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Girlfriend of two years left me. Came home from work and everything is gone. No tv, no bed, she even took the shower curtains. At least my couch was here. My best friend brought me a blanket and a pillow to hold me over until I can buy new stuff... drinking this bottle so I can sleep. He also brought me a giant giraffe teddy to keep me company. Thought it was fitting for Imgur. Giraffery likes classic thrash metal so much stole my hat from me, I don't mind though. ****************** Is most viral the front page? I usually just lurk this site. Thanks for all the love people. I'm hung over and not even sure how I'm up, drinking some water and going back to sweet, sweet sleep. Send boobs? Send music recommendations? I like a lot of metal, thrash, black, death... heavy, catchy riffs get me every time. ****************** One more thing. Love the True Lies reference from a few of you. Arnold movies are some of my favorites.
natethegreat2556
not exactly a "metal" band but Queens of the stone age has helped me get through some tough times!!! P.S want a good whiskey get leadslinger
MissPacman
Sorry to hear that I know you probably don't see it atm but you are better off without her and it does get better
KingLost
Congrats mate. Now you're young, wild, and free. Stack paper. Fuck bitches. Live life.
dormantmayonnaise
Is this a thing people do, just take off after years? Was there at least some discussion before?
IrishSkillet
Lol @ imaging a giraffe head-banging. Hang in there brother. Life is about to get so much better for you after you process this!
Battlinbill07
Here imgur goes again, jumping to conclusions.
Goenne
Poor choice of woman, fine choice of drink! Good luck @op
Dyslexicbirch
Was most of the stuff bought with her money? Or is she a thief
reacon92
The real question here. Either you done fucked up or she's straight up robbed you.
sighAnimal
you had me at whiskey and thrash metal. Cheers pal.
sighAnimal
I honestly dunno how send PMs on imgur so here is my song suggestion : jinjer- pisces lemme know if u like it.
AngryVelvetUnicorn
Hey. You. I’ll make you a blanket for yah. I need to use up this yarn anyway. Lmao
LeftHandPanda
Hibiki is good whiskey
Lilithet
It is indeed... I bought the 12 year old one for a friend on his birthday, it was delicious.
MeasuredByFive
PRess charges ! Protect your bank accounts. If you take her back get things in writing
KingsHabit
"For relaxing time, make it Suntory time."
AspartameDaddy
LordHotPie
ItWasIWhoFarted
Good choice of Whisky
CrabPeopleTasteLikeCrabTalkLikePeople
Cheers, good choice to drown your sorrows in
TheShittierBeatles
I've seen this stuff before but haven't gotten it. Worth a try?
CrabPeopleTasteLikeCrabTalkLikePeople
It is defo worth a try if you like single malts.
m098a648
Check out the band Emancipator. Their music is really calming and complex.
ImLuchidorable
U wan sum fuk?
ARealHumanBean7
I'll give sympathy when it's known why you broke up, I know friends who have taken everything after a partner cheated.
HerrFraeulein
Being cheated on doesn't justify stealing tho
LadyCottonHead
He said she bought it all...
ARealHumanBean7
You know... just as an example... not accusing you of anything.
Grindrone
Get well man, show your demons how it's done. Try Deathspell Omega, Gojira, August Burns Red, Thy Darkened Shade, Born of Osiris...
moon2A
August Burns Red mmmmmyes
lilbitosunshine
https://imgur.com/YqKJOSc
labbejr
...Did you cheat on her?
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pipicacaboudin
He's just asking. Let @op answer
AspartameDaddy
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hailsatan665
Nope, never cheated.
catsleepingonflowers
I seriously don't understand how people can be so disrespectful. You'll find a silver lining, I'm sure of it.
LeonardoDaTiddies
Hopefully, at least a curtain lining! Eh?! Eh?! Too soon?
catsleepingonflowers
Yes
Alexir
You don’t have all the facts, what if he beat the shit out of her and she fled when she could. I️ just don’t get siding with some1 when 1/2
catsleepingonflowers
What if he didn't. Calm your tits, Caren.
Alexir
You don’t have the whole story.
BrokenAnimal
When reading posts like this I keep wondering how people end up having relationships where at least one of the participants are too...
BrokenAnimal
...immature to even have a proper sit-down to talk things out. But then I remember my own previous dating history and it all makes sense.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I left a fiance like this. Because I tried to talk about it, and he got furious and started hitting walls and saying I was never leaving /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
him. So, yeah. Shit's scary. I had to make sure I was safe. /2
BrokenAnimal
I can see that. And in your case he was obviously the immature one. It's never fun when a relationship ends, but communication is key.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Sorry to hear about your circumstances mate. Can you tell me how the whisky compares to Jack Daniels or Maker's Mark? :)
hailsatan665
It's a blend. Light and sweet. Not a bourbon like makers or shitty piss whiskey like jack.
hailsatan665
Not my favorite though. I wouldn't buy it myself, it was a birthday gift from my ex girls dad. About 70 dollars a fifth.
lykkebroer
That sounds crazy expensive to me, especially for a blend. I paid 45 Euro for a 12 year old single malt and thought that was expensive...
