Sep 5, 2020 8:51 PM
StevenNumber3
140428
4855
60
Nowisgood1951
good stream
ThEbAnTeRbEmIgHtY
Brilliant
FlootDoozle
Now do it drunk
MyLastNameIsNotSure
Splash-back particles cause most of the problem unless you're the type of neanderthal who somehow misses the bowl.
Beesnuts74
We used to just take a leak by the wood pile when I was growing up, my boys did the same. Always fun to pee outside.
pigoverthere
Teamwork
Photus
Now set it to spray and try and get it all in the bucket
xeonan
Still does better than some guys out there.
bobgunrunnersmith
Very odd night on imgur.
puninn10did
This. Is golden. Shower even.
Zahnradfee
That's why you should sit down on the toilet.
darkklad2000
"we all had a first time with a penis"
BigIrv5151
Not as easy as it looks is it? It's all about hand/eye coordination.
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
Boy mom practice? Can someone please explain? I’m too old to figure this out
Mother of a boy
scottreds2k
Yrs ago, my wife held my dick when i had to pee. Both of us tripping, it was a disaster. Piss everywhere.
Zardif
Rookie mistake you always do that while showering and she tries to aim it at the drain.
Extremefear
Aiming gets easier with practice. We can shoot a shitstain with our dick on the first try. Also, that's an unknown service we provide.
barbarian818
pro tip from Dad of 3 boys: Put Cheerios or Froot Loops in the bowl to give the lil' gaffer something to aim at.
FlatPlutoSociety
Holy shit, this is sage advice.
theogreofpcp
ravenMoonDancer
Ewwwww
platypoon
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Is she on wet grass with socks! Uncle Roger is putting his leg down!
XanCrews
Hai yaaaaah!
G081
Advanced class: writing your name in the snow!
jesterfortyeight
In print, no script allowed
gnochi
“My girlfriend’s dad sent me home last night.” “Why bro?” “I wrote my name in the snow.” “So what?” “It was in my girlfriends handwriting.”
AeonQuasars
Difference is you feel when the steam is slowing.
Huggitt17
She could hear the squeaking of the knob.
PostMoThoin
That's what she said
wormfood
My knob squeaks when it starts to slow down. Is that not normal?
tbomber
I'd like this to morph into some kind of viral facebook challenge for charity.
Peyronie's Awareness?
EvilDeadTed
Prostate Cancer.
cabooyah
Half of Imgur right now:
jwashburnltx880
So only a 10th of imgur is into this?
girlwithasurprise
ericbres1337
40characters
A gentleman sits, unless at a urinal.
I ONLY sit while peeing at a urinal
thrashingcows
Amen brother!! Disgusting, dirty and antiquated habit!
defaulted
My bf sits to pee most of the time, especially in the middle of the night and when he wakes up in the morning. Our toilet is so clean....
squalenework12
But, then the genitals can touch the bowl which is gross. Also it comes faster, so he will have splatter in his behind
IamfunatpartiesIknow
It seems you need to practice
Or I can stand and piss
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Gotta love a woman who stand up #1 ?
[deleted]
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
I did that once, just to see if i could.
How’d it go? Wet and not worth repeating? Lol
Actually, I hovered over the toilet, but facing the wall. Therefore, successful!
Can’t picture it. Where’s the video? ??
?
requiemforameme
Just use a pee funnel. It’s easy!
stashtvm1
It's the most difficult after sex when it decides to go in 2 directions at once
bill4935
Ah yes, the "bifurcated stream". Any Bob&Tom listeners around?
somedudeyoumightknow
Pop a little wedge in the the hose without telling her.
Burncelll
I dont have 'that' problem
PickleDemon5
Stick a small pin down your urethra to clear out any blockages before peeing
girthwindandfire02
This is the way
potatomaninapotatoworld
Psttt sitting down to pee is okay
shureshot76
A little generous on the size!
astrangehop
Color's right though
TattoosAndBeer
Hung like a garden hose
RichardPOsterior
Yeah, looks a little... little.
justarocknroller
Looks right to me
Affablesea9917
I also have a big dongus
Strangedays2024
Good for you, we were just saying that to mess with Dr. Dorian here.
