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Nov 6, 2016 8:41 PM
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ClockworkRepairDroid
Billy Batson?
DarthDragon7
Thats funny
anuenue
Took a closer look at her bag. Glad I did.
KilgorTrout451
Oy
ericneo2
XD
ignorantbastrd
Concubines...
BARose
yaaaaas lololol
DandySpaceCowboy
mwa hahahahahahahah
nighoki
As a gay man, I find this demeaning.
kindsoberandfullydressed
As a non-gay non-man, me neither. I think it relies on an outdated view of gay men/homosexuality and even then it just ain't clever.
olesiel
Life with "gay dads"? Show me life with "straight dads". Just say two dads! xD
DocVolt
There are no females in this comic
Ssssssssssss
Bueno.
lyssajay
The banana.
UncoordinatedDork
Oh man I love AJ and Magnus! It's like Calvin and Hobbes but gayer and really mediocre.
RemyTheRed
I can hear that "Yeeees?" So clearly in my head.
rocketdonkey
I'd try to get this to the writers of Modern Family but they are pretty damn sazzy as it is.
rampitup46
either sass or zazz; pick one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecns_W9q_s0
Officiallydan
or snazzy
rampitup46
yes, this appears to be true
Atlasraven
Lowang92
Hahaha I made myself sad.
OliverClothesoff70
It's Firefly. Now, I'm sad all over again. You can take my upvote and go to the special hell....the SPECIAL HELL!
RuneNorse
MyNameisAvailable
Reserved for pedophiles and people who talk at the theatre.
mediamatix
...and full of spoilers! >:(
NobodyExpectTheSpanishInquisition
JaredKidd
GiffyMcDot
DarkMaster98
Br0doSwaggins
SaucyShadows
Icedpryo
Love how it's an even bigger guy
DotCheck
Here's the beginning of the comics if you want it: http://www.gocomics.com/aj-and-magnus/2014/08/08
Icedpryo
thanks
Ulthirm
Or it could be like what happens down here. The girls come up to the door and insist on speaking to a woman and will leave if
Ulthirm
The dad is the only one there and keep coming back until there is one and invite her and her family to dinner with their family... Weirdest
Ulthirm
Shit man
Ulthirm
Oh excuse me woman* (don't get upset, just trying to joke, didn't want to ruin my joke this way but the back lash has been bad recently)
EvilAristocrat
I did this once, i shut the door then opened it and talked with a high voice instead and they acted like i was a diff person...
EvilAristocrat
no shirt and only sweatpants on, opened the door to "is your wife home?" answered yes, Closed door, open it 2 secs later still no shirt on
EvilAristocrat
use a high pitch voice "yeah my husband said you need me?" and they started talking about meds and periods, all while looking at me...
EvilAristocrat
all that while looking at me, with my beard, and no shirt, i laughed and told them no, im male so i dont need it and they looked so confused
EvilAristocrat
when i closed the door, I heard one say "I dont think that was a woman.." and they left, To be fair I do have long hair and look androgynous
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
This is what happens when the mom says to the dad she isnt talking to any saleswoman and to "Fuck off im making bronies"-my mom.
AlkeneThiol
Every time your mom bangs a new trick, a brony gets his wings
Nahff
I love the new meaning that your statement takes on because of the misspelling.
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
https://imgur.com/dlg7hgH.jpeg
Model506
For those confused I can say that yes by experience makeup salesmen do exist. My mother lets them in and they stay for like five hours fml
cravingdeath
When the lady asked for him to get his mom, why wouldn't the kid be like "I don't have one" or "I have 2 dad's" or something that made sense
putitinthebag
Because then there wouldn't be a joke
LordCongra
Or you have weird selective hearing like me and just go with what you think they were asking for because your ears decided to ignore them
ShepskyHuskherd
Maybe he was in on the joke. Did it for the laughs
MetalTao
Probably why the dad grabbed a fan
Tempcore
And grew more facial hair? That's the other dad man :p
KevinPeixes
Because the comic needed a joke. Don't over think the little things in life.
imnotmattdamon
Or the more likely scenario, he forgets about here and goes to play video games...
PedestrianElectrobastard
I think that would be a sure sign of retardation.
imnotmattdamon
Yeah, exactly, a millennial.
Ssssssssssss
The kid's probably used to this shit by now.
Urgalicity
Everyone assumes kids have Mom's, almost no one asks a kid for their Dad.
Every1friend
or get the gay mom dad first
Snooj
Because kids are stupid. I should know. I was a kid once.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
As a gay dad, this is pretty damn accurate.
Bigiee4
Really? You constantly have door to door cosmetics saleswomen coming to your door?
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
It's like a constant shitstorm of them, yes.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Where do you live that door to door sales still happen??
AlkeneThiol
Pleasantville, New Caliwashinois
RevanTheJedi
The 80s I suppose
Ssssssssssss
They still happen where I live in Pennsylvania!
