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Roll Safe every one. Happy Valentines Day!
FP edit: Got off mobile to do this lol. Thanks for all the love everyone and I hope you had or are having an awesome day! An thanks for an awesome first year on imgur I look forward to many more laughs and awesome moments.
For @realmdweller whom I made sad and others who asked in the comments for my non Mighty Beardness http://imgur.com/m3xTwqI
This is me from 2 years ago at only half my beard growth, sorry for the potato quality its the only decent photo i could find.
MainlyHereForTheSpellingAndPuns
*it's
ForTheLoveOfAnarchy
Well played sir, well played.
manicoreganic
You're cute.
theashman69
bigian77
HeffalSnarksnGrumpzles
You get off on a technicality
TJLuvsYa
Well played, sir. Well played. +1
Nachman
Something original?! To the front page!
JonathanRobberts
Fucking right on op stick it to the man
elb366
Damn you!!!! Well played. Have an up vote!!
thatsbadmmkay
Its not a downvote if its green and pointing up
ferro13
You're a handsome man.
OdinsMightyBeard
Youkanfakoff
That's a big watch
thatwasforthaneyousob
Very sneaky sir... +1
piirus
@OP has to alternate which arm he wears that sundial on so that he doesn't bulk up too much on one side.
OdinsMightyBeard
Haha
TheWinterTitan
mochrist
The murderer was op in the library with his wrist watch/bludgeoning instrument.
pudf
Don't listen to the fools and haters. You sir are a genius! Happy Day
OdinsMightyBeard
I appreciate all the comments hate or love. Have an awesome day :)
MrOakTree86
iM1KE
The ting on your wrist is glithening
ObiWanShenOP
Casio.
sslc55
Ith mad
YourPalFriendpatine
MisterWho
Yes. We'll meet again at the fap parlor!
IEATASS69
I honestly likes this better than the post
hibsta
Supes in Justice League looks great!!!
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
did he lose weight?
Wibblersnatch
Can you see the time from space with that thing?
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
That'll be space-time
UnhelpfulAnswers
You're black too so it works out
OdinsMightyBeard
My thoughts exactly
ShitsNGiggelz
This response made me chuckle more than the post. Well done +1+1
Shaows
Dude it's supposed to be a wrist-watch, not a bracer.
Jusmar
Its a gauntlet at this point
RaynWisp
Must be a big WonderWoman fan...
OdinsMightyBeard
You caught me ;)
whosthatgirlitsvern
I'll allow it. (And as a <1yr, barely-idolized Imgur member, my opinion definitely matters.)
OdinsMightyBeard
It matters ;)
whosthatgirlitsvern
Thanks for the FP update with the beard picture. I was also confused and disappointed with the lack of might my beard.
OdinsMightyBeard
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
It matters to me. Sorta. I've never heard of you, though.
whosthatgirlitsvern
How dare you never have heard of me! I was on local TV news when I was 12! Does that mean nothing to you?!
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Whoa. I'm so sorry, I didn't realize I was speaking to a celebrity! Now your opinion matters like, 3x as much.
whosthatgirlitsvern
Here you go. You can make this your computer background and never forget again. /a/NlqIe
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Oh my goodness??? That was you??? I suffer from allergies, too!
TheGooseKnowsBest
It just becomes a shitty meme
ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor
In other words: a shimmy.
GenericStormtrooper
And a shingle
VAham
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yay
ImWonderingIfIllEverGetMyOwnUsername
shimeme*
Bulletsandbandages44
Shimeme, shimeme, the meme that's hard to get...
Zreen
What's Anakin Skywalker's mom got to do with this?
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Shmeme.
KjTheLightning
he made a point though.
Youts
His nose doesn't qualify as a point
Youts
His nose doesn't qualify as a point
KHD02
Actually thats not bad.
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TheyNeverUpvoteMe
IamRickySpanish
RepresentativeOfNorway
I agree, @OP is looking faaaaaaboulus today!
superfeathers
Yes it is.
Spoffles
*that's
DownvoteAllYouWantImstillRight
heyy... thats pretty good!
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I believe the logic is sound. The council will consider.
tentsmusiciannyc
Has the council come to a conclusion
TheCochNessMonster
Don't be hasty, we've barely finished saying......hello
fatherjokes
Did @imgurdefenselawyer show up to the meeting?
sulfuratus
Hoom, hum
Saytin666
It's brilliant!
TheyNeverUpvoteMe
eavenPayne
I upvoted you <3
TheyNeverUpvoteMe
Damn, might have to change my username now.
eavenPayne
Don't worry, I'm he not they. They never upvote you, but I do
ratpatoot1e
Well...Don't change it to TheyUpvoteMe because then they won't. Reverse psychology.
TheyNeverUpvoteMe
The old switcheroo.
PlantyThePlant
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
Mrw I see something that's pretty good
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
tru
TheyNeverUpvoteMe
Red spy is in the base?
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Ahem, Gentlemen.
TheSpicyMemelord
Who is this?
TheyNeverUpvoteMe
Your Lord and Savior (colorized)
Alphapolion
A YouTube named Idubbbz, he's similar to FilthyFrank or maxmoefoe if you know who either of those people are
Rejukem
Jusmar
Thatguywhohatedhislastusername
"what are you, fuckin gay?"
PlantyThePlant
"Jump down and say something gay"
dooremouse
That's one of the biggest wrist watches I've ever seen.
senselocke
It's actually normal-sized: dude's just real tiny.
hirolord
Irish wrist watch
alexkealeyak47
Its not an irish watch. All our watches are being used as timers on C4 over in England
ZippyCZ
Google diesel big chief, that's my watch :-)
Mjhusn
He could just be a very tiny man.
hockeyham
lostintransmutation
I legitimately thought it was a sayan wrist cuff from Dragonball Z at first.
nikseen
I'm shocked, not to say G-Schocked!
nikseen
G-Shocked* fuck!
