MixerOfMeows
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Nov 29, 2017 4:01 AM
MixerOfMeows
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EntranceJew
That's a Paladin.
DutchSpur
Archer
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
"Horizon Walker" do I get +2 to roles against flat earthers?
amstelx
I’m not a gamer mom, internet said I’m a Technomancer
SpitfireFade
Delegate, delegate, delegate!
MFCliffie
Necromancer.....sweet.
MartynMage
88 at the time of posting this.. Goddamn that’s perfect
deathsheep
Shadow.mancer, here to....mance your shadows.
jobberen
Stalker
CossackHD
Haha, reminds of when I was laying down on floor, on the back in school with a friend (dunno why) and there was a lot of people so 1/X
CossackHD
no one noticed us. Then a group of 3 gurls in skirts stayed right above us (still didn't notice) so we just stared up and giggled like 2/3
CossackHD
Beavis and Butthead (characters from old MTV show).
isyourTVrunning
Necro... No not philiac, the other one... no not phos... MANCER that's the one
WhatallWhatnot
Summoner. I'd like to summon more upvotes.
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
How about you summon a life. lol jk
TinyOctopus
Tiny Octopus obliges. Now give him the spicy tuna rolls. All of them.
7aman
I'LL SUMMON WITH YOU! *Spills over all the ingredients and causes a explosion*
eosinophilbasophilneutrophil
Does it count if you only have 2 digits in your reputation.. Cos it says I'm a wizard but I don't know if I deserve that!
PoisonInJest
Well fomenting changed your class
PoisonInJest
Commenting* that is
thetonestarr
Everybody's gotta start at level 1
Tiinymonkey
Stalker. Yeah, that’s about right.
TonyStarch
Me too
Coffeebeanbirthstone
Same tho
RaptoRed
PancakeFaker
Anuuuuuu cheeki breeki iv damke
CossackHD
Check my username ;)
PancakeFaker
Nice one.
holyguacamonica
Trap master
chocomallow
https://oglaf.com/trapmaster/
boblives
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
Me too but I though more https://pics.me.me/yoli-two-arent-those-trap-things-are-you-17542261.png
EmyLightsaber
I'm going to need some sauce on that
Drakengarde
Theurge? The only thing I have theurge to do is go grab a snack, and maybe a nap.
obscureusername
This gave me theurge to blow air out my nose!
LuzifertheDevil
Dark Knight. Looks like Gotham needs me.
CaptainDeadpool
Me to baby
CaptainDeadpool
Too* fuck
BossSnake
I only have 2 so I guess I'm a Knight.
AstronglywordedEmail
And now a techno-mancer.
Theiph
Berserker myself.
sharkbailwhohaha
You are now a fencer. Tadaaaaa!
Saintwing
You're now a Warlord, as of 11/29 at 10:08AM!
kotitonttu
Now you're a cat burglar! ... Your knight relatives may not be sending you any Christmas cards this year.
KingBoneJones
Whats a dragoon
iritebooks
As of now, you are batman!
DeathOfAStrawberry
Don't worry bud, as a battle priest, we'll go through these dungeons ourselves.
PoisonInJest
Now a Geomancer!
nicocycle
If you have negative points you become anti of whatever you are
BossSnake
Wow I'v been a lurker since a joined. Have never uploaded and barley ever commented. Now I'm here. Thanks everyone.
TrueHallucinations
Congrats, youve been upgraded to weapons master per time this was written
Karlkingofduckss
Idk I feel like once you see it it’s permanent and cannot be changed. Unless you want to buy a reroll for 9.99$.
CT5555Fives
Jodski
Hmm Soldier. Any chance of me getting 51poionts please?
high2
Loremaster hell yes
DogeRulesWow
Which is what exactly?
high2
In general loremaster is linked to bards and druids. Simply put, they are keepers of the lore (history traditions and whatnot iirc)
thefilthypieman
we should start a guild of loremasters or summink
IAmJohnnyP
What happens to the people with points in the single digits?
