Its my second cakeday today! Disney princesses in 2017

Sep 23, 2017 3:14 PM

JonathanWithH

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Cinderella

Snow White

Pocahontas

Jasmine

Ariel

Belle

Mulan

In recent years, we've seen quite a few reimagined 'modern' versions of the Disney princesses we grew up loving and admiring. This latest interpretation by Chilean digital artist Fernanda Suarez, however, might be the fairest of them all.
Only thing i can say here is that they all have natural eyebrows, so I don't think this is accurate enough, we need more wavy eyebrows and things!

I am so easily made horny. Sigh.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

No one has a cell phone. This isn't accurate at all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do all the caucasians have Cara Delevingnes eyes?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@ISeeNipple

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forever 21 Disney princess

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does Snow White look like a junkie

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cartoon Belle is out of my league.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wheres the fat trannies? I'm outraged...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take Belle and Ariel.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Belle will always be my favorite. A beautiful woman who likes books and hairy men, we're like a match made in heaven.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I HATE that Alice never gets any love just cuz she not a princess.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, it IS a princess thing. If she's not on the list she's not on the list.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That qualifies as natural eyebrows? Cinderella was a natural blond. Women don't all have thick caterpillar brows natrually.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't this literally posted yesterday? You don't wait at least 24 hours to repost?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In Aladin Rajah rips the trousers of Jasmine's suitor to reveal girly undies but then he's shown with undies material in his mouth

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where the fuck is Kuzco?!?!?!

8 years ago | Likes 245 Dislikes 2

He's looking for his summer palace

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They added the underwear in Rajah's mouth, damn.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today I learned Ariel was Faye Reagan

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rapunzel's not here because she's being homeschooled?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No Elsa?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see many Disney princess interpretations on this site, but these are the most badass. It's like Halloween parties in college. DP Uni.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Live action Aladdin with Kim Kardashin as jasmine.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

She is more fit for Jafar

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*She is more fit for Iago. *fixed*

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

wasn't this already uploaded before but with a different order?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ariel looks like the kind of girl that did "coke" once but really she chickened out and just rubbed it on her gums.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do they all look like they ar going to enjoy murdering someone? Evil looking princesses.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Belle is so hipster

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Ariel looks like a slut

8 years ago | Likes 214 Dislikes 77

She's got those psycho eyes too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mermaidshaming

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Like Lindsay Lohan

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She looks like lindsay Lohan.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I whispered to myself "Damn Ariel is bae" before finding this comment.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ariel wore sea shells at the age of 16. I think mermaids would see body image differently far as sexuality goes.

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

The only difference is now she fights gravity.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

And your problem with that is?

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 5

She's setting the bar too high for the others.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I guess if you're old. Tbh the Bandeau has been pretty common for a few years and sheer tops have been super popular in the past season.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Also, why does it matter. :/ She looks like her.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks like Lindsay Lohan used to.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Her arm also has a chunk missing out of it.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She's floating in the water.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shark bite

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

RedHeads, man.

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

As a redhead, I confirm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Howdy, miss. Nice day for it;^)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My fav is Mulan.

8 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 5

agreed :) I really love the hair cut

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really love that shirt cut

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like 2017 Mulan would have a buzzcut. AND SCHEZUAN SAUCE MORTY

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I love how her necklace looks like stylised dog tags

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both... and when I say both I mean, I cant pick, so Ill take one of each.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like Joji.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i want to poke a hontis and i want jas to be mine

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Ayyyyyy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

also i'd bang snow white too

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No Gaston?

8 years ago | Likes 405 Dislikes 3

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one Face Swaps like Gaston

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Nooooooo ooooooonnnnneeee.....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprised there are no camel toe comments.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congratulations you've made a paradox.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is he a Disney princess?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

just as much a princess as mulan :P

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's the prettiest princess. Obviously.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

No one princesses like Gaston!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

NOBODY FUCKS LIKE GASTON

8 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 2

NO ONE* FUCKS LIKE GASTON. C'mon man, you're better than that.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

NO ONE RAMS LIKE GASTON

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

LOVES TO SLAM LIKE GASTON

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

NO ONE HERE WATCHES SPACE JAM LIKE GASTON

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No Elsa?

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 14

nah only the ones we like

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Elsa's a queen

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Yaaasss

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo mama is a queen

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't that be, "Yo daddy is a Queen!"?

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

No, I'm asserting yo mama's true spirit and asserting her positive feminine self-perception.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So more Beyonce is Queen, not John Travolta is a Queen?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Classic" Disney princesses i guess.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

I'm sure @DrunkElsa would have a strong opinion otherwise.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Is she even old enough to drink?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Let it go.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

She's an ice wielding queen of an important country, and she built a castle out of magical ice because she felt like it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She can do whatever she damn well pleases.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0