Tumbleweed whirlwind attack.

May 4, 2020 10:21 PM

whatifitwasnevertrue

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Run for your lives!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always happens after you wash and wax you car. Or a giant dust storm. Welcome to Southwestern United States where God says fuck you.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Replace them with coronaviruses

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bought brand new C7 Corvette in 2015. Ran into tumble weed storm that impaled it’s stem into grill. Had 400 miles on it. I was sick!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay but now imagine the same thing but tumbleweaves. https://imgur.com/pF0iQEd

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AMAZING

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you're on a road trip in Texas and listen The good, the bad and the ugly theme at 100x speed on repeat.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Langoliers

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I thought so too

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

T R I B B L E S !

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Captain, spock here. It appears the tribbles have mastered flight. Recommend calling the Klingons.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CGPgrey has a good episode on the "tumbleweed invasion". good history watch if anyones interested

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

He taught me that tumbleweeds aren't from the US. They're an invasive species from Siberia. Good stuff.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you In Arizona?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop lying, those are clearly the homes of the Murder Hornets coming over.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A swarm that big can skeletonize a cow in under 60 seconds.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

rolling rolling rolling

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wicky Wicky wild wild west

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's high noon

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tumblewhirlwind? Whirlweed?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wild

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"soft touch" car wash

6 years ago | Likes 454 Dislikes 1

.gifs that didn't end to soon

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My thought was, I'm glad I dont live in a place where insurance would be fixing my paint job because of plants

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Microdermabrasion for vehicles

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I learned this the hard way :(

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first thought was "well that paint job is borked"

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Borked you say?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wow, must be the quietest town on earth.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Highway 240... Outside of Richland Wa. Near the Hanford Nuclear Reservation.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the unawares: tumbleweeds are sharp. Like, they're made of razors and broken glass. If you grab one bare handed, you will bleed.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You just have to know how to pick them up. Always grab them at the base and you'll be fine

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do move in herds

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn it pidgey

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh it's my hometown. Btw, never kick one of those.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cause your leg will go into it and it'll cut you up bad.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cause your leg will go into it and it'll cut you up bad.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That happened in Richland, WA. I live near there. Tumbleweeds here are no joke.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I live in Richland!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are there tumbleweeds in Washington?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because eastern WA is the desert plateau

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh. I thought the whole state was pacific northwest: lush and green and wet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Evergreen state" does not apply to central washington

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0