Jan 1, 2023 4:34 PM
MissDeeMeanor
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saphire4higher
Oof, her poor feet :(
FrankTheThunderbird
I wonder how fast she can go on that treadmill.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Why would anyone torture themselves like that? :(
SisyphusAndRock
Think Im more likely to survive a kick from a horse than from her
tounushi
[starts scatting Dance of the Little Swans]
whowantssome
Pick up the pace, twinkletoes
sleepyskellybones
as a ballerina i can confirm this is what we do
Naugy
That routine is on point.
SoberAndBored
Her workout is on point
true60
That Gym’s on Point
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
My feet are crippled from watching this
TexMexHex
Im tired.
MutteringMisanthrope
TheBlackKaiser
What is this? Asses for ants?
bec235
ToSisPoS
I bet she could crack your skull with a toe kick.
Masqueradr
c246ykycym2000
Who TF invented yhis torture and called it gracefull and art?
lonosham
Now to scroll through comments with morbid fascination waiting for the “mangled toes” pictures…
Spidey209
Her poor toes
DesertPlanet
Lol, sent this to my sister (who is a ballerina) and she was like “oh yeah, that’s Brittany.”
flexstar
JustTryingToLiveLife
Do they identify as a goth clown balloon?
spattr
Nice gym. Do they offer ballet parking?
wanderingkettle
I hate you. Take my upvote ?.
YokoOhNoUDint
And will they park my coupé only in the first position and not all over town??
Hapsdinersdumpsterfire
imreallyjusthereforthecats
v
shmoogeeoogee
Only when you stay in a suite
Heisanevilgenius
Get the fuck out of here with your +1
HandoB4Javert
quitepossiblygettingold
That’s a nice necklace
ButtonsAreForPushing
That comment was on pointe!
drduffer
You’re as bad as the first guy! Here: ⬆️
cryborg
How is anyone going to top this comment?
NachtReborn
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
slackboy722000
That's not a prima donna. That's a ballerina. A prima donna is the primary female singer in an opera.
WhyDoesItSmellLikeThat
I am just waiting for the people to comment that they thought it was pre-madonna.
PrastaryOrk
ElPerroDeLosCinco
Thank you for saying it!
IamNoneOfTheThingsISayIam
Right. They meant to say prima ballerina.
Inkfinger
How do they do that without excruciating pain?
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Who said they *weren't* in excruciating pain?
suppleapplepie
Lol they don’t do that without excruciating pain.
cuttlefishsticks
that's the neat part, they don't!
Nexus297
Was looking for this one
SilentHowling
Ballet literally warps your bones into the correct shapes for ballet. How? Hrs and hrs of painful practice. You *have* to start young.
Well that just sounds like child abuse, with extra steps.
Snuggelapolous
I started late, about 10. It was the only thing that gave my life purpose through my adolescence and taught me alot of life skills.
IncoggnitoMode
She doesn’t even need a boyfriend with a job. Just someone willing to rub her feet.
Married w/kids. But were I younger and unwed? Ballerinas are flexible as hell & not afraid of hard work, get in there & rub those feet.
HtNrN
no. no i dont think i will
SarcasticComment
that's a difficult compromise
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
CatShadowleaf
My god those legs, they're amazing.
kikichunt
Dancers have *the* best bodies. Convince me I'm wrong.
titaniumsnail
They got pose and elegance down hard! And not to mention those buns *fans self* Legwork gives great glutes.
KillTimeAndLife
The pain and train of that profession is much.
2B4UALL
Of any professional
Most ballet dancers quit before 30 because their feet and legs become almost unusable.
TheSupremeCrabMaster
Ballet pain is like "needing a cane for life by the time you turn 25".
Nnoodles
BlastFX
Guess I'm a ballerina.
apatheticantisocialite
(0_0) i'm not convinced there wasn't someone off camera with a sheet of bubble wrap.
I make that much noise getting out of bed and I've been an office worker most of my life
waxwingslain
Before unmuted I had hoped for farty noises.
justplainvanilla
cntrfldr
Is the the French maid I hear so much about?
imonsei
did that one girl just motherfucking moonwalk en pointe??!? :O
hetjr
freezingpilot
Her feet must be hard as rocks.
Like Granite wrapped in velvet.
3rdoption
This should be a music video. They still make those, don't they?
Digitalblade
They make PMV's
Klaxun
Upgrade
CptBoomBoom
Some still do. I've seen a few recently
RubyPorto
Internet killed the video star/Internet killed the video star/Broadband came and broke your heart
admeaz0123
I'll ask MTV. Brb.
Why TF would you ask MTV anything about music?
Sarcasm my friend. Nvm. Bad joke i guess.
spitfires2000
Her feet
somethingsomethingmcbob
I took ballet lessons for 10 years, used to sob because I never "made toe." Now I'm grateful to have saved my feet.
