stonetemplefox05
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The real LGBT is always in the comments
Boom.
CongoRanger
I'm a little concerned that I skipped straight to the green oval
BearRaid
Should’ve put #4 at the end because I skipped down to see if anyone mentioned it in the comments and now I’m skipping the rest of the dump.
Marwick42
First off, how dare you. Second, fuck you. Third, how fucking dare you.
Syovere
#40 The others are also Roald Dahl.
TheBigCheese146
#4 I really didn't expect to be called out like this today...
MegaBase
#20 Fuck you, I tilted the phone like an intellectual
tgkaze
I read it without doing anything different…
AvidGamerShkunk
#20 joke's on u. I tilted my phone
Level16
I did neither. Do I need to come out as straight now?
BenjyX55
#28 Dead whales, probably.
Justtoberight
#47 That stupid image bothers me so much
FuzzBall87
#28 rocks
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Especially her thumbnail...
stonetemplefox05
Yeah it does!
stewartthehuman
FjordFiskursson
Lots of basalt.
RoseNoire66613
It's plastic bags
LiterallyLordSatan
#23 How to cook crack, and clean a crab?
fugue042
EVERY time I see the first meme with the firefighter, I think about his crew OBLITERATING him for failing to put on his suspenders.
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
#8 is from an old College Humor video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE
TheEvenPrez
#2 It's not?
Fckipstypograph
No, it's "let's get breakfast together, Queen". Or Qing. I don't know, i'm bad at english... Anyway, breakfast ? I have croissants...
b0tticelliw0man
I WANNA READ THE CAT NEWSPAPER!! (please and thank you.)
pigoverthere
IndianCowboy
#20 Yay, I am not gay, but people have called me weird for being able to read text from any angle
OliverKlosof
Red penguin: the sideways newspaper "gayness" gag didn't get me lol I read it normally | Blue penguin: I'm gay..
JericoJones23
#10 this could actaully be a great show. Love-hate relationships between a real estate agents and a ghost in a house he/she trying to sell.
chingchongexcon
There’s an amazing Nathan for You episode like this but it’s nonfiction
Fckipstypograph
"Casper, twenty years later", with Christina Ricci
TheKoolAidMans
#5 Wood chipper beats all.
emberree
#27 You're not the boss of me now.
opossumposse
And you're not so big
unencumberedbythethoughtprocess
Life is unfair
naughtyrev
When I was in college, we called an ornithologist drunkely and asked if a duck breaks a leg will it drown or swim in circles. 1/
naughtyrev
He informed us that we had asked the first stupid question in the history of mankind and hung up.
BrianMMXIX
I rise to the top... I never eat a pig, cause a pig is a cop...
lddiaz
#2 Well she's not wrong.
Tarelgeth
They already know what's at the bottom of the ocean. Why do you think they're trying so hard to go into space?
baudkarma
There is water at the bottom of the ocean.
TomBrokaw
under the water, carrying the water!
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Iä, iä!
dukegonzo
#40 what am I missing?
stonetemplefox05
Nothing. I just thought Gene Wilder and grandpa Joe looked great on IMDb the last time I watched willy Wonka.
TheDivineMissEm
I love this answer.
PhyshStycc
#4 you bastard you got me
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Same
PTFCMcGee
“I bet it’s just a bunch of things I know I already do. I’ll just skip to the last one … son of a bitch.”
schlockchurch
It's so true. I hate it.
SeriouslyWhosDownvotingThis
Right?!?!? Spot on
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
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delitescency
What does it mean if I skipped reading the entire content and only looked at it after reading the comments
SensitiveShiori
i felt so attacked
DoomSquirter
I totally fell for that and also I guess I've got the gayness from a couple images down from that one. I don't think I have time for both.
FractalB
DewiMorgan
Same. The page break was positioned perfectly to get me.
vanfem
Got me too but that's not ADHD, it's just the regular CBF.
bumblebeezzz
I also suffer from a severe case of CBF
Nikolai5
I had to google what that means, in the UK we say Can't Be Arsed or CBA.
latchkeyleather
Can someone explain the seashell one?
ccccaaaa
"She sells sea shells at a sea shore." It's an English tongue twister.
mufasa1028
Its "Sally sells seashells by the seashore"
forResearchPurposesOnly
A right bit saturated market
TheMonkeysAngst
haha this guy doesnt know how to use the 3 sea shells
pigoverthere
latchkeyleather
Fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, pussy. No need for them now.
opossumposse
It's like a little house that sea animals live in, gives them protection.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
, but that’s not important right now.
BrockEffingSamson
Now please explain the three seashells.
pigoverthere
mufasa1028
#3 I still don't get this
Pikkupanda
The idea is that “poetry” can look like “pottery” to a dyslexic.
mufasa1028
Ahhhhh, thank you sir!!