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May 13, 2025 12:27 AM
sleeperkid
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@paulleyticks on X.
SoberAndBored
... does it have a remote "off" switch?
69Voltage
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleW9tcHc1cXEzenIzbjFuNmpqbWNlNmU0dG5kcHp0cjM0ZHZta3d1MCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ytTYwIlbD1FBu/giphy.mp4
cactuskid1956
Obviously fake, like the TP ON HIS SHOE THOUGH
HappyBanjoGuy
(For those concerned this is real and current, the video is from six years ago - https://youtu.be/GbvF2knVsEU?si=stURR9FNC8Yf0WSw)
LoopStricken
(It's also been edited to read "Qatar's Bitch")
alcamar
Appropriately named
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Looks like an MS 13 tattoo...
zanaria
I bet there is either bugs all through it, or remote control systems to hijack it
Teratoid
So here's a question... Did Qatar install the same security that the existing 747 this is replacing? Did we give it to them in trade? Or is there any? How compromised is it?
Would it matter?
At least we know there won't be the most sophisticated Chinese & Russian tracking and listening devices onboard. What a relief!
Goatfer
This was trumps pay off for the $5.5 billion golf resort in Qatar that was announced in April.
DeadWhiteMale
Bribes. He's bribes all the way down.
Woogyface
[...] waving at the massive crowd of 3 people
bloxxing
but that is a massive crowd for him.
Thewinterisstillhere
Biggest crowds I ever seen, big people all around.
ToenailClippingsJar
Thar’s just obesity in friendlier words.
/s
Nanntuckett
Lol. That gave me a solid chuckle.
OhMyYoureSexxy
What a grifter piece of shit 💩
scoutMoonDiver
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJld2wyenp6YXZreDVtb295ejJoNjc5ZmJpY2I4YXlmYnRyd3Zham9iZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1AtbGqn0oJrhT5Gnjt/giphy.mp4
Ralter3
No no, let's just let him fly around in a jet that doesn't have the defensive capabilities of the VC-25! I'm sure there won't be any sudden missiles in the flight path, it'll be perfectly fine! Trust the genius, really.
teknochode
I hope it's a trojan horse... They get in the air and someone crawls out of a cupboard in the galley and slaughters EVERYONE.
WhiteRhino723
With fingers crossed "Please blow up. Please blow up. Please blow up."
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
Nobody's gonna say anything about "Qatar's Bitch" in giant letters on the side? Hm, ok
NeoAcario
It explicitly states in the constitution that the prez cannot accept gifts from a foreign country. It's plain text.. no interpretation necessary. But what do I know... I can only read.
Crispy4Skin
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1djIwMmlvdTA2a3hkdWhjdzJjZmtzcXpraXBpZmszY3dtbnV1b2xxeiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9WXyFIDv2PyBq/200w.webp
TheSilverSeraph
Funny thing is that the Saudi's HATE Qatar. How is Trump going to square this with MBS? Better not visit the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, I suppose
Banhammer72
I would say, in part it's a ploy to get the Saudi's to cough up some more money on Trump Coin to prove themselves better than the Qatari to tRump.
charhan
I guarantee his safety. Trust me.
wseslar
I'm glad someone is there to help
mjandpip
well done
phockeModel
What about the toilet paper on his shoe!
1Megaton
And how much of my tax money did it take to check over that plane and get it secured/cleared for the our Criminal in Chief? Ug.
RetrogradeLlama
Hasn't been done. According to Pentagon sources, it would take years to outfit it as AF1.
TerribleBot
Birdnose
Will be cool when it crashes
Solkin
at minimum it has listening devices on every floor, probably the elevator and hot tub at least. /hoping/ it has a bomb on it lol
imwithpluto
oh man do NOT give me hope like that
L4dead2
or explodes midair
ForgotMyUsernameYetAgain
sundaymondayhippyday
I don’t get it- explain to the old
bohjeenie
** whispers gently in your ear what is referring to **
nothingelsetodo
Now that’s how you explain a joke +1
dposton70
An idiot already tried to blow it up with a Cybertruck.
If history repeats itself, somebody will crash a small airplane into it in 8 years.
AyatollahBahloni
Laughably corrupt. Won't ever happen.
CaptainRayHolt
Already happened
Zeterai
That's been said for every fucking thing the orange bastard has said or done for years now. And yet they keep happening, because who's going to stop him? He's been shown time and again that there are no consequences for his actions.
Lugh314159
This entire administration has been Dems impotently shouting “he can’t do that!” while he’s busy doing…. A whole lot of THAT.
PicklestheFireCat2000
To #1: Yes, completely and absolutely correct and corrupt,
But to #2: Yes, it will. There are no more Watchdogs. It will absolutely happen. And No One will do anything about it.
PicklestheFireCat2000
They shot the watchdogs first.
TheFastpaws
America is a joke.
Maviyakuku
Indubitably.
ChelVanin
I hope he takes it and uses it. It’s probably bugged out the wazoo.
StrangePaegan
I hope it falls out of the sky with him in it.
MrRandom314159
Simcerely, my first thought.
midwestmikey
Doesn’t need bugs. They’ve been known to openly text attack plans to random people.