Broken08
All feet are gross. These seem standard to me.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Feet are gross by ballerina feet are extra gross.
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Brutal.
MrItchyPantsPimpleEye
Used to work @ a Univeristy rehab dept. Saw a presentation on ballet injuries from point work: it was truly horrifying.
Dimind
Little known fact: This is how horses evolved into their hooves. Millions of years of ballet.
erikleorga
Fucking ow...
Chickenmakesmetired
That pinky toe looks broken
peeeopeepeee
My gout hurts just looking
djj25
Woof
cabalin
Ouch
AFrugalMoogle
I was an extra in The Nutcracker last November and got to work alongside professional ballerinas. I saw some really fucked up feet.
OliverKlozoff1269
Put any in your mouth?
That’s frowned upon.
WienerFart
Looks like her feet went toe to toe with Mike Tyson
middleagedman
Dated a ballerina, can confirm, socks were left ON during sexy time.
dashers
Honestly, they look in pretty good condition for a ballerina.
initforthespecs
Seriously, nail isn't even split!
Shamorza
Fuck this shit. That's why I never became a ballerina.
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
CloudsandRainandSunandWind
That and all the eating disorders are why I'm fucking happy my sis didn't become a ballerina.
ExaDeuce
Me too. Also because i'm a 40 year old man who sometimes hurts himself rolling over in bed.
It's never too late to follow your dreams
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Same... We should start a club or a gang or something.
VaultGirl69
I can stand on point, but I'm short. IT was a better career decision, though I do do this to wash my other foot in the shower.
kepattRunner
En pointe.
Thank you. Did not know that's how you say that.
It’s so awesome when people don’t get defensive when they’re corrected about stuff like this. It says a lot about a person’s character.
Pinky toe be like, “why am i even here”
harmsebamse
I myself am a Pinky toe, I don't really help. Im just hanging on the side being social, cracking jokes and sharing the drink.
bassaro
It's a question we've asked ourselves since ancient times, pinky toe.
Thephedora
Its 2022. Why have we not designed a shoe that let's ballerinas toe point without that insanity?
BadManJose
Surely that would have to be a 'boot' up to the knee. If the performers aren't mangling themselves, would the ballet attendants even care?
They're already tying all the way up the shin. We might aswell make a shoe to allow the same art without the pain and torture.
rojelioenescabeche
Bonesy84
iamlegendinjapan
This lady did foot binding and broke and wrapped her toes under her feet.
Did SHE do that? If that's how it worked (? ed, not s), it's even more fucked up than I knew ?!
She's the last living person that did it. YouTube foot binding It's been a banned practice for a long time now
Because it’s art and some are drawn to it without knowing why, like climbers to mountains. Ballet is beauty, pain, emotion, expressed by->
-> movement and it can fill the heart with joy or sadness; any emotion. It can be enchanting. It has to be experienced to understand, like->
->so many things in life. Some people are artists and create, some people admire art, some people study art. Some people have no use for it.
Mel Brooks just completely ruined it for me ngl.
Well said.
msdss
You'd think that community as a whole would get together and find a solution for this.
Einstein9073
The solution to ballet dancers feet is to not stand like that. The solution is so obvious that doctors have stopped suggesting it
KennyBlankenshipandVicRomano
The hard part isn’t devising a medical solution - it’s convincing the ballerinas to let surgeons replace their toes with hooves
TacoPoweredHelicopter
There are solutions... But the old guard demands the new suffer as they did. It's fucking sick.
aslowgiantfart
I once proposed a solution to my friend who was a ballerina and she got very mad at me lol
hotrodny
"Shut up and let me maul my feet, you well-meaning kind-hearted sonofabitch"
I believe the solution I proposed was less profit hungry shoes with better support and durability at the cost of dexterity
Gaelwyn
Yeah you’d think they could do some sort of foam mold around the toes or something.
They have those. There are countless products out there. The more advance you get the tougher your feet and use less padding....
Simsalasizzle
Don't they? I tried ballet shoes only once as a teenager, they came with a little pad for the toes. Maybe adults don't use those anymore?
NotThisGuyAgain
They're trying,but it's slow going.In '04 I got to read some medical journal articles on dealing with ballet injuries.Stuff was fascinating.
Poopette
Can you give a summary or link?
It was decades ago, and from a medical library. But the article I read was about the 'Dread black line', a knee injury that would (1/x)
end careers. Just from dancing. Your knee would just suddenly not be viable for professional level anymore. But the article (2/x)
saphire4higher
Oof, her poor feet :(
FrankTheThunderbird
I wonder how fast she can go on that treadmill.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Why would anyone torture themselves like that? :(
SisyphusAndRock
Think Im more likely to survive a kick from a horse than from her
tounushi
[starts scatting Dance of the Little Swans]
whowantssome
Pick up the pace, twinkletoes
sleepyskellybones
as a ballerina i can confirm this is what we do
Naugy
That routine is on point.
