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What's yours?
Heh
Try to stop singing the song and not seeing the flag.
Ah, crap.
Yass!
Apt description of me.
Don't try to convince me otherwise.
Uhhh...
True
Heh.
LMAO!
Which one?
BINGO!
"We will, we will rock you!"
#3. Every time.
Or is there?
Yes there definitely is. Kinda witnessed some this morning.
So tru
Peanut butter jelly time
Nananana, Batman!
Hope qn iceberg doesn't get in the way
I would spread them :3
Yes it is.
Hiya!
Lol.
You better dance....
Hmmm...
Uhm, ok?
Why yes, yes it is.
Agreed.
Ehhh.
:X
Please do
Interesting.
-hides-
AHHHH!
Day 3 more like it.
Hehehe.
HA!
Relateable.
Really?
As a Libra/Scorpio cusp, I can relate.
Creepy.
Vageta on a cheetah.
Don't know if I like this.
Why indeed?
I can neither confirm nor deny that this is true.
....
Front page edit: thanks everyone for the love and support. Send me kitties.
:3
:D
emeraldimage
#1 Anyone born on Christmas day has killed Spiderman.
cheungs7
Handcuffed to a pineapple because that's how I roll
carriedeservedbetter
#26 rocky horror picture show. Time warp.
PinkSheep4Lyfe
Handcuffed to Ryan Reynolds because I was offered a dollar.
lolzomg123
I too was Handcuffed to Ryan Reynolds... but it was because I never learn from my mistakes.
NomDeImguerre
#1 Bitch, I am not giving you my birthday
Yotarian
Fucking THANK YOU.
imnotsurewhatsgoingonbutmyassholeisindanger
So unfair! Can you at least give me your PIN number?
FaZeWanker
I broke up with your Mom because it was supposed to make me famous
rumbaar
It's amazing how many people do this on social media, plus give other info to help social engineering hacks.
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
Just treat it as a daily calendar. Looks like I was drunk every day this year.
Scuzzellbutt
Is it supposed to be some secret?
NomDeImguerre
TheZacAttack
Killed Mario and Luigi because I got high o.O
PinkSheep4Lyfe
Mama mia
saminari
#13 forget bingo, I almost filled the whole card
AlabamaEnigma
It’s 2020. We’re playing blackout bingo. Gotta get all the squares in one go.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
#1 Im a slave to a twinkie because im sexy. My wife slept with my mom because she was high. Makes perfect sense, actually.?
Skpicky
Actually it’s either she slept with her mom because she was high or you slept with your mom because you were high. Are you high now?
TehButternaut
GoliathSkittles
...really? A P?
AllysiaAiua
Puppy. I did the same thing.
whatthefackisthis
Did the same thing @TehButternaut. It's a dog ?
carriedeservedbetter
#1 hated by a pineapple because I never learn from my mistakes. Funny bc I hate pineapple and I never do learn from my mistakes.
JAPONfan
#15 with 5 billions I would start my own shop Where I would do number 3. And put it on billboards.
StillVanillaRice
broke up with a biker because why not
usmcpi
There’s a restaurant in Chicago called Ed Debevic’s and it does exactly this
SamanosukeOnimusha
Dick's Resort does that. Restaurant where you get verbally abused. It's fun
SeeMyVests
Went there for pre-prom dinner in the mid-90s, it was magnificent.
Isi151e
If I could restart life with current knowledge id choose that route. Proper investments and bets you could attain more than 5b
arhalts
Depends on your start, and current age it would ve excedingly difficult for a 30 year 9ld who did not come from wealth to beat 5 billion.
arhalts
Especially if they are dealing with customer service issues now. Only real shot would be bitcoin and even then buying enougj when it was
arhalts
Cheep might be enough to screw up how it was used. Most other options would uave needed sognificant capitol to beat 5 billlion in that time
arhalts
Frame. If your 83 however that gets alot easier.
theonewhobleets
dragongod531337
Thanks!