PoisonInJest
You tell me Loremaster.
Feriority
Commoner.
IcyLucario
NPCs lol.
barf1189
what is the difference between a witch, warlock, sorcerer, and wizard?
prismquartz
Warlocks get their powers from a diety. IIRC sorcerer gain powers from studying tomes.
JHawke
Wizards manilupate magic, sourcerers create magic. >_>
sarcZen
Wizards get power by study, like a scientist. Sorcerers get power by intuition, like a lazy genius. The others are loaned power 1/2
sarcZen
2/2 from some entity. Warlocks usually know their entity and may have a deal, witches are less clear on who their entity is or what it wants
barf1189
Holy shit had no idea these differences existed. Thank you!
Ralvuimego
100% depends on the terminology of the setting.
BloodyTheSecondBroken
Geomancer?? Welp.. I just hit rockbottom..
Dalaad
Geomancers are awesome (at least in ff3)
rockfireman
One of my favorite jobs from that game. They can be pretty powerful.
TheMossWillInheritTheEarth
Well I'll be happy for both of us then :D
YourWaifuIsTrash
Please, I'm a magician. At least you can earthbend, I just do card tricks and birthday parties.
totalsolution
Geomancers can be really op
BloodyTheSecondBroken
I mean.. yea.. but still.. I don't wish to be known as the stoner..
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
The fuck is a geomancer? I have no clue
BloodyTheSecondBroken
Ever seen avatar? It's a magic user that can control earthly elements like rocks, dirt etc.
totalsolution
a geomance in D&D which this seems to be about is a mix of Druid and Cleric. They get some nice additions and are generally pretty cool
TinyOctopus
Tiny Octopus is a Bard at the moment. However this could change at any moment. But for now, he's going to roll for seduction on you. *wink*
TheBlueMuppet
If that doesnt work, im currently a Binder.
animatronicvelcrorat
Nat 20, Tiny Octopus. Always.
BC2k2
So that's why there's so much tentacle porn!
Oleur
Bards... The cure and cause of most of the worlds monster problems.
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
@TinyOctopus is now a thief. He stole my warlord heart
AwkwardKeming
I was a philanderer when I checked, but with this comment I'm likely a stalker.
StrixxSlade
I got bard too and wanted to cry. But you made me feel better TinyOctopus!!
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Tiny Octopus' roll succeeds, I'm smitten. :)
TinyOctopus
Tiny Octopus is glad that you're safe. ;)
Jacko707
@330 am pdt... you are a trap-master.
bluechipmunk
I just missed bard, so I’m a dancer. I need all the seduction techniques, tiny octopus!
4TWookie
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO!!
TinyOctopus
TheFastpaws
But the children will look terrible Tiny Octopus.
WotsUhTheDeal
sulfuratus
Whose dad are you trying to seduce?
IllShowYouMyMassEffect
WAHOO BATTLEMAGE!
tithenfirion
We're gonna kick their asses! :v
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
I'm a beast rider! Yay Wolf calvary!
joshybones
Yea! Beast Riders!
Votvotavota
Cavalry*
chocomallow
With your user name I feel sorry for those wolves.
druu
Beast Rider reporting in!
anonaltone
Fellow Beast Rider's unite!
katirhi
Hear hear!
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Fuck off, Beast rider scum! I've graduated to Herald. Not sure what that is, but it's better I'm sure.
amber101988
What if you're in the negative? Am I just a peasant? :(
CyborgScribe
Your at 09 now. Welcome to your new life as a Fencer. Here is your foil.
fosterthefoals
En garde! Prêt? Allez!
circlebreaker
Goddamn it man... it's the last TWO NUMBERS of your reputation score. If it's -3, then your number is 03. This isn't calculus FFS.
jcstyles
circlebreaker...as in agent of the eel? or am i just hungry for malazan references?
circlebreaker
Never read them, although I know about them. Honestly, I couldn't think of something good, and was eating round crackers. It was satisfying.
amber101988
@circlebreaker Yeah... I got it. I guess joking can be hard to convey online. You seem really upset though. Are you okay?
kulganvaslor
-7 here
LordDarthGeek
Upvoted comment to 7. I guess you are a warrior now.
thegrimreaver
Technically -07 so Dragoon for you.