SoberAndBored
Her workout is on point
true60
That Gym’s on Point
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
My feet are crippled from watching this
TexMexHex
Im tired.
MutteringMisanthrope
TheBlackKaiser
What is this? Asses for ants?
bec235
ToSisPoS
I bet she could crack your skull with a toe kick.
Masqueradr
c246ykycym2000
Who TF invented yhis torture and called it gracefull and art?
lonosham
Now to scroll through comments with morbid fascination waiting for the “mangled toes” pictures…
Spidey209
Her poor toes
DesertPlanet
Lol, sent this to my sister (who is a ballerina) and she was like “oh yeah, that’s Brittany.”
flexstar
JustTryingToLiveLife
Do they identify as a goth clown balloon?
spattr
Nice gym. Do they offer ballet parking?
wanderingkettle
I hate you. Take my upvote ?.
YokoOhNoUDint
And will they park my coupé only in the first position and not all over town??
Hapsdinersdumpsterfire
imreallyjusthereforthecats
shmoogeeoogee
Only when you stay in a suite
Heisanevilgenius
Get the fuck out of here with your +1
HandoB4Javert
quitepossiblygettingold
That’s a nice necklace
ButtonsAreForPushing
That comment was on pointe!
drduffer
You’re as bad as the first guy! Here: ⬆️
cryborg
How is anyone going to top this comment?
NachtReborn
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
cryborg
slackboy722000
That's not a prima donna. That's a ballerina. A prima donna is the primary female singer in an opera.
WhyDoesItSmellLikeThat
I am just waiting for the people to comment that they thought it was pre-madonna.
PrastaryOrk
ElPerroDeLosCinco
Thank you for saying it!
IamNoneOfTheThingsISayIam
Right. They meant to say prima ballerina.
Inkfinger
How do they do that without excruciating pain?
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Who said they *weren't* in excruciating pain?
suppleapplepie
Lol they don’t do that without excruciating pain.
cuttlefishsticks
that's the neat part, they don't!
Nexus297
Was looking for this one
SilentHowling
Ballet literally warps your bones into the correct shapes for ballet. How? Hrs and hrs of painful practice. You *have* to start young.
Inkfinger
Well that just sounds like child abuse, with extra steps.
Snuggelapolous
I started late, about 10. It was the only thing that gave my life purpose through my adolescence and taught me alot of life skills.
IncoggnitoMode
She doesn’t even need a boyfriend with a job. Just someone willing to rub her feet.
SilentHowling
Married w/kids. But were I younger and unwed? Ballerinas are flexible as hell & not afraid of hard work, get in there & rub those feet.
HtNrN
no. no i dont think i will
SarcasticComment
that's a difficult compromise
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
CatShadowleaf
My god those legs, they're amazing.
kikichunt
Dancers have *the* best bodies. Convince me I'm wrong.
titaniumsnail
They got pose and elegance down hard! And not to mention those buns *fans self* Legwork gives great glutes.
KillTimeAndLife
The pain and train of that profession is much.
2B4UALL
Of any professional
titaniumsnail
Most ballet dancers quit before 30 because their feet and legs become almost unusable.
TheSupremeCrabMaster
Ballet pain is like "needing a cane for life by the time you turn 25".
Nnoodles
BlastFX
Guess I'm a ballerina.
apatheticantisocialite
(0_0) i'm not convinced there wasn't someone off camera with a sheet of bubble wrap.
SoberAndBored
I make that much noise getting out of bed and I've been an office worker most of my life
waxwingslain
Before unmuted I had hoped for farty noises.
justplainvanilla
cntrfldr
Is the the French maid I hear so much about?
imonsei
did that one girl just motherfucking moonwalk en pointe??!? :O
hetjr
freezingpilot
Her feet must be hard as rocks.
freezingpilot
Like Granite wrapped in velvet.
3rdoption
This should be a music video. They still make those, don't they?
Digitalblade
They make PMV's
Klaxun
Upgrade
CptBoomBoom
Some still do. I've seen a few recently
RubyPorto
Internet killed the video star/Internet killed the video star/Broadband came and broke your heart
admeaz0123
I'll ask MTV. Brb.
3rdoption
Why TF would you ask MTV anything about music?
admeaz0123
Sarcasm my friend. Nvm. Bad joke i guess.
spitfires2000
Her feet
somethingsomethingmcbob
I took ballet lessons for 10 years, used to sob because I never "made toe." Now I'm grateful to have saved my feet.
Broken08
All feet are gross. These seem standard to me.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Feet are gross by ballerina feet are extra gross.