MapleSyrupMafia
It's full of snakes. Sadly for him, I'm pretty sure that Samuel L. Jackson hates him...
BeefiusMaximus1
He openly gives up secrets, I'm not sure this is even a concern. Sometimes you gotta think.
georgejimmydoodle
At least it won't have the defensive measures that AF1 has.
ElChupaNuggra
Maybe we'll get lucky and all the 'listening' devices have a secondary detonation function.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
as many have often said bugs are useless when he doesnt shutup anyway.
freakdiablo
They could just flat out ask him shit. He'd spill on anything and everything. "Sir, I'm a big fan of yours. You're the greatest president in the history of presidents. So...What are the nuclear launch codes?"
nomorehate
Who needs bugs when his every thought is posted on shitter & false?
IainG101
My thinking is the bugs aren't for him, but for his guests.
Fadetoblack021
"Look a this sweet new pager Isreal gave me"
janeQdoe
Don't we all wish
sundaymondayhippyday
Maybe if they put in a soccer ball- a la Putin Helsinki Conference
empire161
Name one secret he could reveal that would hurt his reputation. Name one thing that could be more damaging than what he’s publicly doing now.
baldricka
He's actually a libertarian
Sirdan3k
He starts blubbering over his daddy never loving him.
PosthumousExile
Idk. Maybe if he raped a baby to death. Oh wait, his fan base is into that
sundaymondayhippyday
That Quatar has mysteriously dropped out of Tariff range…. For now
MiHaleEsSuHale
https://www.newsweek.com/new-trump-golf-course-55-billion-beachside-project-announced-qatar-2066482
hogeyegrex
Sigh. Y’know, they made Carter sell his fucking peanut farm.
MiHaleEsSuHale
He did that of his own accord as a sign of respect for the office he was about to take.
cre8majic
Airplane mechanics said it would take almost 2 years to take apart and check for any 'nefarious devices' including explosives and tapping.
KirbyUOR
Can they save time by not checking for explosives?
Akurei00
Yeah, let's expedite that part. What's the worst that could happen? JD Vance?
KirbyUOR
I bet JD loves the plane. The pix show some nice couches in there.
cre8majic
Let's se what happens if we tell Donny it's going to take that long, he'll sign off that it's not necessary, heh heh heh
MoreSmores69
"Quatars B*tch"
DustInComp
Huh, what makes you say that. Where's the red circle when you need it.
BosunMark
And nobody (that counts) has anything to say about this most illegal act? Just gonna let the rapist felon get away with another one?? Not one Dem in Congress??? srsly wtf?
trhopkins
Looks like they caved again
Nikolai5
There are nobody that counts that aren't part of the Trump regime. Democrats are outnumbered because people voted to be repressed for some reason.
QuartzPoker
Bot spotted.
KommanderKayriel
None of them have the power to DO anything. Because they're still following the rules. And when it comes to illegal methods, he has all of that in his pocket, AND immunity from the law according to the Supreme Court. He can do anything he wants.
eion85
Laura Loomer and Rand Paul are being critical of it, but not sure how much they can actually move the needle.
nomorehate
I wish Laura Loomer the day (and syphilis) she deserves.
keillrandor
Welcome to Fascism, US style.
whatsisname
"Not one Dem" dude a shitload of Dems are cursing up a storm about the situation.
veesee
Whu don't you do something?
TrueNorthernLights
At this point, what do you expect to happen?
GoodChange
Raskin has done many interviews about it. https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5294981-raskin-blasts-trump-for-qatar-plane-grift/
Ifarsenicfailstrysalgebra
Congress is controlled by Republicans, stop blaming Democrats for what the Republicans are doing/not doing.
MCNewYorkLives
Yea, idk what the fuck they expect.
Dem: "We propose a bill to.."
GOP: "denied. You don't have enough people."
Americans: "wtf Dems?! This is all your fault! Maybe we should let MORE Republicans win! That'll teach you!"
Literally, the only thing they can do is performative shit that people complain doesn't accomplish anything. Booker does a sit in? That's not stopping trump. Bernie does rallies? That's not stopping trump (but he gets a pass bc he's Bernie)
Zeterai
"Why didn't the Democrats convince me not to vote against my own interests? I'm definitely voting Republican now, just to teach them a lesson."
Catodactyl
I dunno, man. I feel like Dems should be disrupting every single action in Congress while pointing out the blatant treason and bullshit. Make noise. Be loud. Hammer in the facts at every goddamn turn. Do SOMETHING. Anything. At this point, they are forcing us, the constituents, the people, to violently revolt, since peaceful protest ain't doing shit.
MCNewYorkLives
Yup, they are forcing us to revolt by having the audacity to not have more people voted in! I mean, who the hell do they think they are?! /S
TrueNorthernLights
And the R's go "HA ha, the Libs are TRIGGERED!" And that's the end of it.
Ralter3
They have been... but guess what? Media's corrupt too, ain't showing anything they're doing. Dems aren't the ones taking away our rights and pushing us towards a violent revolt to get them back. It's literally to the point the only thing more they can do is BE violent... I mean they're already getting arrested left and right lately.