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IzzYOnline
#15 is from Dirty Lady #2. I'm now wondering about Dirty Lady #1 now and how they're different.
shaveddogbutt
I would kick number one's ass seven ways from Sunday if he/she were my neighbor.
choggie
Seriously though, laws making you pick up your dog's shit on city streets is fine but a YARD?! Fuck You asshole, hope you step innit.
sashadqaf
All of these either passive aggressive or funny ... or both .
MrTroysWildRide
Dirty Lady #2?? What happened to #1?!
Laylah77
I love humanity... It's people I hate -- Edna St Vincent Millay
armouredswan
Fosset
Laylah77
Farrah Fossett-Majors
Gorperino
Can someone read #7 to me?
Zhouse301
Nice post, brrroo
PolarHailStorm
#13 @ChefShwasty
SluppyB
Some of these people need to be cutting holes in the floor and shitting in them
vwtruckin
I shall ride this steed to the front page!
KendoQueen
dxd2
#1 "again"
HandsomeJack19
Oh #5. If someone comes at you aggressively, confront them right there face to face. Not in a passive-aggressive note. Faux tough guys suck.
TakeThisGifAsATokenOfMyAppreciation
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
That damn drummer in 225 is probably the same asshole obsessed with drawing penises.
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
#12 legitimately asking, but unless you're selling your home or it has garbage/is unsafe, why?
jwax33
I really expected better grammar out of Berkeley.
voxael
Or alternatively, #1 could learn some fucking self control and remember it's a goddamn videogame
UncomfortableAnswers
Right? It basically just says, "Fuck you, I'm allowed to break apartment rules."
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
And maybe buy some headphones?
OtherPeoplesNamesGetMePoints
How exactly do headphones stop other people from hearing him yell or curse? Think this one through a little more.
DisguisedLizardThing
Headphones and a gag then?
chiefwill
Maybe he meant noise-cancelling headphones for the neighbors .... can I take some cake before I leave? No? Ok.
OtherPeoplesNamesGetMePoints
Expecting the neighbours to wear headphones to not hear him is more douchey then his note.
gimmesomesugarbaby
I can pretty much guarantee the person with the crying baby is less happy than you. Wow some people are entitled passive aggressive fucks
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
As a person living next to someone with a constantly crying baby and barking dog, they could at least try.
zatgal
Ah, I get it now. I definitely wished the entire human race would die off when my baby was teething. The sound is mind numbing.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
That would include your baby. But I'm nice, if people stop reproducing tomorrow, then the world can be rid of people in ~100 years.
zatgal
I know. That's what post partum depression does to a woman. I didn't care. We're both damn lucky his dad was around to keep an eye out.
Dyslexicbirch
Yeah some of these people are wankas
Pointlesscommentary
Great now I have an irrational fear of faucet boogers.
RavaTar
Ahhh, that's what he was trying to say. 'Fosset', lol
mistermichigan
No worries - the boogers on the fosset, not the faucet. You should be clear.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
As long as dog-poop guy picks up his dog's poop, there shouldn't be a problem. If he just leaves it there then anger is justified.
valkrez
I got a "loud sex" note once and was mortified. I had to move my bed.
VonDoosel4lyfe
#5 can go fuck themselves. If your dog shits on my lawn you're goddamn right im going to yell at you!
MyShoulderHurts
#12 bitch who wrote the note Is just a cunt
maaiker
Until rats and other vermin start livin there
KiciaKicia
I had to call a by-law officer on my neighbor once too because the yard was getting out of hand. It affects your property values.
katercharlo
Fuck the guy complaining about the baby. Sucky, but sick it up, man.
OrCandy
seriously! how do you think the parent feels? i used to nanny for a colikcy baby. she cried so much. i felt like i was a terrible care taker
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NoChute
It's as if she doesn't realize some people plan to have kids.
usernamesarealreadytaken
It's a noise complaint. You are legally allowed to make one.
katercharlo
Actually, where I come from they specifically stopped it. You cannot complain about children's noises anymore.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It's dumb to even complain about. Like, don't they think the parents are doing everything possible to stop it? Unless they're, like, /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
druggies who are passed out, in which case they won't care anyway. But normal, fit parents will already be doing everything in their /2
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
power to get the baby to go to sleep. /3
LadyWidebottom
What does he expect them to do? Ask the baby to stop?
katercharlo
Right? Sorry my baby is being a baby. Here, let me just strangle it so you don't have to use freaking earplugs.