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Brutal.
MrItchyPantsPimpleEye
Used to work @ a Univeristy rehab dept. Saw a presentation on ballet injuries from point work: it was truly horrifying.
Dimind
Little known fact: This is how horses evolved into their hooves. Millions of years of ballet.
erikleorga
Fucking ow...
Chickenmakesmetired
That pinky toe looks broken
peeeopeepeee
My gout hurts just looking
djj25
Woof
cabalin
Ouch
AFrugalMoogle
I was an extra in The Nutcracker last November and got to work alongside professional ballerinas. I saw some really fucked up feet.
OliverKlozoff1269
Put any in your mouth?
AFrugalMoogle
That’s frowned upon.
WienerFart
Looks like her feet went toe to toe with Mike Tyson
middleagedman
Dated a ballerina, can confirm, socks were left ON during sexy time.
dashers
Honestly, they look in pretty good condition for a ballerina.
initforthespecs
Seriously, nail isn't even split!
Shamorza
Fuck this shit. That's why I never became a ballerina.
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
CloudsandRainandSunandWind
That and all the eating disorders are why I'm fucking happy my sis didn't become a ballerina.
ExaDeuce
Me too. Also because i'm a 40 year old man who sometimes hurts himself rolling over in bed.
Snuggelapolous
It's never too late to follow your dreams
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Same... We should start a club or a gang or something.
VaultGirl69
I can stand on point, but I'm short. IT was a better career decision, though I do do this to wash my other foot in the shower.
kepattRunner
En pointe.
VaultGirl69
Thank you. Did not know that's how you say that.
kepattRunner
It’s so awesome when people don’t get defensive when they’re corrected about stuff like this. It says a lot about a person’s character.
JustTryingToLiveLife
Pinky toe be like, “why am i even here”
harmsebamse
I myself am a Pinky toe, I don't really help. Im just hanging on the side being social, cracking jokes and sharing the drink.
bassaro
It's a question we've asked ourselves since ancient times, pinky toe.
Thephedora
Its 2022. Why have we not designed a shoe that let's ballerinas toe point without that insanity?
BadManJose
Surely that would have to be a 'boot' up to the knee. If the performers aren't mangling themselves, would the ballet attendants even care?
Thephedora
They're already tying all the way up the shin. We might aswell make a shoe to allow the same art without the pain and torture.
rojelioenescabeche
Bonesy84
iamlegendinjapan
This lady did foot binding and broke and wrapped her toes under her feet.
BadManJose
Did SHE do that? If that's how it worked (? ed, not s), it's even more fucked up than I knew ?!
iamlegendinjapan
She's the last living person that did it. YouTube foot binding It's been a banned practice for a long time now
Masqueradr
kepattRunner
Because it’s art and some are drawn to it without knowing why, like climbers to mountains. Ballet is beauty, pain, emotion, expressed by->
kepattRunner
-> movement and it can fill the heart with joy or sadness; any emotion. It can be enchanting. It has to be experienced to understand, like->
kepattRunner
->so many things in life. Some people are artists and create, some people admire art, some people study art. Some people have no use for it.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Mel Brooks just completely ruined it for me ngl.
Snuggelapolous
Well said.
msdss
You'd think that community as a whole would get together and find a solution for this.
Einstein9073
The solution to ballet dancers feet is to not stand like that. The solution is so obvious that doctors have stopped suggesting it
KennyBlankenshipandVicRomano
The hard part isn’t devising a medical solution - it’s convincing the ballerinas to let surgeons replace their toes with hooves
TacoPoweredHelicopter
There are solutions... But the old guard demands the new suffer as they did. It's fucking sick.
aslowgiantfart
I once proposed a solution to my friend who was a ballerina and she got very mad at me lol
hotrodny
"Shut up and let me maul my feet, you well-meaning kind-hearted sonofabitch"
aslowgiantfart
I believe the solution I proposed was less profit hungry shoes with better support and durability at the cost of dexterity
Gaelwyn
Yeah you’d think they could do some sort of foam mold around the toes or something.
Snuggelapolous
They have those. There are countless products out there. The more advance you get the tougher your feet and use less padding....
Simsalasizzle
Don't they? I tried ballet shoes only once as a teenager, they came with a little pad for the toes. Maybe adults don't use those anymore?
NotThisGuyAgain
They're trying,but it's slow going.In '04 I got to read some medical journal articles on dealing with ballet injuries.Stuff was fascinating.
Poopette
Can you give a summary or link?
NotThisGuyAgain
It was decades ago, and from a medical library. But the article I read was about the 'Dread black line', a knee injury that would (1/x)
NotThisGuyAgain
end careers. Just from dancing. Your knee would just suddenly not be viable for professional level anymore. But the article (2/x)