MisterEcal
MaciekWaszczuk
How about an Omnitrix?
CrangesMcBasketball
So you can see it from the parking lot!!!
PastaIsLife
gotta flex
RAdministrator
Or a very tiny wrist!
1PokemonFan
Stole my comment lol
boonognog
He *is* Odin...
MrEgetoft
One thing is wearing a big ass watch, another thing is wearing it on the wrong wrist
FrogOrCat
Meh. Some of don't care to wear it 'right'.
OdinsMightyBeard
I had to wear it on my right (which I never do btw) to match the meme. The image gets flipped from the front facing camera.
MrEgetoft
Yea man just thought I would point it out looks dope on ya btw
OdinsMightyBeard
Thx :)
CrangesMcBasketball
So you can see it from the parking lot!!!
alexkealeyak47
Yeah , i hope his wife is tight
TomaCT
Give CeeLo 3PO his watch back!!!
NicholasLeader
waiting for the remix
llavaud
Missed your chance to say Cee3PLo
ImJustASalad
I hope at some point in my life I get to see that.
QuantumSupersexposition
This comment is gold!
Wetouchingbuttsornah
Sirtopumhat
He has tiny Trump hands so it looks big.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
"It's not a wrist watch.....if it's a wall clock"
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Flav?
NukeItFromOrbitMan
O
chico2009
That's a G-Shock, which is a very popular watch. I've never seen a gold one,. I like it on him, tho
DeezN00tz
Yeah. Why pay thousands/millions of (your currency =yc) for a Breitling if you can buy a golden plastic watch for 100 (yc)
DeezN00tz
Yeah. Why pay thousands/millions of (your currency =yc) for a Breitling if you can buy a golden plastic watch for 100 (yc)
chico2009
Lots of people have expensive watches and rubber workout watches like g-shocks
lextune
Years ago I had a part time job at a watch shop. There are GShock aficionados who buy them in every color. And thus they make every color.
chico2009
Yeah, I knew there were g-shock collectors, Just/ve never seen a gold one. I like their design, but my wrists are too small :(. Ironman 4me
mikenco
Fucking size of that wrist watch!!
megagamer92
If I'm right, that's a G-Shock series watch from Express. I work there and have a black and white one that is similar.
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
WATCH THOSE WRIST WATCHES!
deltajesus
I think it's more perspective than it being huge
OliverClothesoff70
That's what she said. To me. I cried a little.
mikenco
In that case his hands are fucking tiny!
deltajesus
Perhaps he suffers from Trump Hand Syndrome, the poor bastard.
OdinsMightyBeard
Lol
realmdweller
OPs user name and facial hair do not match. Sad.
HiddenSanity
He shaved it for the meme, it'll be back by tomorrow.
ErinFromTheOffice
Maybe he shaved it for the meme. I respect the commitment to the bit.
yourstruly0
He doesn't HAVE a beard. He IS the beard.
gossegotha
Maybe Odin married him to trick people into thinking he's gay.
deltajesus
Whenever people put shit like that at the end I always read it like one of Trump's tweets now. Or is it intentional and I'm being retarded?
timetCandyCat
I'm thinking it's intentional. There's no other way to read it, than like an angry 2 year old with a twitter account.
doglucy
It's not a match if it's sad.
OneTrueSaviour
maybe he himself IS odins mighty beard
HateCamel
Odinsmightymustache
Shmaaw
Odinsunderwhelmingmustache
HateCamel
Odinsslightsoulpatch
Elmida
Well, when he postes something it says BY odinsmightybeard which is kind of cool.
chunkblaster
Maybe that's not OP and it's actually a repost
inquisitivespaniards
MAYBE that's the facial hair Odin had
TheBirdIsMine
It's his nickname for his pubic hair
DanSki305
Odin's mighty bush?
Gradwin
OdinsMightyBeard
Lol
timetCandyCat
QueenAmy
Here it is, my laugh of the day
Mxtd30
CarltonsMightyBeard
OdinsMightyBeard
My beard can be quiet mighty. I did shave recently. An have to keep it shaven for work, unfortunately. Sorry to disappoint.
fuzzywillow
I wouldn't have taken the job.
OdinsMightyBeard
If only I wasn't broke
DarylBetterNotGetInMyFace
Sad.
UncomfortableTruths
Awww.
MCdaGrinder
Quiet mighty? Like, mighty...only on the DL. Shhhhh.
InfOracle
What work do you do that prevents you from having such mighty beard at work? A razor company?
InfOracle
And happy cake day
OdinsMightyBeard
Food service
InfOracle
Ok, I can see that.
twiggyBeast
Any company that requires regular use of a respirator. My man has the same problem sadly
monochrony
pics or it doesn't grow.
OdinsMightyBeard
At work currently I'll pm when I'm off
MOTHERFUCKINGZORP
I'm intrigued
SideEffectsOfJuice
PM? You already posted a selfie, why not just post the beardie as well? (But if you PM, I'm volunteering to receive this pic :D)
AchmedTheTerrifyingTerrorist
Dot Dot. Show me that beautiful mane.
OdinsMightyBeard
Update: Will link in upcoming post
GeneralSturgeonWarning
Send it my man!
vickroy
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DownvoteInfographics
.!!!!!
Grandbow
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DougTsegaye
I gotta see this too
imnotsuicidalbutifidierightnowidbejiggywithit
Me too!!! Allow me to be in awe of something I can't grow for myself!
skorpz
*cries because i feel your pain brother*