DaCrazyBeggar
-24 what the hell are you doing?
BurningChaotic
I downvoted a bunch of my own stuff to be a dragoon
FifthONovember
I'm one away from Dragoon, so close!
PieSpie
@ElbowDeepInADragon
FartingDragon
Yes? I was summoned.
PieSpie
these fine users in this thread want to be dragons. you know what to do.
FartingDragon
You have my word.
PieSpie
and you have my deepest* gratitude
BlueCanaryInTheOutletByTheLightSwitch
Holy shit, I got Bard! I play a bard in FFXIV!
prismquartz
Buff plz
ProfOakenshield
Bitch, play mage's ballad!
MrLunas
Mana song plz.
HowToBeSuccessfulAsaSerialKiller
Assassin? How fitting.
aleafonthewind
Huh. What're the odds?
bradday02
We are really close. I'm a gunslinger, but then again won't this comment upgrade me to Assassin.
TheDerpDoctor
Woo I’m at 99 so I’m a straight up wizard!
fives
snap
AngelDistortion
+1 “not anymore fucker”
candystud
Poisoner... herm... guys i swear you can drink this water!
IbuildRobots
Username checks out +1
Fluffycorn
Username checks out ..
grimvard
Not anymore..
mandadadada
Pugilist, close enough, I was karate champion of my city a couple of times
Votvotavota
What's a binder? Like, of spirits or?
Zarkai
By drawing their seals and speaking words of power, the binder summons strange entities, bargains with them, and binds them to his service.
Votvotavota
Ohh perfect
Zarkai
That's apparently the D&D class description or something.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
I got binder too. Sooo it's kinda like a necro?
Zarkai
Sounds more like a summoner or something to me tbh. I don't generally associate the making deals to call on them thing with necromancers.
totalsolution
You summon certain powerful ghosts and bind them to you, which bossts your own skills and/or body
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
So do I do the attacking or do I make the ghosts attack for me?
IsoPropylPotatene
Cleric. OF THE EMPRAH FUCKIN BOW DOWN OR EAT BLAM YOU COCKMONGLING HERETICS.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
I got ballistician, I thought it said ballstickian at first
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IsoPropylPotatene
I dance in the name of the emperor.
Wadzirra
Aaaannnnddd now you're a Loremaster.
MrCIA
Moving on to Berserker.
Mikeldi
Nice
Kennator64
At least you didn't end up a psyker (psion).
Cultistchan
Praise Chaos mother fucker!
IsoPropylPotatene
https://imgur.com/DMs4mZs
Lifepack1
https://youtu.be/IEGo41443iI
AstartesLibrarius
Shield Bearer. MY FAITH IS MY SHIELD, MY FURY IS MY SWORD!
DSFighter
As I type this, I am a Blade-Sligner, but with this one additional point, I become a Paladin. I am OK with both outcomes.
CountVorkosigan
Daz real funny dere humie... But 'owz ya spossed to do dat after I tear ya arms off?
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAELECTRICSPACEWIZARD
https://imgur.com/Wjwg6Za
CountVorkosigan
PrimarchVulkanXVIII
Templar,
v
PillowFortPolice
Necromancer! Awresome
HypocriticalBastard
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
UnfortunatlyIAmTheGodEmperorofMankind
Yes, for me
sunfuPandaVillain
Feriority
Clergy and hammers, eh? https://img.scryfall.com/cards/large/en/tmp/14.jpg?1509843446
IsoPropylPotatene
https://imgur.com/DMs4mZs (I don't have any good hammer smack images...)
sunfuPandaVillain
No one else will care but name spot on too