DaBear04
Well that could work. I'm not super familiar with how babies work though...
norrinraddsboard
Put it back? :D
LadyWidebottom
davepermen
My neighbour baby cries ~2h, loudly, horribly sad. Since >1year. Wish it would stop, but complaining doesnt help..
LadyWidebottom
Could be a medical reason for it.
davepermen
Given the screaming shouting bitchy mom going nuts again, i blame her instead. Gosh that histeric screaming..
LadyWidebottom
Yikes, sorry to hear that, dude. Maybe she'll give herself an aneurysm
davepermen
I just hope they break up and she leaves and he keeps custody at that point.. Which is a sad wish
davepermen
Ya. No clue. I just wanna sleep... :(
LadyWidebottom
Man, I feel you. I bet the parents feel you too. I have two kids with fucked up sleeping patterns. Haven't had a good sleep in 8 years.
mynameistc
Same.
zatgal
Fuck #17 . Sometimes there is literally nothing you can (ethically) do to stop a baby's crying. That person needs to take their own advice.
ferrelferret
Fuck anyone that calls a kid a mistake.
daralingg
SERIOUSLY. my in laws are STRUGGLING with fertility issues and it hurts my heart so bad.
ferrelferret
My wife and I are expecting our first. There are concerns, but any child we have is a gift.
daralingg
i hope for the best for you both. tell her to relax. everything happens for a reason.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Or. Or. Shove a pacifier in it's face, or feed it or change it's dipper. There's not much a baby needs to stop crying...
zatgal
All right smart ass. Baby has cholic. Food makes it worse. Drops rarely work. He spits out his pacifier, and hates being swaddled. Wyd?
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Whiskey. Sound proof the baby room.
zatgal
Oh yeah! Alcohol will definitely help a baby that's having digestion issues and totally isn't borderline child abuse.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
You think I care about parasites?
freiman
Yeah buy some earplugs and have some compassion. Colicky (sp?) babies are gonna cry no matter what
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Or. Or. Shove a pacifier in it's face, or feed it or change it's dipper. There's not much a baby needs to stop crying...
freiman
You obviously haven't dealt with babies lol
DevilsAdvocateAndLegalAdvisor
It's on par with saying, "Hey you, with Tourette's - stop loudly swearing. People with coprolalia are assholes and should be gagged."
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Or. Or. Shove a pacifier in it's face, or feed it or change it's dipper. There's not much a baby needs to stop crying...
DevilsAdvocateAndLegalAdvisor
That's not an "or", you just ignored the parallel I mentioned. Would you say the same thing to someone with Tourette's, or someone loudly 1/
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Someone with a disability can't help what they do. You can take steps to quieten a baby. If it's still crying you haven't done enough.
DevilsAdvocateAndLegalAdvisor
I take it you have zero experience with babies. There are a myriad of reasons it might continue crying. Babies can't help it either, 1/
DevilsAdvocateAndLegalAdvisor
"clomping" around their apt. above you in leg braces, etc.? /2
zatgal
Wow. You were extra devoted to being an arrogant cunt, weren't you?
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Not as much of a cunt as making someone else suffer for your decision. If you have a baby you should make sure it doesn't affect the 1/
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
people around you. It's selfish, especially when the world is already overcrowded
zatgal
Alright, fuck you dude. Go buy a private island if you hate humans so much. Makes about as much sense as the bullshit you're spewing.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
I saw the MASH finale and know that's not true.
zatgal
I said -ethically-, darling.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Ah. So you did, sweetheart.
Schnozeyboon
lol get a room you two. :P Best exchange ever. So polite. =]
zatgal
Glad you noticed, punkin!
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
How could I not, honey?