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
I have absolutely no idea what a fifth is. I hear it in rap songs and get so confused. Sounds like my kind of drink though.
bentwrenches
I call .750 litre a fifth because fifth sounds cooler, and I'm a cool guy.
timemac
1/5 (1/5 of a gallon) is about 7 oz shy of liter. That Whiskey is nice, I tried it this weekend. Smooth & light.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
You think I know how much an ounce is?..
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
However, I can see on the bottle that it's 750mL (which is standard for a bottle of spirits), so 7oz is ~ 250mL?
hailsatan665
Fifth of a gallon buddy.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Thank you!
KidCola
Your mate bought you (a grown ass man) a giraffe teddy to cuddle?
Bluegrasslass
What's wrong with that? Hubby is 47 & I'm 48. We have 4 Teds in the bed.
DarkwingDuc
Sounds like a good mate.
momoneymopain
You got a problem m8?! I'll bash yer hed in! I swear on me mum!
WunWun420
A giraffe and a bottle of Hibiki, he has his eyes on the big prize????????????????????
hailsatan665
Yep he's a funny guy. We fuck around a lot.
titsmcgee213
Sounds like a damn good friend to me
IamInappropriate
longoriaisaiah
Is that why the gf left?
cazo
Applepotamus
Maggiesperson
And what's wrong with you? Jealous?
TheNonInsestuousJaime
Well, yeah, I mean, no one's bought me a stuffed giraffe...
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
What's your address?
TheNonInsestuousJaime
I'am not falling for this again. fool me once shame on you, fool me for the tenth time and I must be autistic...
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
Hey, I'm autistic too so that makes two of us. Who knows, I might get you for secret santa. I already have the stuffed giraffe.
OkOkTryNotToSayTheWrongThing
Even the shower curtain? What a bitch...
iLikeHockey
That's legit grinch status
CherryEmpress
I mean maybe she bought the shower curtain. Maybe she bought all that stuff. Maybe OP cheated, or was a mooch, or whatever. We don’t know.
Ootandabootehh
This!
Ishouldhavecalledinsicktoday
If she paid for those things then she has the right to take them.. we don't know the whole story.
DietCokeIsTheBest
I don’t see why you’re being downvoted. You have every right to take your property with you, op says nothing about who owned what.
xenocyde1224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5vOArr1dXU
Copperbrat
I spent ages shopping for my shower curtain. Had to special order it because I'm very particular. Better fucking believe I'd take it.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
There might be a chance op wasn’t the innocent one here. I took everything down the the toilet paper when my ex-bf cheated. Js
youcanrelaxaroundme
The fact that he won't answer the question 20 people have asked kinda makes him seem guilty of something.
ARealHumanBean7
I was thinking the exact same thing
kapp70
You spelled *cunt wrong.
ArianneInAustin
Took the words right out of my mouth
hailsatan665
Yup
danbrazier
I mean... That's just plain weird.
sometimesifeellikeanut
Must be related to Tom Arnold's ex-wife from True Lies https://media.giphy.com/media/13HKgUgqVzpTXi/giphy.gif
washismycopilot
I'm thinking a lot of people on here don't own nice shower curtains that they like.
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
... or petty.
whatamidoingpleasehelp
A weird, petty bitch.
pipicacaboudin
Did she buy what she took?
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daiya1
Hasn't answered this one so guessing probably yeah
pipicacaboudin
@op has not answered if he cheated on her and if she bought the furnitures...
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pipicacaboudin
Alright my bad. Let's wait and see
IWentToImgurAndAllIGotWasThisShittyUsername
He did say he was going to sleep....
parakyl
Ya guys he drank a bottle of hibiki, let him sleep it off
LeonardoDaTiddies
Asking the critical question.
hailsatan665
Yeah, a bunch of things were hers. I made the mistake of giving away a ton of stuff when we moved in. My couch is pretty comfy though.
flamingfreebird
I know how that feels man, same situation earlier this year. It get better but it fucking sucks now. Make sure to grieve in time.
LuckyJynX
hold on bud, its just stuff.
Thatonezackass
ellavator
Change your locks in case she decides to come back for more stuff.
youcanrelaxaroundme
He just said it was her stuff. She's entitled to it
Mirawatts
If not, then she robbed him.
Deadpoolisfunny
I like how he thinks. If she robbed then you should totally call the cops and get your stuff back
pipicacaboudin
That's why I asked
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Not necessarily. If my partner and I split I'd be left with a few pots, bookshelf, rug, desk and bed sheets cuz he bought the rest.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
When I left my fiance I only took my own stuff, which was hardly anything. He got mad that I took the alarm clock, which was mine.