13thDukeofWybourne
Who the heck asks to speak to the lady of the house? Does that really happen?
JohnnyTitelips
Makeup saleswoman. :P
DarthDragon7
In old sitcoms only
kmikl
No, they still do in 2016. I usually close the door when they do. In their face.
andidancedancedance
I had a salesperson ask if they could talk to "the king or queen of the castle" and they kept repeating this phrase. They were selling meat.
AlkeneThiol
Nothing like a good royal beef pound
TheDonaIdTrump
Literally happened to me last night. Never has before in my life. So weird
MarisaTomei
She's selling makeup.
Mavgurian
1997 or smth, my mother got asked for her husband on the phone by their bank to talk account stuff - oh that poor bank lady ... ^^
BradPiss
They only ask for Man of the house. One person asked me that .
DeusExSpockina
Happened to my dad once. He was obviously grouchy and they wanted someone nice to talk to. His response: "I am the lady of the house."
samsonguy920
As was mentioned before, the Avon Lady is alive and well and thankfully never stops at my house or I would be flat broke.
lintwizard
Yes.
mnorthwood13
When I was a cub scout selling popcorn door to door and the kids answered I asked for their parent, lol
CorneliusCornwall
The avon lady it seems
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Door to door sales people do.
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
Why question the premise of the joke and ruin it? Why not just go along with it and enjoy the joke? I mean I thought it was funny.
graygrif
Many times polling organizations will ask things like this if they need a specific demographic. The most common problem is not having 1/?
graygrif
enough 18-34 year old men responding to polls. To attempt to solve this problem, they ask to speak to the youngest male adult in the 2/?
graygrif
house instead of the normal way (asking to speak to the person who had the most recent birthday or some other random question). 3/3
Jhonny0darko
Make up sales people
HenryInTwoForks
The AVON lady
CyborgScribe
AVON calling!
Gomer592
i (as 17yo male) always invited them in, then started a mary-K sales pitch
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
I had someone ask if my parents were home. I was in my 20s and living with my bf. It's soooo great looking this young... /s
mormacil
Hell I still get carded every now an again if I'm really 18, I'm 28 with a beard >_>
dasklaus
Yes. I know elementary school teachers tell kids to talk to their moms often, because apparently dads are not real parents, for example.
dasklaus
When my cousin built a house with her partner, the craftsmen often told her to tell her husband their prices so he could decide. To her face
kmikl
Yikes.
dasklaus
I mean, when she went alone to get stuff done.
yamahog
see also: car shopping while female
SomeDetroitGuy
When I shopped for a tux for my wedding, the woman renting them out didn't look at me or talk to me, only my wife. It was REALLY weird.
dasklaus
I remember a meeting with a client (I'm in IT) where every question I asked got an answer adressed to my male colleague. I was team leader.
DepartmentofAlternateFacts
It's for a sales pitch designed for woms, so they ask for the wom
whoopsywoo
Im using that from now on
whatdoesamangottadoforsomemacaroni
Whys he selling to wombats
deltajesus
Combat Wombats. They need to feel pretty too.
Moose101Dude
It looks like the salesperson has a cosmetics bag. She's probably hoping to sell makeup to a mother.
13thDukeofWybourne
Oh ok. I couldn't make anything from the logo on the bag.
kollette88
We got a phone call asking to speak to the woman of the house. My 14yro brother answered it. He told the lady that he wanted to be a woman.
kollette88
She said "let me talk to your mother" and he hung up.
MechaNinja
I feel like this cartoon being written in 2016 is ... looking for an excuse?
NightDany
No, no it isn't. It's a joke.
MechaNinja
If door to door sales people were still like the ones in the 50s, it'd even be funny!
deltajesus
How is she speaking like she's in the 50s?
Cheesecakecrush
What, you don't think door to door salespeople exist anymore? They do, and its hardly uncommon.
Cheesecakecrush
As a former life insurance salesman, I was required to go door to door when I was between appointments.
MechaNinja
Nah, I mean do they talk like they're from the 50s?
Cheesecakecrush
Oh, that is just being polite. The man of the house, the lady of the house.
bluejegus
Nahh you just have to adjust what shes selling. Make it dildos instead of makeup and you got yourself a topical comic :p
13thDukeofWybourne
Then the dads might be interested
MechaNinja
Ok that was funny, but they don't do that door to door.
SneakEFoxxe
Oh fuck have I been doing this wrong all along?
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
Do people go door to door selling dildos?
BigChunkyBubbles
Is DoorToDoorDildoSaleswoman available as a username?
theshinobi23
Not quite, but my wife does something called "passion parties" which are kinda like Tupperware parties for sex toys.
CanadianLadyMoose
They should.
trashbaby2k14
Do u not
eetsumkaus
I've seen movies on the internet that confirm this. They even give live demonstrations apparently!
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Do you not?