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cbjfan
Why does everyone always forget the mmmmms?
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
I am loathe when people do the Leory Jenkins shout wrong like they do here.
eco79
it is barely the fucking middle of the fucking week! It is like an ominous count-down. W.T.F. will happen?!!!!?!!!
DinoKebab
America you so crazy.
DocVolt
Bwhahaha nowadays I use the news channel instead of watching funny shit on tv. It's much funnier
BubbaRunski
To clarify, Spicer isn't anti-semitic. He's just the dumbest, lying piece of shit in a white house packed full of lying pieces of shit.
BubbaRunski
Like, he's the cream of the crap. And our headfucked "leader" doesn't care because nuance and understanding don't exist in Trump's world.
andweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I get this reference...+1
usernamexxl
goodbye america, not that i gonna miss you, but at least it was fun in the end
tuxedobob
Sean spicer, that's a 50 DKP minus!
Gnerg
GET TO DE SCHENTER
SoPenguin
So... that will be posted in November?
QuillInk21
What the fuck did Spicy do now?
Draykun
Professor Broman talked about this and I'm glad it's a thing.
ohfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Sean spicer is a walking p.r. nightmare.
Amay7695
we are burning through an entire year's supply in one month guys, stop it!!!1 Sustainable memes much?
TheAdventuresofStealy
pyrrhlis
Shut the fuck up Mellisa
LordBucketheadforPM
This is way to accurate
ratfaceddog
Do you know the way two San Jose?
MarktheRaider
*too
vGHazard
Thank you, two many potatos get this wrong!
MasterThief
God *dammit,* Leroy...
MattFierce
At least I have chicken!
NicoleDanielle
"You have someone like Hitler who didnt even sink to using chemical weapons." Um, maybe you should take a shower and think about that, Sean.
Highlander8795
They almost never used chemical weapons on the battlefield, the statement has a grain of truth but is idiotically worded.
whogivesashitnobody
Shower in a chamber maybe ?
PlateletsOver9000
No in a "Holocaust Center." Fucking moron lol
NicoleDanielle
Yeah that was the joke.
DragonLordG
Okay, but what did Pepsi do?
CapsShield
BLM doesn't like to be mis-represented (kendall jenner eased the tensions at a protest by offering an officer a can of pepsi.(commerical))
DragonLordG
Okay, but what did Pepsi do *wrong*?
lurkingcabbage
Pepsi version of "I'd like to buy the world a Coke", but they kinda hammed it up... or down, your choice. felt cringey.
Joe933
Thanks for the memes Murica
MrMcSpiff
Oh my God, he just ran in.
jewvader
I apparently reposted this and didn't realize it. My bad. I'm not sure how to delete the post. I'm on mobile.
jewvader
Never mind! It's been deleted.
rocketman89
Ha, I'm sure Kellyanne Conway is relieved that she's not the biggest idiot in the Trump admin anymore.
ratfaceddog
It's still Trump.
Tachyon000
She's still alive?
rocketman89
The Crypt Keeper never dies!
Tachyon000
"Kellyanne Conway at a meeting of President Trump's Cabinet" circa 2017, colorized
SunAnvil
Leroy Jenkens will always get a +1 from me. Regardless of how used.
JustusPost
America right now
nocandy4u
My face when the cruise control allows my car to drop 10mph below where it should be on a hill and then kicks back in on the highway.
Theelectricw0lf
Nah, can't be. No one's at the wheel here.
superiorninja
Can anyone tell me what so offensive about that Pepsi ad?
Loki85
Fourdollarsandtwentycents
*and perpetually
SoludisSnake
TheFastpaws
At this point I think we want the whole government to fall into the ocean.
override367
we hired trump to bring a swift end to all life on earth not to keep embarrassing us :(
RackhamTheRed
instead he's playing golf all the time
QuadrilateralEnix
Persona 5 came out this week, so I have no idea what the fuck's going on with the outside world.
keyserv
ionlycamehereforthis
MyMiddleNameIsLiterallyJoy
Why does his chest look so much like a face? Like, his nipples even have eyelashes
SmellyOatMan666
: c
FriedSnoCone
Lizaderp
It's always more fun when there's something like this to laugh at, otherwise that's pretty accurate.
