, but you just call them men
KuraiChikara
I knew a female who went by Gutter-Slut-Cock-Dumpster. So....50/50 chance.
gutterslut
Yeah I know a woman like that too.
Catmancer9000
Say hi to your mom for me
ceramicpear
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
Are there actually people who want to date people that have "beautiful sexy hot" in their description?
PandraPierva
Well they want to date once
faeros
I saw "southern belle" often here in ga. Nah girl, youre a bag of smashed ass. But then, standards arent high here.
Notme68
WV, too. I'm greatly amazed at the lack of standards in both men and women.
HickLife
“Date”
MyUsbDriveBurnsWhenIP
Like if tinder was for dating
RapReplies
Old men and horny boys
thr03back
Ah, because the old men have too poor of eyesight to view the picture well and need the text description right? Makes sense
relicen
Nah, it's because they know marriage is hell and isn't looking for a spouse, just some nooky.
ItsGeno
Sure, for the night..
Notme68
If they're actually beautiful sexy hot , sure I'd imagine.
mikeatike
Not date
legalisegaymarijuana
I would like to fuck that girl regardless of what her bio is
KoalasArentReal
Oh noes. U cant say THAT on imgerr
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
In a way, I am very thankful I didn’t have Tinder when I was single.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Ditto! We dodged that bullet friend:)
AWildYetiHasAppeared
Why? It was amazing....
Gizzie
BEGONE
ScrewHavinAUsername
Tinder is great when both want the same & don’t have the need for BS
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Yes it is. I would have loved it at the time, but I imagine it would have been too crazy.
skolyr
You're lucky. It's the most unrewarding and frustrating thing and I can't stop. Send help.
Jizzturnip
And in all the other remaining ways "why oh why oh why wasn't tinder around when I was single!?!"
gratefulheart
So is everybody else.
TriggersDaD
Soooooo much so. Think the family guy episode had that to a T.
TomtheGrizzly
Well, depends on the person I guess. I've had a few encounters on it (met my gf there) and no bad ones. Great while it lasted.
BackgroundNPC
I met my gf on tinder too! Last thing I expected to be honest. It was worth it.
WhyAmIMe
Met my now fiancé on tinder. Weird how it worked out but I couldn't imagine my life without her
TomtheGrizzly
Same. We are moving together as soon as we can now.
WhyAmIMe
That's awesome! Congrats!
PileOfWalthers
There were ads for mail order brides from Russia in the back of pickup truck mags though.
TarzanLickingJanesJungle
Those were good times.
NeynasGhost
I know a guy who has a mail order bride from Russia. And a Russian mail order stepson!
NeynasGhost
Oddly enough they seem to have a perfectly stable marriage. Guess things worked out for everybody.
ChaosandChaos
Yep.
WithPride
First time I heard of that happening but I am glad it is going well.
Notme68
I've seen a couple of mail order marriages. They communicate for a while first. Plus gratitude at being "rescued" helps a lot.
PileOfWalthers
Well there's a first time for everything, I guess. Or are her 3 years not up yet?
NeynasGhost
Oh, no, he was a friend of my grandad's. They've been married a LONG time.
dancelikeyousharted
Same. It would have been way too depressing.
legalisegaymarijuana
What's depressing about having lots of sex? It's not like having casual sex and looking for the one are mutually exclusive
dancelikeyousharted
The depressing part would have been only matching with bots. As a solid 4/10, places like Tinder are not easy for the likes of me.
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Casual sex is super boring. The best sec is at least two months into a relationship. The rest is awkward and unsatisfying in my experience.
legalisegaymarijuana
Have you tried with hotter people?
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Dude...hotness counts for less than you think. The initial thrill is amazing, but in the end good sex isn’t about how hot a woman is IMO.
Atemcyph
Well... is not late for it. The ammount of sex you will have is absurd
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
I don’t think my wife will like that.
Popspoppingit
Oh, so none? at least in my tinder experience lol
sneaker2
Unless you are one of the bottom 90% males.
WhiteningMcClean
Are we using the same app?
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
I'm happily married and have all the sex I want.... which is zero:(
Notme68
Sad. Wife and I have 14 years. The sec just gets progressively better.
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
IDK. My newly divorced buddies are having lots of sex but are unhappy as hell. I think the dream of having sex with attractive young women
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Is way better than the reality. Which they eventually admit is bad sex with girls with no similar interests and life experience, who haven’t
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Yet learned the superior personal hygiene habits of a 35 yo MILF. Which is where the real sweet spot is at lol.
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Those girls are on Bumble, not Tinder I hear...
Notme68
I'll agree. Especially since the MILF i know is my wife. It rocks.