RayzorHero
Bro if you pee two-handed.....idk
Only when I wanna show off
halovete
I thought it looked a bit small.
Devious11
AllAboutThatD
Fine.. *unzips*
Girls in hentai.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
is that willow ?
Oddturkey
FauxPhobos
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Fukkin stolen.
MollyNapQueen
thegelatoking
The color of his shorts almost makes him look naked lol
I had to do a double take!
Sumtinstink
I feel sorry for him.. at least my dick has a girth certificate..
IHuggedaCorgiToday
reflection?
UranusSpelunker
Because of his skin tone and pants I was wondering what I was looking at on the thumbnail. I’m going to start wearing my glasses more.
aLilBlindKid
For real.
ThanosTheGreat
fucking what
travelingwilbury
Is that what humans look like with no fat?
DanielAsparagus
That’s what i used to look like. Then i found cheese.
lenonova
I also love cheese
TheMaskedRaven
This might be a bit closer:
dogwithahumanface
That's no fat and no water
RackhamTheRed
Because working kidneys are overrated?
Oh more than that. During his autopsy, they found much of his liver to be a worthless, crumbly mass.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Hot
ballsoutflyer
lulubiscuit
Oh man that scene sure was... something.
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
Hahahah the mods will remove because 0.001 seconds of ass was shown
FiredBoy
Classic, good old Scary Movie. After Scary movie 2 idk what happened.
quietturtlesprinting
What is this from?
freshage
Scary Movie, I can't remember which one though.
First one.
Rasselmida
Scary Movie
HardcoreAlGore
Flortzweich
Now try it with a vicious little puberty boner
LazyJones1
That’s what shower stalls are for...
poets
Name of your sex tape
SuperBeetle76
Vicious makes me picture the penis barking threateningly like a chihuahua.
Mitoplasm
,
redpandabanana
Gotta one hand Superman that morning wood
JustDontCare
Guys! It’s in the hip angle. Rotate those hips and lean!
Reppera
It's not often I actually laugh out loud. Massive +1 for you for that awful flashback.
MeekrabJones
nails0r
1 of the funniest comments I have seen on imgur
Derginsdrogalot
Push from the trunk, not the branch o it will hurt when its in your pants.
HardcoreMango
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Make a fist OR tighten your leg for 15-20 seconds. Boner will pass.
zellar2020
AdmJota
It says she's doing this so she can practice helping her young son. I hope that she's stopped helping him by that point.
It's ok, she'll take precautions so he won't recognize her
sciencebasedlifeform
Lean way forward and then parkour the bowl
anubis408
Ive never related to a comment more in my life.
SirJimmothy
https://imgur.com/leFjFZj
kalaton
My bathroom ain't wide enough for this
No, then you touch the water.
Look at mr average over here bragging
StubaSceve
Only if the tide is way the fuck in like in US toilets
MrRandom314159
Dunk a brick in the toilet bowl. You don't need all that water, and it saves a little money.
Kittynomnoms
Oh you're so brave, huh? Try coming to the US and reducing our toilet water. I want to see you personally experience the terror.
crackblind
First pee of the morning = sitting. The only way to deal with morning wood. If anyone is around, give a little grunt.
IceWeaselX
Quick, someone post the clip from The 40 Year Old Virgin where he's sitting on the toilet with morning wood.
pharmie01
This is why I shower first thing. Just pee in there
Kbantar
I don't know about you, but my penis is in the front not underneath. Sitting with an erection would just make things spray upward.
Gvegasnachos
Try resting your head on the floor
StaggerRhythms
Pretty much
You know you can still piss outside of the toilet while sitting, yeah? TBH not even women are immune.
mimomisu
that makes me feel a bit better. And I sit down and I have a penis and it still sometimes goes outside. Annoying.
I lived with a couple of women (one of them very young, so I'm not shaming her or anything) and there was constantly piss on the seat.
