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Nov 19, 2018 2:00 AM
donnyInternetTraveler
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HumtyFuckty
I think u need to listen to your car. It's on to something.
yuriicide
Do you own a European money pit?
Doober12082
Dumb German cars.....
TheFish101
thats the hoon's at Holden trying to make an extra bit of cash on the side
Crassfire
Audi?
Rhesto
I get that message without my car telling me
Perturabo81
Because only people who are dealing in drugs are called dealers.
Dionysus187
"I need more nose candy, Michael."
Urgalicity
Cheaper than the car dealer
KurtBieber
What if your car dealer & drug deadlier are the same person? I think that I need to make a call.
CountessNoppityNope
Do you own a DeLorean?
HerMajestysSecretButthole
Bring the car to your drug dealer and say SUP? MY RIDE NEEDS CRANK!
acountrymember
C/S: no crank no start
YourRoyalVagesty
Just buy a new car. That’s what I do every time the check engine light comes on.
CHEESEBAG
“One time my refrigerator broke, I didn’t know what to do. I just moved” - Tom Haverford
prtfvr
Needed tires, $800. Told them to hold off fixing it. Went to the showroom and bought a new car.
WulfgangKeiser
a good OBS 2 reader to see the issue, wifi to price check, a good repair manual, and a promise of a few beers and several pizzas
Gatzarlok
And patience when the 7 minute tutorial on how to fix your problem turns into a 5 hour fix because everything goes fucking wrong.
WulfgangKeiser
Sounds like a typical repair job
CharlieBronsonsfloppyphallusfight
I’ve always driven old Hondas. They just start making a weird noise, run for couple hundred thousand more miles, then burst into flames...
CharlieBronsonsfloppyphallusfight
I have a 2003 Element with 400k miles on it. Told myself I’d finance something new when it quit on me. Motherfucker just won’t die.
CharlieBronsonsfloppyphallusfight
Back in the 80’s, dad had a friend that used to say “If you hear the engine making a noise and the radio won’t drown it out, $100 at least.”
MastaFu
Can someone explain why this pops up? Like besides drugs
ReadOnlyMemories
It means the onboard diagnostic computer (OBDC) has detected a fault condition and wants a dealer to detect the condition and extract money.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
New fangled "check engine light"
Jama2014
Car dealer(person who sold u the car)
wereSOlittle
No seriously you’re correct. I work for a large car company. The only ppl who can tell you what’s wrong is a certified dealer.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
must be a Tiguan
igetboredatworkeasily
Might be smth as simple as oil change or smth similar but todays cars will still tell you to go to a dealer so they can make money of it
igetboredatworkeasily
But yea, also drugs :>
HarryHighpantss
Faulty systems check and car needs to be taken to a mechanic for diagnostic. They will also take this opportunity to sell you drugs.
MothMonsterMan
"Hey, kid. Want to buy some primo obd-II? $20 a g" -drug mechanic.
PontiacG8
Happened to me a couple months ago...in my case it was a communication cable in my steering column shorted out.
maninthedarkness
Your car wanted to touch its creator.
swallowsunshine
German engineering
GapeBandit
Cup holders are broken.
MrSmilingDeath
Ran out of headlight fluid.
imtheguyintecornerofpartieshangingwithhisintrovertfriends
That’s a Holden......not even close to German. Lmao
Quismiff
The new ZB Commodores are...
imtheguyintecornerofpartieshangingwithhisintrovertfriends
We don’t speak of the new ones. Holden died after the VF
ThreeLineRifle
Trunk light out? Check engine light comes on.
alpacasaurusrex
Tire pressure low because of cold weather? Buy new drive train, rims, and tires.
ThreeLineRifle
Oh no I was not joking. Read somewhere it was a thing in Benz cars.
alpacasaurusrex
Haha I don’t doubt it. My ex had a Volkswagen. It always cost an arm and a leg to fix @ VW. And it was always a laundry list of things, not