Gmayor61
It pretty much always was like this even before the recent elections.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
We need a new plague
EscapingRealityViaFandoms
We could just stop putting warning labels on everything and let nature take its course
CapsShield
you have ebo LALALALA!
OhBuggerIt
I think we've got one ... locusts who devour everything being defended by someone who makes a bucket of frogs look smart ...
eggspectation
Nice nod to passover
WooperSpaceKing
#Pray4America
RealFuckinNito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJx3r7TqH0w
ratfaceddog
#Shitintheotherhand4America
TheBurritoConfederacy
Thank you.
Justanothersubguy
This shit is goin exponential. By my calculations, on 4/20 the entire continent will be up in smoke,though Im gonna blame Snoop for that one
user64x
Don't drag us Canadians down with u
SquigBreath
i was going to upvote, but you were at 69 and i didnt want to take that away from you. so have a non-official +1
bomboy23
Oh right, because Hitler's birthday.
Deadpoolio7
Mofuda
Snoop is playing at SDSU on 4/20 fun fact
Feldspartacus
You mean Tommy Chong? Cause of the song Up In Smoke? I mean come on
rocketman89
Honestly I'd be ok with Snoop for Prez at this point.
asdfertjryjre
You mean Prezizzle?
Degarafarat
Nice pun.
Welliguessillgogetpants
Oh God America what the fuck is that? What the fuck are you people on?
Subsound
When people are free to be stupid and get celebrated, some become professionals.
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
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nixh3x
Life?
LumpWithaLeafHat
We're sorry.
MissDashLisa
You know how you do cocaine for the first time & it's great & then 50 years later of cocaine,not so great? It's life that but w/ capitalism
Ojerk
Fuck you for equating me to Sean Spicer.
LickMyNutsAndCherryIceCream
Help us
nman10000
ashipthatshipsshippingships
All of our national leaders right now
considerthesorcerer
Dude don't blame all of us. I'm basically just pretending it's a twilight zone episode.
wiseidiot9
I didn't vote for them.
BroseidonKingOfTheBros
Welcome to the Republican party.
Stostri
I just don't even know. I can hardly keep up anymore. I think I'm becoming desensitized to it. Maybe that's the goal in and of itself?
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
Nail, meet head.
DeliberateMisinterpretation
Stupid. We are on a shit load of stupid as fuck. So fucking stupid...
bunnyrut
we need an adult
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
I wish I was on something
itsybitsyspider
Don't worry, most of us are appalled too. You know at a family reunion where you bring some friends and then your uncle gets a little --
itsybitsyspider
-- too tipsy? This is kinda what's happened.
TheMosca
More like the asshole uncle took over reunion planning, made u have it @ his business so he'd make money, then spit on everyone who attended
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NotoriousDuchess
This stupid fucking attitude is one of your biggest cultural problems in the US. It's time you figured that out.
letstalknews
Hey i was just clarifying who they should direct it too. Its not Americans its 1 group take it how you would like.
BubbaRunski
As a white person who cannot stand this bullshit... yeah, that's fair. It's our fault.
letstalknews
I seriously dont mean it in a mean way...but you know who voted for this guy.
Ojerk
A minority of Americans.
letstalknews
per fbi stats thy arethe majority
EscapingRealityViaFandoms
Older white American males in the Midwest!!! Who wanted to keep their guns and thought Trump cared about them, the rest of us knew better
BigErnsDaycare
Maybe you should have voted than
letstalknews
Maybe my district should not have been cut up in a way that it made my vote obsolete...but go on
SciGuy
Hold on, you can't gerrymander the Presidential vote. Those are by state lines.
letstalknews
The districts are not state lines you really should look into how that works
Ewokwithastickgif
Gerrymandering is fucking appalling.
letstalknews
Yeah i kind of hate when people say "Every vote counts" It literally fucking does not.