That’s because she hovered. She treated your toilet like a public one.
commentsivehadafew
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always falls in your pants
FentuckyCriedKhicken
or on your hands
turkishbutnotnationalist
And as you get older the more pee comes out once you put it back in.
goboltz
"Sit to Pee", bring phone, upvote my comments. .
amundost
The Norwegian version: "uansett hvor mye man rister og slår, siste dråpen i buksen går"
fiddlewheelx
Unless you sit like a gentleman
finninthejakesuit
v
nosleep2spooky
I am fairly certain at this point that is why we wear underwear
jiemji
Que tu la secoues ou que tu l'agites, la dernière goutte est pour le slip (french version)
Pour le slip indeed sir
spookyactionatadistance
Or pee sitting down.
BloodyMittens
Especially if your uncircumcised. Gotta do the dab dab after.
jimmy8fingers
no matter how hard you shake that peg, the very last drop goes down your leg
Whatshutupwhat
My favorite part about this is the variety of tips and tricks from PEOPLE WITH DECADES OF PENIS OWNERSHIP.
wickedpisssah
Same! The comments are fantastic!
Rizen415
Thats why you don't wear pants
stabbedintheface
Press on your taint
2difulthreetimes
You can shake it, you can smack it, you can beat it on the wall but it’s gotta be in your pants for the last drop will fall!
Juntao88
How the fuck do you savages pee!? xD
NoRoutesFound
This is a teepee to take a pee-pee, not a wigwam to beat your tom-tom
FluffyMcFluffsFluff
You can wack it, you can smack it, you can bang it against the wall, it has to be in your pants for those last few drops to fall.
CPAPRocky
Just bang it against the side of the urinal
mrfarmerdc
Porcelain is cold
resolved
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
jonklein611
Just a slight pull does the trick
JOKERZwild86
That’s why I dab with tp
https://i.redd.it/zthcmowk10ty.gif
Thickslice
You need to take an extra few seconds to relax your whole body then shake
ProperEtiquette
Once you pull up the pants, it never fails.
Kapi23
Best technique: the fakie. Put your junk down and pinch the tip. Do 1 normal step. Then gently squeeze and dry
STAR266
That's why someone invented the toiletpaper.
Shake it once that's fine. Shake it twice that's OK. Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself.
Leeloothedog
iv heard that so many times... but its never made sense. 2 shakes is not nearly enough.
I didn't write the song, I just repeated it (The Anthem by Good Charlotte)
wait... iv heard that a zillion times in my life and never knew it was from a song..
In all fairness, it was probably a cliche before they put it in the lyrics. That's just the most notable reference I'm aware of.
QuesoDiablo96
Just squeeze it like a go-gurt tube.
CaptainFubs
I thought I was the only one!
YoudSwearImAVirgin
Agreed. I always squeeze.
Squeeze then shake
bndsupercrispy
I can't pee with a boner so I just do what normal people do and jerk it at the urinal when I'm done. ??♂️
Madcowgomoo
Press on your taint (area between balls and rectum), it´ll stretch out the urinary tract and get those last drops.
APatriot4U2
Howard Stern talks about using this method.
iReleaseEndorphins
I do this every time. Works every time. No drips on anything after. Man science ftw!
laughoutloud74
True story! My husband had an issue with always having the last drop come out after he was zipped up. He read this in a magazine. Drip free!
OaksParcel
dracklen
Why? Just lightly press, you’re probably already having your hand on your junk to aim unless you’re a savage. Taint ain’t any worse.
godofhorizons
It works dum dum
MrPoodoo
Accidentally fingered by bum.
cattlegrazer82
It was a trap. You fell for it.
willpostanything
Gently flick with your finger like when you do to ciggeret.
Gcleff
.......wut
TheNudeJumper
Did you just suggest I ash my dick after a piss?
BuffetSugar
I dunno about you but I'mma try it. Will I just nail the wall with a steamy piss droplet? Probably.
Gently.. gently..
snoffler
An ex used to dab with a bit of toilet paper after the shaking. Does that work?
