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Dec 23, 2020 7:30 PM
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masterofmuppets13
In all fairness, that is a sexy ass escort
kananpoika
maybe this is funny on iphone
krapmyself
Hahaaa!
FarkasMacTavish
I don't get it. Is that model of car called an Escort?
AndrewBuggy
Apparently, he can't sing this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc2UEfWjvo8
mullinsmark007
That took me a moment.
sbthree169000
Yeah believe it or not the ford escort was an early on rally car
Simulcrum
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn...............................
PhilMcrevice
He traded that in for a Probe.
againchina
A bit of ultra violence.
Clemptor
Zing
Barbiesan
That car is 41 years old.
AndrewBuggy
...and probably worth a few bob if its kept in good nick.
BiancaBanks
Was it 15 years old at the time the pic was taken?
robsprocket
No, probably brand new. Car is 1979, Andrew d.o.b 1960, looks about 19/20ish.
questavailable
Can't sleep now with the glow of that burn lighting up the night sky.
nvsfg
Gonna need a fire extinguisher for this burn
LembachTheProfessor
It's estimated that in total, the Duke of York has a net worth of around $45 million.
mikeatike
DarkRedCape
Wtf was he thinking giving this interview? He literally put the nails in his own coffin with this.
SonderingStrike
But it can't be him in that picture because he *checks notes* does not sweat... because of the falklands war ...
retrohellix
Are you talking about the Falken Islands?
InoculateTheInnocuous
Which fookin island, there's so damn many
Anticonstitutionnellement
It's been afFORD to him.
GrenadeIn
Similarity to Prince William...or am I imaging it?
Frostbreaker1
He's Williams uncle
HolyCowDoNotEat
They’re... related, so yeah? Makes sense.
KamikazeGerbil101
LintillaAllitnil
It took me longer than I'd like to admit to figure out why there was no woman beside the guy.
DiminishingCapacity
DrakeRamorayMD
Anything new ever come out on this guy? Last I saw was the interview and the Netflix doc
imcurrentlyatabar
Just wait. NY AG is waiting for trump to leave the white house (and pardon power) before letting anything slip out.
WoolyBaaaack
The queen has him locked away, and only lets him out to sit on the naughty step. I believe he was "grounded for the next 2 decades"
BiancaBanks
What crime is he accused of again? I keep seeeing people saying pedophile, but she was 17, so it's not that
Ratmaninadress
Netflix work of fiction if you choose to believe the recent backlash from the royal family
TomBrokaw
The Crown is fiction, sure.
AlliNWhenPlaying
I hoped for some accident after paparazzi's chase, but oh well.
alisa2089
Too soon
mightyjazzman
He wasn't pregnant, no need to go that far.
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n10ae
Questionable how happy someone who did the things he did can be. Money can't buy freedom from yourself and your faults
spookkoops
Britain is nowhere near one of the largest countries in the world hahaha
dingofdong
I mean, we're one of the largest political shitshows atm; our government is really going for broke on the "at least we're not the US" thing
Sausagesandplantsandgoldfish
newnhb
Is there a pedophile billionaire that Prince Andrew doesn't know personally?
TiredOfTheBS
They made a hilarious jab at him in the latest season of the crown. In the show he was only a young adult but they alluded to what’s to come
surprisecottoncandy
What was it?
TiredOfTheBS
The character made a joke to the queen about how the law doesn’t apply to them and he can get away with anything
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
*15 year old rape victim
BiancaBanks
She was 17 when they met in London
clonvermin
I wonder what made Ford spring for that name
againchina
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
DoktorWyvern
15 years ago was '05. Last model year European escort was '00, and the one pictured looks like 3rd gen (80-86)
UniqueUsername87692
V registration was 1980 I think
Idunnobutitshouldbeawesome
Nah even older, it's a Mk2 RS2000. These were first released in 1976.
DoktorWyvern
You could be right, I don't know my European model Fords very well.
Idunnobutitshouldbeawesome
Oh yeah man, the headlights and grille on these mk2 RS2000s can throw people because the mk2 typically has single lights and a flat grille
Idunnobutitshouldbeawesome
So these naturally look like what you'd imagine the next generation would be.
DoktorWyvern
Yeah, that's what got me. A lot of European cars from the malaise era look a generation further than NA equivalents
Problemwoodchuck
At least it isn't a Tempo
bbrown1012
I had an 86 Tempo. It was a good car until the block froze and cracked.
Anonymouz127
As a person who doesn't know cars. Confirming for a friend that the vehicle model is called a "High Class Call Girl" correct?
Problemwoodchuck
The escort? Yeah. Basically my joke is just that the Tempo was one of the worst cars ever made by Ford
lykwo
Or a Probe...
Problemwoodchuck
Ha! I should've gone with that
getcrazywiththecheezewhiz
Or a Fiesta!
Problemwoodchuck
I drove a Fiesta for a summer. It didn't even have power steering and burnt oil by the quart but it was ridiculous fun
massholesome
Sounds like the Mercury Lynx I drove.
georgejimmydoodle
I get the joke, but we really should stop calling it prostitution when children are raped.
WizardCastingShade
She was paid and not reporting should be considered consent....
georgejimmydoodle
Minors can't consent. Throwing cash at a kid after raping her doesn't make it not a rape.
WizardCastingShade
also some places consent is >16
WizardCastingShade
No she consented to working not the sex... when i was under age we had to have permission from the school (work permit) to have a job...
WizardCastingShade
all this under the table stuff they were doing "working" should have been reported and then that "rape" should have been reported.
WizardCastingShade
The sex trade is a dirty business. im not advocating rape and im sicked by what happened but she needed to say something.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
So has he come out of hiding at all since that disastrous interview or is he just planning on hiding behind the Queen's skirt indefinitely?
PicassoCT
Dont sweat it..
DarkRedCape
Nothing to hide behind. She relieved him of all royal duties. He’s done as a member of royalty. He’ll keep his title, but nothing else.
intolerabletolerance
lol what else is there besides his entitlement - ahem - title?? honestly tho
Antelino
Well he isn’t going to jail either so not really much consequences, shocking that a member of the elite is protected so.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Maybe if the American diplomat's wife who committed manslaughter would be extradited to the UK, he'll be extradited for statutory rape.
Antelino
Doubt it but glad to see more whataboutism around....
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Not whataboutism, just pointing out that the elite get protected from punishment for their crimes, Royal or not.
DarkRedCape
It’s not shocking. The rich are always seemingly above the law, add in royal blood and you’re virtually untouchable.