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......... but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.
Fp edit :-
1. Yes, it was a dad joke, 1 kid with one in the oven, will be dad of 2 kids by April.
2. Yes I waited till Sunday to post this.
3. Thanks for the laughs
Stay alive and keep kicking.
Lastly wash your fucking hands and stop hoarding toilet paper ffs.
Mockingbirb
themobileappisbroken
ihavepowers
Ceroeurista
NotTheSameAnymore
coronalmassejection
RedTailedHawk
OliverClothesoff70
He should use his Alien Magic Scientology Powers to cure himself and everyone else.
bathsaltsforbreakfast
Slevinwiz
SpiderDetective
My exact reaction to this post
yoshimaruTERA
annoyedOnion
Congratulations you're now on a scientology watch list (dw I probably am to)
ICantThinkOfAU
Travolta’d be under the most watch if this wasn’t a joke, going to a regular doctors in Scientology? That’s a paddlin’!
vxncxnt
ashgrave
Literally everyone everywhere who has so much as the sniffles is like, omg I must have the coronavirus. This panic is getting out of hand.
Equinox13
I wanted to buy some Tylenol for torn muscle pain. Entire medicine section at the store: completely empty. Just wash your hands, dang it.
elmonosabio
Take your upvote and get out of here.
NomDeImguerre
ScroopyNoopers0
So he's....stay'n alive?
AlmostScientist
Chevalpuant88
joelataupe
tReasonoustRump
PaperTiger274
EricPisch
Xenu will protect
InoffensivePablum
adamantski
remko
Hanfverbot
UpDog9000
Downvotemepussy
I don’t like this man much anymore. Used to like him, I only used to, too.
ThomasOrTom
Madmaxs7756
IBringLife
His movements are so perfectly timed, but her's.. are slightly off :( can't unsee
CptRobotNinja
Well hes a trained dancer and shes Uma Thurman
ElbowDeepInAJedi
There was a face-off between his doctors about treatment. In the end they decided to be cool and cover him in grease. Savages.
wrinklyflute
He was cured by some kind of medical phenomenon.
nando2au
Sounds like Pulp Fiction to me
bandashee
I thought he had to face off with doctors at some point. Mr Cage was there as well I heard.