LogicKitty
Repopulate the earth with Tom Hardy because I was high. Sure, why not
MsMackPaddyWhack
I'd even have my tubal ligation reversed!
dragongod531337
Mine is Lost in hell with a hobo, because that's how I roll....OK, then.
TheDoctormoriarty
Repopulate the earth with Batman cause I never learn from my mistakes... As a guy idk how this works but Batman has a plan for everything
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Killed a skeleton because I’m sexy.
4everProblemBeast
Repopulated the earth with a condom cause thats how i roll. ?
dragongod531337
???
MadHakon
How does that work? "Hold on ladies, let me just pour you out a serving here from The Collection."
CheshirexKitten
Repopulate the earth with a condom because i never learn from my mistakes....you seem to be my birthday buddy
4everProblemBeast
?
TheDoctormoriarty
Repopulate the earth with Batman cause I never learn from my mistakes... As a guy idk how this works but Batman has a plan for everything
toripewpew
Repopulate the earth with my bestfriend cause I never learn from my mistakes. Oof
Khandash
Slept with a hobo because I hate myself ?♀️
Ubik360
I have 4 charisma? Things are looking up!
gmlovera655
#5 Diabetes.
QSteele
#1 Hated by a Pineapple because I was high?
GingerLaird
Dude... Shrooms can do that.
QSteele
Interesting.... And how would one... theoretically... Get this effect?
GingerLaird
If I remember correctly it's the psychoactive properties.
qhatdoyouhavethereaknife
Broke up with Elmo because I hate myself
munchkin828
Lolll I read the emoji one as “I want to pie”
Budlobster
#49 didn't get it at first, "I want to pie" made no sense, and then I realized what it was. I'm too fat for this.
justkidneying
i thought the same thing XD
HeadedForEternity
I know these feels and understand. I thought the same :)
DiegoDoesDares
Hated by Hades because I'm sexy ?
Realgod1002
well since u mentioned Hades don't u mean you're Hot *finger guns*
Violet143
Persephone??
PocketCleric
i dont think Hades hated her, she WAS his wife. Zeus maybe bcs he stuck him down there
Violet143
Maybe when she is in the mortal world for spring?
wetfartmustache
Lost in hell with Ryan Reynolds because why not? Sounds like my kind of party.
Niftypie
#4 The nerd in me going 'those aren't even the right dice for that'.
Nausicaa42
Immediately scrolled down to look for this comment
TwelveMotionJeweledSkull
God I hate incorrect (DND) memes. I understand hipsters now. People following the trend without knowing shit about what they talk about
gmlovera655
#8 i see that this design was well thought out
KevynDietz
Number one is fishing for vital statistics that can be used to puzzle out your passwords.
hellodeliciousfriend
Jokes on him then, because I'm not dumb enough to use personal info for my passwords and all my security questions are lies.
KevynDietz
You know you're in the minority.
ShadisticMelon
how about not using your bday as a password then?
KevynDietz
Then why have fraud laws at all?
RogueEnthusiast
I think the point is that it’s scary that it’s true.
ShadisticMelon
I am aware that people do it but if your bday is the best you can do for a password then i dont feel bad when someone uses it to screw you.
RogueEnthusiast
You’re forgetting that the internet is for everyone, including those not as smart as you and the elderly.
LuciusNeedful
I always use 1077
ObsLamprey
Some websites make you enter your birthday as an additional check if you enter your password wrong several times.
Dontlookatmeimugly
Slept with Mario and Luigi because the voices told me to.
dragongod531337
Noice
Dontlookatmeimugly
I’m a guy. Is that still a devils three way?
AnathemaNoreh
#10 Those pieces do Not go together
LuciusNeedful
Must be blue's birthday.
ThatUsernameHasAlreadyBeenChosenAndlsNoLongerAvailable
Ya theyre both border pieces. The person who drew it knew exactly what they were doing
AtmaDarkwolf
They may not go together, but they sure did come together.
ChicksDigTrucks
Maybe if you rotate the blue 90° clockwise, but the coloring still wouldn't make sense.
