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Apr 12, 2018 7:52 AM
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babyheadeddeatheater
Oh meg.
Nysjar
I was introduced to the Megalodon when Nigel Marven stepped right through its mouth upright in Sea Monsters.
faynar
Wake up sheeple! We need to stop global warming before the sharks teeths shrink to nothing
stasy2021
Megaladon
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
More Oxygen back then...
Flyndaran
Only 2 million years ago, dude.
PracticalCuddles
Each generation gets wimpier and wimpier.
Boatsntoes
Pretty soon white sharks are going to be fun sized.
blowfishy
shinyRK9
Soon great whites will be small enough to be kept in our pockets
FlyingGiantElk
There’s a new film coming out called The Meg, about a giant Megalodon. I thought you should know.
macrochelys113000
Downsizing the organization...
sparkleband
At first glance I thought it was a leather glove folded as a joke-then I zoomed in! My mind is boggled at the size those creatures were
cronkey
Absolute unit.
ThatMonkeyFromCaptainPlanet
My penis is that little smudge on the great white tooth
cobracommander08
Megaladonadeo doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue but don’t let that stop what is sure to be a disaster
DringusKhan
Wow! Awesome pic.
Dolenmorgul
someone needs to brush
trikucian
At first glance I thought that was a historic cod piece ...
firedroke
They like to refer to themselves as Pre-historic ALT Right members now.
sjakiespretpaleis
Here fishy, fishy, fishy
ravnsulter
Are they all for sale somewhere?
rolldermort
Please tell me there are some Megheads in here? Steve Allen FTW
RandywithanI
The old nesting tongue stone trick.
ObliqueRay
In the background you'll see one of OP's mom's teeth being used as the floor.
HCMonk
Little known fact: The invention of Whitening Crest was a real game changer for sharks, their new found sexiness negating the need for size
Kvothefefe
Oh the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear. And he shows them, pearly white...
MoreAwesomerDan
This reminded me I may want whitening prior to my marriage...
GINGERPOWER4917
Why isn't this comment #1!?
macrochelys113000
Proof? Staring roll in Finding Nemo!
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Maybe now senpai will notice them.
TraitorousTrump3
Thanks, KenM!
GINGERPOWER4917
Why isn't this comment #1!?
AlexisWalker
It is.
paveyPuppyBaron
Best reply ever.
BigB84
This is my favorite comment ever, and I’ve been around
WereGonnaRockDownToElectricAvenue
Don’t you guys see. In like 100 million years, we’ll have little tiny great white sharks. That will be the day.
shackslam
Science will give us shark girls before that.
ChaotikWolfi
Wondering if I'd be ok with that o.o
ILogInToUpvote
And their smiles with shine like a thousand suns.
thejoeymonster
In a 100 million years they'll be smaller than a single cell
kalinroar
Anyone excited for the meg? It looks like it could be the exact right brand of stupid fun I'd expect from a film like this.
spoonassassin
I think people go into these films expecting intricate plot twists etc. Instead you should go into expecting giant sharks eatting shit!
khtad
I am phobic of sharks, so fuck and no.
TM93
Holy shit that movie is finally out of development hell? I remember reading the novels. Super guilty pleasure but I do recommend them.
TM93
God dammit replied to the wrong comment
Cincychaos
MRW watching the trailer
TM93
Holy shit that movie is finally out of development hell? I remember reading the novels. Super guilty pleasure but I do recommend them.
jonofthedead84
My friend showed me the trailer 2 days ago. I cannot wait for this movie
Applepotamus
KinderSurpriseMF
ME!!!!!!........
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
I’m stoked
NexiKuro
"what if Deep Blue Sea but also Jaws" the movie? Judging by the trailer it looks kind of stale, the big action scenes might be neat though.
rolldermort
I’ve been waiting for over a decade. I’ve watched the trailer far too many times for it to be healthy
yeahokno
It looks like a big screen version of the direct to video Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and Shark Attack 3:Megalodon combined
hardytardigrade
Is it a Family Guy spinoff?
Kvothefefe
Shut up, Meg.
DoubleSecretAgent
Yup. I'm surprised they got the likeness of Meg so close to the animated version.
MrWoland
It looked bad af imo. About as excited about it as I am about picking up shit after my dog
kalinroar
I just have a weakness for dumb ass monster films. I get it though not everyone's cup of tea.
Minilolita
Have you watched Pacific Rim?
kalinroar
Not the new one.
Cincychaos
Scarecrow Gone Wild, Skinned Deep, Santa Slay. Bring friends, prepare for glory!!