Sphinct182
GerberLegalTeam
Yeah it does
LasciviousHedgehog
It helps but there may still be a bit in the tubing that is expelled when stowing the equipment back into the underpants
Shaking + paper alone? No. Of you squeeze the piping empty from stem to tip and the shake and paper? Yes
Reaper3087
Shaking isn't the most ideal. May as well try to tooth paste tube it and a tp dab. I found that to be the most effective by far. Maybe I'm
StupidEnglishKnigit
Dude what?
How else does one describe that?
weird.
iamthecomet
Tooth paste tube it haha
MRDUDE395
It helps but can still happen.
John20012
*Will happen
eLUKEtrobuzz
I squeeze mine like a frube, guaranteed dry pants
acme64
Like a what
ThatTransformersDude
Careful you could tear into the walls of your urethra
Neoeon
Young, yes. Older, after an active sex life, not so much.
wolfspirit21
Wait....sex life can affect the penis to pee when you're older?...
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Cum can get stuck in the urethra thats why you feel the need to pee after sex
tommiCookieHero
So, you've had an active sex life? Nice
PinkEater
After. Past tense. ?
Your penis was damaged from sex? I still dab and I do the sex all the time
starshroom108
Nice
xjsxjs
TA2019
The stds really take a beating on a dick
TOMMOEX
Not if you're using a urinal, I'm not going to whip out a piece of toilet roll there and then
RadonGaming
Always use a stall. Just the concept of urinals is terrible. Never understood it.
Not to mention splashback
MajorTom0101
So you don't piss on the seats. Great they have em in portables now so seat is clean to take a shit.
Have you heard of the invention called the toilet seat lid? Has this hinge type thing. It lifts up. Amazing.
VanDerGroot
Good reason to not use urinals.
yamigenesis
Urinals = no imgur. Sooo that's why I sit every time
There's also the splashback thing
Nowisgood1951
good stream
ThEbAnTeRbEmIgHtY
Brilliant
FlootDoozle
Now do it drunk
MyLastNameIsNotSure
Splash-back particles cause most of the problem unless you're the type of neanderthal who somehow misses the bowl.
Beesnuts74
We used to just take a leak by the wood pile when I was growing up, my boys did the same. Always fun to pee outside.
pigoverthere
Teamwork
Photus
Now set it to spray and try and get it all in the bucket
xeonan
Still does better than some guys out there.
bobgunrunnersmith
Very odd night on imgur.
puninn10did
This. Is golden. Shower even.
Zahnradfee
That's why you should sit down on the toilet.
darkklad2000
"we all had a first time with a penis"
BigIrv5151
Not as easy as it looks is it? It's all about hand/eye coordination.
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
Boy mom practice? Can someone please explain? I’m too old to figure this out
StevenNumber3
Mother of a boy
scottreds2k
Yrs ago, my wife held my dick when i had to pee. Both of us tripping, it was a disaster. Piss everywhere.
Zardif
Rookie mistake you always do that while showering and she tries to aim it at the drain.
Extremefear
Aiming gets easier with practice. We can shoot a shitstain with our dick on the first try. Also, that's an unknown service we provide.
barbarian818
pro tip from Dad of 3 boys: Put Cheerios or Froot Loops in the bowl to give the lil' gaffer something to aim at.
FlatPlutoSociety
Holy shit, this is sage advice.
theogreofpcp
ravenMoonDancer
Ewwwww
platypoon
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Is she on wet grass with socks! Uncle Roger is putting his leg down!
XanCrews
Hai yaaaaah!
G081
Advanced class: writing your name in the snow!
jesterfortyeight
In print, no script allowed
gnochi
“My girlfriend’s dad sent me home last night.” “Why bro?” “I wrote my name in the snow.” “So what?” “It was in my girlfriends handwriting.”
AeonQuasars
Difference is you feel when the steam is slowing.
Huggitt17
She could hear the squeaking of the knob.
PostMoThoin
That's what she said
wormfood
My knob squeaks when it starts to slow down. Is that not normal?
tbomber
I'd like this to morph into some kind of viral facebook challenge for charity.
Huggitt17
Peyronie's Awareness?