NotInLimboAnymore
#1 I was handcuffed to Batman because I was high.
iamlegendinjapan
Lost in hell with Ryan Reynolds because I never learn from my mistakes
JOKERZwild86
I’m going to hell with my best friend cause I hate myself
Totsmacgee
Married to Barbie because I'm sexy. I always get lame ass shit
Ajierene
But you are sexy!
Earlkay
Killed Donald trump because that’s how I roll. It’s how my mind rolls for sure.
CyclopticColleague
Lucky. I got the same. Except it was Trump.
liigalainen
Hopelesly in love with spiderman because i was offered a dollar.
Themoosecab
Apparently, I killed Hades for fame.
BluLuna
Handcuffed to a man whore because that's how I roll.
Pukako
Apparently I slept with Spiderman cos the voices told me to. Seems legit.
KittyTrousers
#1 Married to my best friend because why not. Since I'm already engaged to him, I don't see the problem here :)
nodekio
Handcuffed to Twinkie cuz I am sexy
dragonsluvtacos
Stuck on an island with Mario and Luigi because I was offered a dollar.
qhatdoyouhavethereaknife
Broke up with Elmo because I hate myself
theshinobi23
Today is "I broke up with Waldo" my reason: "because I hate myself."
Gra55Hoppa
A slave to the hobo because the voices told me... Also lame
barnsandnobel
Apparently i married tom hardy cause i dont learn from my mistakes. As a male i can tell you it was no mistake.
PhantomManPrebs
Repopulate the earth with my mom because no never learn from my mistakes... fml
Callintryluck
I was handcuffed to Mario and Luigi because I was drunk
Indevious
Handcuffed to a unicorn cause the voices told me to.
Amythyst
Handcuffed to Voldemort because it would make me famous.
shwat
Tortured by Voldemort because the voices told me to.
SnowAndShadows
i slept with a hobo because i was offered a dollar...
meshell83
My birthday 8th July too.
Kmatthews87
Repopulate the earth with trump because why not... #1 can fuck right off
hazelrat
I was handcuffed to trump .-. I don't even wanna be in the same country as that man pls no
Notalizardinahumansuit
I'm a slave to a twinkie because the voices told me to.
ShadisticMelon
Repopulate the earth with Tom Hardy because i was high? Oh boy who wants to trade lol
wintercoat
Slave to a unicorn cuz I'm sexy. I like this birthday phishing game!
Scuzzellbutt
Married to Donald Trump because I hate myself
PsychicSpider
I'm trapped in hell with my history teacher because I'm sexy. Makes sense, I guess...?
Ajierene
I married Batman because why not
djehorek
Slave to Spiderman because thats how I roll
JermZzZz
Broke up with RYan Renolds Cus I was too sexy
DustyMcKnuckles
Im a slave to Prince Henry because I never learn from my mistakes ...
ShowMeBunnies
I'm a slave to Tom Hardy because I never learn from my mistakes ...
DustyMcKnuckles
Happy recent birthday!
ShowMeBunnies
Happy slightly less recent birthday!
slimjuicy20
Drunk me killed a stripper
shano510
The internet thanks you for your personal info. If your social security number was your bank account total, how much money would you have?
leftiness
thx
IveBeenOnHereForHours
“Tortured by Donald Trump because I was high.” Absolutely terrifying
ComradeZoidberg
Repopulate the earth with spiderman because it was supposed to make me famous.
iamlegendinjapan
Stuck on an island with Voldemort because I was high
Natrezall
Honestly, that zodiac one is pretty accurate
Natrezall
The first one anyway
Violet143
I always feel attached being a cancer ... But they are typically actuate
Nippledeepinahorse
I'm repopulating the earth with Tom Hardy, because I'm sexy. I'm in both of the other Zodiac posts too, and I don't like it.
toastedspikes
Read ANY of the reacts on that post and pretend it's your sign. It still works. Surprise, thats how horoscopes work.