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LitterBoxKing
And then tens of millions of U.S. voters saw fit to vote for him once again.
nimeton0
Clockworkdancerobot
And that was when there were still people in charge at positions that STOPPED him. Today?
hopeforhumanity
People only remember the first and last thing. Well many. Not all but many....they remember voting for him and they remember he said people cheated.
Exdeath5000
The President was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn't stop to think if he should
nothingtolurkhere
Forget Donnie. America has dementia. So many things that unqualified him and they're quickly forgotten.
nintendolunchbox
He loves the poorly educated
fractalsphere
Technically YES we could 'nuke hurricanes' but then that would spread the nuclear fallout over a VERY LARGE AREA.
HamSlamwich
Yeah man you can nuke pretty much anything.
RElGNMAN
I know some of you are here because this might be the first you've heard of this and I have answers.
Yes he really said that, no that is not the Onion.
YES he is that fucking stupid.
nintendolunchbox
Don't forget the next day he used a Sharpie to make one of his lies look true.
BlackHoleSon01
Oh, he's even more stupid than that. He was warned to protect the strait if he attacked Iran. He decided he didn't have to.
Spoiler alert: Yes he did.
foxpotate
Even if you used the russian tzar bomba at full power it wouldn't be anywhere near powerful enough to do enough disruption with the sheer size of a hurricane. Then congratulations jackass: you just made castle bravo 2 electric butthole glue with a thermonuclear shitstorm. Oh and you absolutely fucking killed the poor bastards who had to drop that shit.
EndlingGer
I would still say it’s technically correct.
If you detonate a nuke where a hurricane may spawn, then the hurricane would not cause any kind of destruction. Because there would only be a crater left.
nintendolunchbox
He has a toy he wants to use. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
drdorman86350
That's exactly what a nail would say.
drdorman86350
Thank you for answering my question. Puts into perspective that humanities greatest weapon still doesn't measure up to Mother Nature.
foxpotate
Nature is a fucking beast. When you start comparing nuke blasts to volcano blasts all our weapons look paltry and you realize we are at the mercy of nature and all the stupid fights humans get into with each other over harmless differences are detrimental and stupid.