EvilDeadTed
Prostate Cancer.
cabooyah
Half of Imgur right now:
jwashburnltx880
So only a 10th of imgur is into this?
girlwithasurprise
ericbres1337
40characters
A gentleman sits, unless at a urinal.
FlatPlutoSociety
I ONLY sit while peeing at a urinal
thrashingcows
Amen brother!! Disgusting, dirty and antiquated habit!
defaulted
My bf sits to pee most of the time, especially in the middle of the night and when he wakes up in the morning. Our toilet is so clean....
squalenework12
But, then the genitals can touch the bowl which is gross. Also it comes faster, so he will have splatter in his behind
IamfunatpartiesIknow
It seems you need to practice
squalenework12
Or I can stand and piss
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Gotta love a woman who stand up #1 ?
[deleted]
[deleted]
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
I did that once, just to see if i could.
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
How’d it go? Wet and not worth repeating? Lol
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
Actually, I hovered over the toilet, but facing the wall. Therefore, successful!
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Can’t picture it. Where’s the video? ??
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
?
requiemforameme
Just use a pee funnel. It’s easy!
stashtvm1
It's the most difficult after sex when it decides to go in 2 directions at once
bill4935
Ah yes, the "bifurcated stream". Any Bob&Tom listeners around?
somedudeyoumightknow
Pop a little wedge in the the hose without telling her.
Burncelll
I dont have 'that' problem
PickleDemon5
Stick a small pin down your urethra to clear out any blockages before peeing
girthwindandfire02
This is the way
potatomaninapotatoworld
Psttt sitting down to pee is okay
shureshot76
A little generous on the size!
astrangehop
Color's right though
TattoosAndBeer
Hung like a garden hose
RichardPOsterior
Yeah, looks a little... little.
justarocknroller
Looks right to me
Affablesea9917
I also have a big dongus
Strangedays2024
Good for you, we were just saying that to mess with Dr. Dorian here.
RayzorHero
Bro if you pee two-handed.....idk
justarocknroller
Only when I wanna show off
halovete
I thought it looked a bit small.
Devious11
AllAboutThatD
Fine.. *unzips*
EvilDeadTed
Girls in hentai.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
is that willow ?
Oddturkey
FauxPhobos
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Fukkin stolen.
MollyNapQueen
thegelatoking
The color of his shorts almost makes him look naked lol
Oddturkey
I had to do a double take!
[deleted]
[deleted]
Sumtinstink
I feel sorry for him.. at least my dick has a girth certificate..
IHuggedaCorgiToday
reflection?
UranusSpelunker
Because of his skin tone and pants I was wondering what I was looking at on the thumbnail. I’m going to start wearing my glasses more.
aLilBlindKid
For real.
ThanosTheGreat
travelingwilbury
Is that what humans look like with no fat?
DanielAsparagus
That’s what i used to look like. Then i found cheese.
lenonova
I also love cheese
TheMaskedRaven
This might be a bit closer:
dogwithahumanface
That's no fat and no water
RackhamTheRed
Because working kidneys are overrated?
TheMaskedRaven
Oh more than that. During his autopsy, they found much of his liver to be a worthless, crumbly mass.
RackhamTheRed
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Hot
ballsoutflyer
lulubiscuit
Oh man that scene sure was... something.
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
Hahahah the mods will remove because 0.001 seconds of ass was shown
FiredBoy
Classic, good old Scary Movie. After Scary movie 2 idk what happened.
quietturtlesprinting
What is this from?
freshage
Scary Movie, I can't remember which one though.
ballsoutflyer
First one.
Rasselmida
Scary Movie
HardcoreAlGore
Scary Movie
Flortzweich
Now try it with a vicious little puberty boner
LazyJones1
That’s what shower stalls are for...
poets
Name of your sex tape
SuperBeetle76
Vicious makes me picture the penis barking threateningly like a chihuahua.
Mitoplasm
,
redpandabanana
Gotta one hand Superman that morning wood
JustDontCare
Guys! It’s in the hip angle. Rotate those hips and lean!
Reppera
It's not often I actually laugh out loud. Massive +1 for you for that awful flashback.
