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FartsSmellBad

But then there's the time your hand-hold distracts her while she's trying not to fart

9 years ago |

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ikcin

@Warrennotso

9 years ago |

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Jack0307

I usually opt for pictures of cute animals, but I guess this works as well.

9 years ago |

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benadrylbumblebutt

usually pictures of cute animals are easier to come by :(

9 years ago |

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BuddhaBeettle

Why not both?

9 years ago |

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OnlyCommentNeverPost

she only wants cuddles and food

9 years ago |

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BananaForScaIe

And wine. And a good schlonging.

9 years ago |

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wandergeist

Don't we all?

9 years ago |

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BukkakeRider3000

Yes. Cuddles, food and a blowjob every now and then.

9 years ago |

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DrunkIrishAstronaught

So she's a cat?

9 years ago |

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OldAceMerrillUsesDynamite

Only if she's also a complete asshole and pisses on the furniture.

9 years ago |

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SkeuomorphicallyInclined

60% of the time, it works every time.

9 years ago |

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vaultboyarchie

9 years ago |

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Andonemorething

Sooooo , let's talk about the other 40%

9 years ago |

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toby516

We don't talk about the other 40%

9 years ago |

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Andonemorething

It's-it's me isn't it? I knew it. *takes the chocolate cake,forks and plates back to the kitchen*

9 years ago |

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funnyaccepted

9 years ago |

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evilgriff

9 years ago |

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funnyaccepted

9 years ago |

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SillyNarrator

The other 40% of the time she just lets your warm welcoming hand envelope hr cold dead hand n lets it rest beneath yours completely lifeless

9 years ago |

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SillyNarrator

Because she's decided that she hates you. Because you gave her chlamydia. But you didn't know you had it. Because u haven't had any symptoms

9 years ago |

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SillyNarrator

And before her you had a dry spell that lasted five years. So like, why the fuck would you think you've got an STD? But apparently you do.

9 years ago |

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SillyNarrator

Because before you came into her life she got tested and was given the "all clean" test result. But now you're having a baby together.

9 years ago |

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SillyNarrator

And it was when she got her blood tested during a check up after for months of pregnancy that she found out she's got chlamydia.

9 years ago |

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NICEUSEOFWORDSSIR

Or your money back.

9 years ago |

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SvenGuy

Guaranteed

9 years ago |

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MinnesotaTom

NAKED MAN

9 years ago |

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OZVerti

But wait there's more!

9 years ago |

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Retromorphic

https://goo.gl/FrbCFv

9 years ago |

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Azerai

But i didn't pay you anything

9 years ago |

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Andonemorething

You payed me with your company.

9 years ago |

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Azerai

I want a refund

9 years ago |

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Andonemorething

this is why my mother says I'm a failure. I can't even give someone my company without being turned down.

9 years ago |

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ibeandrew

Going to try this. Will report back.

9 years ago |

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WellBehavedZombie

I can't recommend doing this on a park bench, the woman was stronger than me and crushed my hand and walked away laughing.

9 years ago |

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ibeandrew

Lol

9 years ago |

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IshitOnWindshields

Status report

9 years ago |

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ibeandrew

Mission accomplished. Incoming pecks on the cheek.

9 years ago |

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HurderFlurder

Congrats on your happiness

9 years ago |

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ibeandrew

First time I've been happy in a long time. Thank you.

9 years ago |

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CapsShield

now.... Mission report, December 16, 1991.

9 years ago |

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gammelgubben

So happy for you happiness.

9 years ago |

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ibeandrew

Had to grind to get here. Keep your head up.

9 years ago |

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TheNax

But on the other hand, many people will die alone. I should know, Im one of em.

9 years ago |

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gammelgubben

Yeye I know, thanks <3

9 years ago |

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