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So, this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

What did the bra say to the hat?
"You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."

Cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time.

A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar...
The car battery and jumper cables go find a seat while the bra asks the bartender for 3 beers. The bartender replies, "I'm not serving you! You're obviously off your tits and your two mates look like they're about to start something."

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types to which the saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Why do they call it the "Wonder Bra?"
When you take it off you wonder where the breasts went.

What's the job application for Hooters?
They just give you a bra and say "Here, fill this out."

Why is bra singular but panties plural?

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes?

A ... Almost Boobs
B ... Barely there
C ... Can't Complain
D ... Damn!
DD... Double Damn!!
E ... Enormous!
F ... Fake

Why is a push up bra like a bag of chips?
You open it and it’s half empty.

How did the guy get his hand stuck in the woman's bra?
It was a boobie trap.

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.....
My Engaged Friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The Mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I Had To Share My Story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said....
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"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

That'll do for now.