TotesNotTheNSA
Sorry nuclear bomb, you can't harm me. This is white people's problem.
letstalknews
Hey you wanted him, you got him.
GroundUpMoonRocksArePurePoison
Just let us burn. Let our candle be extinguished, only to be reignited by a small spark of hope. Or some hippy BS like that.
ACuntrarianCont
I still don't understand what people's problem is with pepsi. It had nothing to do with blacklivesmatter. Everyone just looked like hipsters
celestiaequestria
They made a tone deaf ad that showed Pepsi was out-of-touch with a key demographic (young people) - PR blunder in that it's bad for business
NotFarEnough
Eh, it's just really easy to ridicule major brands for being tone-deaf. Don't worry too much about it
Pennjamin87
Is that why people are so upset about it? They think it's about black Lives matter?
ACuntrarianCont
That's one of the things SNL mocked it for at least.
JOHNYYYYYYY
Nah, because it's trying to boil down tension between police and protests like it's nothing and some Pepsi will remove all problems
secretlibby
It's no problem, it's just funny. Give cops a can of carbonated deathwater and they'll leave your protest full of beautiful people alone.
ACuntrarianCont
The cops weren't doing anything. They're supposed to be there, to protect the protestors and keep it civil
raidleadergutts
Lol it isn't the cops' job to protect protesters at all. Who the fuck told you that?
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therearenotenoughusernames
The job of police is to keep order. Anything else you believe is an fanciful view.
ACuntrarianCont
Believe it or not people like to attack protesters they disagree with. Also, large crowds have potential to become disorganized and wild.
secretlibby
It's a soda ad depicting a vague demonstration populated by model extras both in uniform and out that is hilariously off the mark.
ACuntrarianCont
I get that, just unsure if it warrants being called a PR blunder and obsessively posted about
secretlibby
The obsessive posting is just people taking their comedy potshots, and some of them are legit funny. I think pepsi should have just let
Wander1236
What did he do now?
rshackleford
To be fair he's getting a lot of pressure from trump to act a certain way
therearenotenoughusernames
At my job I get alot of pressure from my boss to preform, I guess that's sorta what getting paid is for.
pugglesworth
"He brought them into the Holocaust center, I understand that
KingJew
Does that guy actually have brain cells or...?
somekindafuckingidiot
BASICALLY denied the holocaust lmao just fucking l.m.a.o my dude
SweetBabyJesus
They let him stand in front of microphone again.
EscapingRealityViaFandoms
Every damn day
Aragorn9721
He said Hitler did use chemical weapons, then every news station toke it out of context. yea he used gas chambers a ton, 1/2
Aragorn9721
2/2 but gas chambers where a legal method of execution in America until a few years ago.
Gherkincensed
Nooo he said even Hitler DIDN'T use chemical weapons (trying to make Assad sound worse by comparison) but forgot about the chambers of gas.
BubbaRunski
Said Hitler (who gassed millions of people with deadly chemical showers) didn't use chemical weapons.
MartiNowak
He stumble his words saying" well he didn't use it on innocent civilian..."
hanabakemono
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062010/1275389857_naked-gun-facepalm.gif
dinahsaurusgrr
USED THE PHRASE "HOLOCAUST CENTRES" INSTEAD OF concentration camps.
AsleepByDay
Eh, that's not so bad on its own. It's hardly a friendly name.
GavinScreaming
Concentration camps is honestly already too friendly of a name
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Please don't defend that twatwaffle. It would be acceptable if it was some kid on twitter, not the Press Secretary of the White House.
dinahsaurusgrr
IDK my phone is yelling and autocapitalizing every thing sorry
Ewokwithastickgif
To be fair, it's an appropriate thing to yell about.
HolyUnholyCannoli
Then retracted by saying he didn't do it to his own people (there were German Jews).
51CorgisInABar
And homosexuals, and people with mental illnesses, and midgets
Tywinning
And political prisoners, academics, gypsies, racial minorities etc etc etc. Anyone really
SheepSyndrome
And twins.
allotherusernamestaken89
"Even Hitler didn't use chemical weapons" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/11/sean-spicer-hitler-chemical-weapons-holocaust-assad
HosWidamos
Well... he's not wrong.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
No, he's actually very wrong
Rifneno
SeniorAwesomepants
I don't like the guardian. I don't like Sean Dickster. I need to cuddle with my dog to know what happiness feels like again.