MeekrabJones
nails0r
1 of the funniest comments I have seen on imgur
Derginsdrogalot
Push from the trunk, not the branch o it will hurt when its in your pants.
HardcoreMango
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Make a fist OR tighten your leg for 15-20 seconds. Boner will pass.
zellar2020
Flortzweich
AdmJota
It says she's doing this so she can practice helping her young son. I hope that she's stopped helping him by that point.
Flortzweich
It's ok, she'll take precautions so he won't recognize her
sciencebasedlifeform
Lean way forward and then parkour the bowl
anubis408
Ive never related to a comment more in my life.
SirJimmothy
https://imgur.com/leFjFZj
kalaton
My bathroom ain't wide enough for this
gnochi
No, then you touch the water.
sciencebasedlifeform
Look at mr average over here bragging
StubaSceve
Only if the tide is way the fuck in like in US toilets
MrRandom314159
Dunk a brick in the toilet bowl. You don't need all that water, and it saves a little money.
Kittynomnoms
Oh you're so brave, huh? Try coming to the US and reducing our toilet water. I want to see you personally experience the terror.
crackblind
First pee of the morning = sitting. The only way to deal with morning wood. If anyone is around, give a little grunt.
IceWeaselX
Quick, someone post the clip from The 40 Year Old Virgin where he's sitting on the toilet with morning wood.
pharmie01
This is why I shower first thing. Just pee in there
Kbantar
I don't know about you, but my penis is in the front not underneath. Sitting with an erection would just make things spray upward.
Gvegasnachos
Try resting your head on the floor
StaggerRhythms
Pretty much
Kittynomnoms
You know you can still piss outside of the toilet while sitting, yeah? TBH not even women are immune.
mimomisu
that makes me feel a bit better. And I sit down and I have a penis and it still sometimes goes outside. Annoying.
Kittynomnoms
I lived with a couple of women (one of them very young, so I'm not shaming her or anything) and there was constantly piss on the seat.
crackblind
That’s because she hovered. She treated your toilet like a public one.
commentsivehadafew
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always falls in your pants
FentuckyCriedKhicken
or on your hands
turkishbutnotnationalist
And as you get older the more pee comes out once you put it back in.
goboltz
"Sit to Pee", bring phone, upvote my comments. .
amundost
The Norwegian version: "uansett hvor mye man rister og slår, siste dråpen i buksen går"
fiddlewheelx
Unless you sit like a gentleman
finninthejakesuit
nosleep2spooky
I am fairly certain at this point that is why we wear underwear
jiemji
Que tu la secoues ou que tu l'agites, la dernière goutte est pour le slip (french version)
Photus
Pour le slip indeed sir
spookyactionatadistance
Or pee sitting down.
BloodyMittens
Especially if your uncircumcised. Gotta do the dab dab after.
jimmy8fingers
no matter how hard you shake that peg, the very last drop goes down your leg
Whatshutupwhat
My favorite part about this is the variety of tips and tricks from PEOPLE WITH DECADES OF PENIS OWNERSHIP.
wickedpisssah
Same! The comments are fantastic!
Rizen415
Thats why you don't wear pants
stabbedintheface
Press on your taint
2difulthreetimes
You can shake it, you can smack it, you can beat it on the wall but it’s gotta be in your pants for the last drop will fall!
Juntao88
How the fuck do you savages pee!? xD
NoRoutesFound
This is a teepee to take a pee-pee, not a wigwam to beat your tom-tom
FluffyMcFluffsFluff
You can wack it, you can smack it, you can bang it against the wall, it has to be in your pants for those last few drops to fall.
CPAPRocky
Just bang it against the side of the urinal
mrfarmerdc
Porcelain is cold
resolved
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
jonklein611
Just a slight pull does the trick
JOKERZwild86
That’s why I dab with tp
finninthejakesuit
https://i.redd.it/zthcmowk10ty.gif
Thickslice
You need to take an extra few seconds to relax your whole body then shake
ProperEtiquette
Once you pull up the pants, it never fails.
