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Nov 28, 2015 1:37 PM
mummalikes2drink
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SeraphP
I drink skim milk only. Anything else is gross to me. I want to drink milk not cream.
dantecantrememberhernickname
I remember us watching scrubs and the ex saying "Brinner? Wtf? Why would that taste any different?" We tried it. We had it as a weekly meal.
Ulerin
Bacon pancakes https://youtu.be/cUYSGojUuAU
IAMLEGENDDDDDD
Is this cafe...in the park? YEEEAAAHHH
rasmis
I don't understand why people hate skimmed milk. It's not just water. It's milk. Hence the name.
artist336
it just tastes like water+milk, hence the joke
HowManyWalrusesCanYouEat
It's called a sandwich board, OP. (not trying to be a dick about it)
mummalikes2drink
It's called tbh idgaf lmao
USPS
Sandwhich boards are the ones you wear, (making you into a sandwhich), A-Frames are the ones on the ground outside coffeeshops and stuff
NirvanaNik
ALL the bacon and eggs
trawr13
Wait. What you probably heard is that I want a lot of bacon and eggs. But what I said was ALL the bacon and eggs.
HeroOfCanton02
Since I watched this show I've realized that when I'm sad I automatically want breakfast food... Bacon helps push the bad away
OnlyPostsGetRekt
150 cc intravenous bacon coming up stat
lipsticklesbian4869
Would you say it's Bacon Bad? I'm very sorry.
Volumnius
My Dad used to cook special breakfasts for my brother and I when we were younger. Breakfast always reminds me of that now
rossalupus
Crispy bacon and pancakes with syrup is the shit
Ulerin
https://youtu.be/cUYSGojUuAU
SirJimmothy
Skimmed* milk
antiproton
"Skim Milk" is not wrong.
SirJimmothy
Skim is a verb, that is all.
IAmAPandaButt
So if only we gave the Jews breakfast food during the holocaust it would of been a happier experience.
BecaauseImBatman
Would've been pretty easy too - they had the ovens right there
Afghaniscran
You're not wrong, it wasn't a pleasant experience all round but I assume being fed would've had at least a small positive affect
ChipmunkHunk
We're not typically huge fans of bacon.
QueenCousland
Bacon's overrated as a breakfast food. French toast is far superior.
ScreamedStableBoy
Shame, could have had a better experience
quicktochuckle
Would have*. I don't know how this trend started, but it drives me nuts. Sorry to be that person...
IAmAPandaButt
When I am sober I will say have but when I am not of loves to slip in.
ThePastySmasher23
People speak quickly, and it can be misheard. Simple as that.
OldManBitesTenderly
Because "would've".
quicktochuckle
Well yeah, I just mean I don't understand why people read it and don't immediately realize it's wrong. It just doesn't make sense.
StarryPlough
Skimmed milk. It's called skimmed milk.
Omega156
In most countries its called Skim Milk. As far as I know, only Canada and UK mainly called it Skimmed milk.
StarryPlough
Skim milk sounds like something you would call it if you misheard. It doesn't make any grammatical sense.
Omega156
Skim milk in general doesn't make sense, therefore the name works.
Cletus101
Bacon wrapped shrimp. My #1 favorite food wrapped around my #3 favorite food
Tohkin
Is it good?
TinyHats
What's your #2?
slipperygspotnastypose
a juicy weiner
smashpro1
Steak, probably.
fe1od1or
OP's mum.
SocratesOnDrugs
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