Loki85
PolarHailStorm
The whole world is turning into a comedy right now.
Tom40
You misspelled tragedy
HitlersClonedButthole
peridotite
ionlycommentdeangifs
Ewokwithastickgif
He also called concentration camps "Holocaust centers."
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Well, if it was between Holocaust Centers or Murder Marts, I'd go with the former as well.
TouchThaFishyyy
Welcome to MurderMart. I stab you... Welcome to MurderMart. I stab you... Welcome to MurderMart. I stab you...
Ewokwithastickgif
Upvote for comment and for name. The world's first ever analrapist.
UAintEvenGudTho
This made me chuckle just enough to give you an up vote. Well done sir
Justineer
"Holocaust Centers" sounds like such an easy customer experience. I wonder if they had self-serve death kiosks.
Ewokwithastickgif
The fences.
TouchThaFishyyy
Throrf
He didn't. Sarin was used as an efficient way of executing hordes of people. Never used in combat.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Germany still used other chemical weapons on the battlefield, so he did.
IacobusMarcellus
During WW1, but never in WW2. Hitler detested gas became he himself was gassed during WW1 and thus refused to use them.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_of_the_Adzhimushkay_quarry
Throrf
Not really. Well sourced: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/42nqi1/why_didnt_germany_use_chemical_weapons_during_ww2/
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_of_the_Adzhimushkay_quarry
hanabakemono
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062010/1275389857_naked-gun-facepalm.gif
Wander1236
Christ
NPCommentator
He also called Concentration Camps "Holocaust Centers."
2182934
Wow...
goodgodlemon30
My favorite was when was trying to clarify he said "Assad used this weapons on innocent people" like think about what you're implying
NPCommentator
So does that mean the Jews were guilty of being jews or they weren't people? Ah, classic Spicy. Always keeping us guessing.
GodEmperorOfImgur
I honestly don't see the big issue with "holocaust center" because it implies it's a center for where the holocaust happened. He's still 1/2
NPCommentator
"Hi! Welcome to the Adolf Hitler Center for Kids Killing Jews and Other Filth. Here at the Center, we work for a holistic view on Genocide."
GodEmperorOfImgur
absolutely insane, only reason they didn't use chemical weapons at Normandy was because they didn't have proper masks for horses. 2/2
AntzInMyEyezJohnson
Jesus Christ Spicy...
Mentok
His apology to that included "I don't want it to distract from the Pres's efforts to destabilize the middle east."
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Tell me that's not a direct quote, please I beg you.
DaJoW
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/328397-spicer-accidentally-says-trump-trying-to-destabilize-the-middle-east
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Man he is so unbelievably incompetent
OSCgal
*headdesk*
Blud4BludGod
At least he apologized as appropriately as is possible. I mean, fuck that guy, for sure. But I'm surprised he at least did that
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
It really points to a bigger problem, that's been apparent since day one: The press secretary of the White House don't use words good.
DavidBrooker
Fun fact: although the Nazis invented nerve agents (sarin in particular), they never used them on the battlefield because they assumed 1/2
DavidBrooker
the allies also had them and would retaliate with them. The allies did not. The Nazis took the total lack of any scientific publication 2/3
DavidBrooker
on nerve agents as evidence of a blackout, when in reality the allies had no idea such things even existed. 3/3
51CorgisInABar
But...you're wrong. Battle of Kerch and a few other places in Russia on the field of battle
wastedwarrior
Germany used mustard gas in WWI. The allies definitely knew it existed
Ireadtoomuch
also heard that hitler had seen the effects of nerve agent in ww1 and thought it was to horrific to subject soldiers to, ironic i know
ChuckIHadADoubleBuurgerrr
unshartedterritory
Im trying to give Trump a chance but even I cringed at this one
skribs
Wow, that is literally one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.