Kapi23
Best technique: the fakie. Put your junk down and pinch the tip. Do 1 normal step. Then gently squeeze and dry
STAR266
That's why someone invented the toiletpaper.
pigoverthere
Shake it once that's fine. Shake it twice that's OK. Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself.
Leeloothedog
iv heard that so many times... but its never made sense. 2 shakes is not nearly enough.
pigoverthere
I didn't write the song, I just repeated it (The Anthem by Good Charlotte)
Leeloothedog
wait... iv heard that a zillion times in my life and never knew it was from a song..
pigoverthere
In all fairness, it was probably a cliche before they put it in the lyrics. That's just the most notable reference I'm aware of.
QuesoDiablo96
Just squeeze it like a go-gurt tube.
CaptainFubs
I thought I was the only one!
YoudSwearImAVirgin
Agreed. I always squeeze.
QuesoDiablo96
Squeeze then shake
bndsupercrispy
I can't pee with a boner so I just do what normal people do and jerk it at the urinal when I'm done. ??♂️
Madcowgomoo
Press on your taint (area between balls and rectum), it´ll stretch out the urinary tract and get those last drops.
APatriot4U2
Howard Stern talks about using this method.
iReleaseEndorphins
I do this every time. Works every time. No drips on anything after. Man science ftw!
laughoutloud74
True story! My husband had an issue with always having the last drop come out after he was zipped up. He read this in a magazine. Drip free!
girthwindandfire02
This is the way
OaksParcel
dracklen
Why? Just lightly press, you’re probably already having your hand on your junk to aim unless you’re a savage. Taint ain’t any worse.
godofhorizons
It works dum dum
MrPoodoo
Accidentally fingered by bum.
cattlegrazer82
It was a trap. You fell for it.
willpostanything
Gently flick with your finger like when you do to ciggeret.
Gcleff
.......wut
TheNudeJumper
Did you just suggest I ash my dick after a piss?
BuffetSugar
I dunno about you but I'mma try it. Will I just nail the wall with a steamy piss droplet? Probably.
willpostanything
Gently.. gently..
snoffler
An ex used to dab with a bit of toilet paper after the shaking. Does that work?
Sphinct182
GerberLegalTeam
Yeah it does
LasciviousHedgehog
It helps but there may still be a bit in the tubing that is expelled when stowing the equipment back into the underpants
RackhamTheRed
Shaking + paper alone? No. Of you squeeze the piping empty from stem to tip and the shake and paper? Yes
Reaper3087
Shaking isn't the most ideal. May as well try to tooth paste tube it and a tp dab. I found that to be the most effective by far. Maybe I'm
StupidEnglishKnigit
Dude what?
Reaper3087
How else does one describe that?
Reaper3087
weird.
iamthecomet
Tooth paste tube it haha
MRDUDE395
It helps but can still happen.
John20012
*Will happen
eLUKEtrobuzz
I squeeze mine like a frube, guaranteed dry pants
acme64
Like a what
ThatTransformersDude
Careful you could tear into the walls of your urethra
Neoeon
Young, yes. Older, after an active sex life, not so much.
wolfspirit21
Wait....sex life can affect the penis to pee when you're older?...
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Cum can get stuck in the urethra thats why you feel the need to pee after sex
tommiCookieHero
So, you've had an active sex life? Nice
PinkEater
After. Past tense. ?
Sphinct182
Your penis was damaged from sex? I still dab and I do the sex all the time
starshroom108
Nice
xjsxjs
TA2019
The stds really take a beating on a dick
TOMMOEX
Not if you're using a urinal, I'm not going to whip out a piece of toilet roll there and then
RadonGaming
Always use a stall. Just the concept of urinals is terrible. Never understood it.
StupidEnglishKnigit
Not to mention splashback
MajorTom0101
So you don't piss on the seats. Great they have em in portables now so seat is clean to take a shit.
RadonGaming
Have you heard of the invention called the toilet seat lid? Has this hinge type thing. It lifts up. Amazing.
VanDerGroot
Good reason to not use urinals.
yamigenesis
Urinals = no imgur. Sooo that's why I sit every time
StupidEnglishKnigit
There's also the splashback thing