Lilithet
Good thing you left him, anyone who gets mad over an alarm clock probably has issues.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Yeah, that's what I would do. But he earns more than me so he's bought more stuff.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It was the same for me, I was a student and he was working, so basically I just had my clothes and books that were mine. That's all I took.
AndOfCourseTheSquirrels
Having seen this before I can tell you the cops won't do a damn thing.
brownbearks
That’s cause we legally can’t. You need documentation of who owns what. Since there is no paper trail, how can I state a crime has happened
RickySpanishhhhh
I'm now going to keep all my credit card receipts
PCGamingKurshuk
This is why I don't call police. Best case, they tell you they can't help. Worst case, your life is wrecked for trusting a public servant.
ThisNosoi
I'm confused as to how it's the police's fault that you can't keep records like an adult. Manage your shit and they help as much as they can
RocknBach5
Many Reciepts are emailed these days. I️ make a point to get an emailed receipt for all major purchases when possible. (1/?)
RocknBach5
If you have a loyalty account receipts are often stored in association to it. (2/?)
MrMarksman
Hibiki is easily one of my favorite, good taste!
REDS1X
15 year old yoichi is my jams.
CultofCedar
Yamazaki is better but I’m too poor
kholo
First and only time I drank one was in a bar, it was sitting on the top shelf (one without pricing). Ask for it randomly. I don't regret it.
trapinch
I tried this for the first time a month ago! I normally HATE whiskey, but this went down so well! It was like 17 years old i think...SO NICE
bazookasoup
I currently have a fondness for monkey shoulder. I want to try some Japanese though
CaptainEgregious
+1 for Monkey Shoulder
Jagion
Hibiki is perfect to start for getting into Japanese whiskey. Monkey Shoulder is one of my favorites!
MADFOX
Monkey Shoulder is very solid and good bang for your buck
LeonardoDaTiddies
As a bourbon guy, I find the Japanese whisky to be very much in the Scotch style so you'll probably be in good shape.
Bloodsbane
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bentwrenches
Monkey Shoulder is my go to blend these, so smooth!
VultureTX
From Suntory I prefer Toki for taste. But for best Japanese Whiskey I say Nikki from Yoichi!
butthurtnevergetsbetter
Nikka From the Barrel is nice, too.
BeardlyScratchington
Yamazaki is also made by Suntory. Its very good.If you like Monkey Shoulder try Buchanan 12yr.Similar taste profiles.A little smoother imo.
bazookasoup
I have put it on my list and will keep an eye out for it. My monkey is a little low, so might be a good time to get something to back it up
QuinnFan
I love Iwai and Hkushu (probably wrong spelling). Thr masters select of Hibiki is very nice
bazookasoup
I also have an Aberfeldy that I very much enjoy. It's like getting punched in the face with an oak log. But in a good way
withfrigginlasers
To each their own, but Hibiki is the roughest of all 9 I brought back from Japan. It's usually the last thing left on the shelves in Tokyo.
ThisIsJackStarling
My hands down fave is Ichimaru Chichibu single malt... Lots of fond memories attached
Lamech777
It's an acquired taste I feel, I use to not be able to stand stuff that strong until I started trying various whiskeys but damn good to >
Lamech777
know about it being the last thing on the shelves there, I'll drink it for them!
Rikimarudevil
WTF is going here? Everyone is getting dumped left and right. Why can't you gah goos keep a girl? Damn! Did you not see the signs though?
goodisunpopular
November is the stress pit of the year due to student finals, business getting ready for the sales and fiscal ends 1/2
goodisunpopular
2/2 and all that stress is salt in the wounds of a relationship as people lash out in anger.
Rikimarudevil
Interesting...Are you just saying that or is this an actual fact. Do people report higher levels of break up in November?
ilovecake
Statistics do show that before major holidays, like Christmas/Valentine’s, there’s an uptick in breakups. It’s to avoid buying gifts.
AlexCake
I read somewhere that November is also the month where most people die.
goodisunpopular
From working in Cust.Service. we get the most "breakdowns" starting mid Nov. & half those people tell you their life's story for "sympathy"
goodisunpopular
It does escalate the most right before and after Christmas of course.
ReuZNL
Sooo... How long are you and your partner together then?
Rikimarudevil
15 years my dude! I couldn't get rid of her even if I tried.
Rikimarudevil
We got a 5.75 year old kid too! It takes work man! WORK! And patience. And you can't take shit personally. Also! Pick your battles.
ReuZNL
I have a 10 year old kid from a previous relation. It does take work but sometimes you have to choose for your own sanity.
ReuZNL
@op I hope you pull trough. Breaking up is terrible. Wether your the one doing the breaking or the one left behind.
ReuZNL
And am currently engaged with my girlfriend of 7 years. So i now the work that is needed.