whywontyouletmehaveashortername
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Nov 21, 2017 9:00 PM
whywontyouletmehaveashortername
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TheOneWhoCutsTheCheese
Hellbino
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1500000/Steve-Buscemi-steve-buscemi-1592858-365-500.jpg
TheUser14
Pooptowncameo
Heh
karm42yn
I had an excellent chuckle of this
AngronTheRedAngel
MiracleWhoop
I really have a boisterous chuckle each and every time i see this.
pongochuck
Nail clippers ;)
Yololololololololololololololol
Lololol
mcd0g
LordRahl7722
aselleus
She jumped to conclusions
farny99
thats been me since 2015
potatoterror2000
DiastaticPower
I like his voice.
putzcommander
westmd
Bowfish247
jonrista
awesome
ra1nfield
Im downvoting anything from lele pons, cause shes fucking terrible, and doesnt even know how to pronounce her own fucking name.
Spankywylde
Djkrane
This inspired a new favorites folder called “Cry-Laughing.”
zipsline4
Flexster74
Wrong hole.....WRONG HOLE!!!!!!!!
frenchfrieswith
crosetherid
I can actually do that
ackackackackackackackackackackackackackackack
Day optic nerve hnnnnnng
Maldraek
Buncha skullfuckers
balzanya
SaticoySteel
Come on go back to Instagram
SexySanders
That first girl is SO ANNOYING.
Calicoastin818
I had a friend from work that could do that
ChaoticWeird
DTtom
Loadie25
Marty Feldman would be proud!
ProperRanga
Jevus
That gif is the way I feel about that gif.
akmarksman
Lele Pons is the blonde,Hannah Stocking is the brunette and I'm not sure who the 3rd female is. They all used to be Vine famous.
Mimsey
Though I'm not sure how. 99% of replies to their vines, IGs, and YTs are always, "This was 0% funny..." but they still trend.
Rabidbacon
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
TrustMeImTheDoctor
I could hear his voice as I read.
M1S0
Can someone explain me why did it stuck, with a proper evidence (Wikipedia, medical articles..)
grimwyrd
ZanarkandAbes
TheseAreMySquishyBoots
The wind changed
theHitchenator
You beat me to it. Expect a visit.
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RayMar1
Which is still 10x better than being a condescending cunt. Not as much fun when other people are being assholes is it?
theHitchenator
If that were the case they wouldn’t have asked for proper citations...
FelixtheWolf
You can't, your cranial nerves made sure that is not possible, to the best of my knowledge.
DoubleChungTransplant
Not unless they're fucked up like mine! Then there stuck that way! Fun!
FelixtheWolf
Sorry to hear : (
kainsopher
Not real. But I can cross my eyes independently. But the other direction.
crystal5213
Same. Lazy eye.
JustLucky75
do you look the the blurry curved bit to do it? thats how i do it, follow the blury curve up and down it fucks with people.
ThatsNotMyDadThatsACellPhone
i can do that too! and while one is crossed, I can move the other up and down independently.
Fengoj
My cousin can move both eyes independently. Can find a stick while watching a snake.
Clueis13
No. The whole thing is fake.
KobeBurger
cardboardunderwear
Says it can't be explained. Immediately explains it.
nottooproudofthisbut
To be fair, he can't explain it with proper evidence.
cardboardunderwear
I was just having some fun.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
two glass eyes that stay still
MostAwkwardPenguinInNYC
He was referring to the writer's syntax. Writer said "no", as in "no I cannot explain it". Then goes on to explain it
nottooproudofthisbut
I know, but have you ever passed up to be a pedantic smartass? I certainly have not and never will. Ever.
Favri
Because she masturbated. That's what happens. When you masturbate. Don't masturbate kids.
dopperpod
You’re missing a very important comma.
Favri
Are you saying people should masturbate kids? Not cool dude.
ToasterDent
Commas: the forgotten punctuation.
Favri
Maybe I did, it on purpose.
ToasterDent
You are the unsung funny response setup poster! The straight man, as the vaudeville term goes.
HowCaniGoForBrokeIfimAlreadyPoor
The fourth sentence is funnier in verb form
Snutch11
underrated
gIoblobbIobgob
Can I masturbate adults though
Favri
You can masturbate adults, consenting adult animals and mature sentient objects. In moderation.
Hurairahisacat
We found a loophole boys!
RoutemasterFlash
Damn right, they can do it themselves, the lazy bastards.
Ninjafromnorway
Gonna go test this theory right now.
Favri
Just to be crystal clear - I am saying DO NOT masturbate kids. Or any other non-consenting sentient being.
PaleChixAreMyFetish
If that were true I'd look like a hammerhead shark.
ProfessorDumbass
If she needs a hand .. I'm willing
Toecutteris
you should never masturbate kids, yo
kittykatrose
Lost it at "OMG it's stuck"
aditya91212125
That's what she said
AlwaysDownvotePrincessBride
I hope you find it again...
DeviantPhuq
It’s fake
SignificantDeficiency
No way, seriously?
rusrsdude
Nobody knows this. Don't let them know.
DeviantPhuq
I HAVE SPOKEN!
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
DeviantPhuq
NEVER!
Wescalade
I can do that with my eye. no one is ever that excited though normally it’s a look of disgust.
SexuallyAttractedtoGoofy
Teach me
RappinForJegus
Nice... nice username you've got there.
sahdad
You mean the punchline? You lost it at the punchline...
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
Tumblr is leaking again. I'll go grab the welding gear.
kittykatrose
Well I wasn't aiming for points but 270 others agree with me. -thumbs up-
IloveHockey
dumbass
SvprHanc
prkrkllr
And literally at the end of the gif. Saying you lost it at that point is also completely meaningless
FlyingButtPliers
He means the ability to control movement in her left eye. She lost it when she said those words. Then she and her friends panicked.
Laeryc
i cant remember her name she was in a "scandle" with ?Amanda cern? turned amateur star these are rehearsed. the "Its stuck" is the Punchline
SometimesImReady
What, what do you mean?
TacticalWookiee
He means that "OMG it's stuck" is the point of the whole video. There's no reason to say "I lost it at 'omg it's stuck'" since it was at (1)
TacticalWookiee
the end of the video, and is designed to be where you lose it.
SometimesImReady
Thank you for explaining that.