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deathbytomato
I wonder if he's feeling it now
BecauseJimmy
Does this instantly kill the crab?
TrixiHobbitz
does beheading stat work on Mudcrabs?
CanadianBigFeet
Next! The nord in the rags!
caniseeyournughtybits
Damn knee seeking arrows
Strikyre
"Maybe the reason I always walked sideways was I never had anything to look forward to."
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
I have removed the faces of thousands of crabs.
CptJTuttle
"These storm cloaks sure are crabby." Hadvar probably
ClothoBuer
This snibs the snab
Tassyr
Perhaps not, stormcloak. But one of us won't be able to say -anything- tomorrow.
jspankmonkey
Next the salmon
keystotheairlock
This kills the meme.
josephofcanada131415
They get their revenge in fallout4
WilliamHuskerAdama
Do people really do this?
MonkHeadMike
Damn Stormcloaks
gethiptothewiz
BLUE CRABS MUFUCKA
vxncxnt
This picture actually really makes me sad for some reason
realwomenfightnaked
Same. I ususlly grab the legs and get the top shell off in one quick bash
derpisasderpdoes
Well yeah. Crab has impending doom and there's absolutely nothing he can do about it. Like an empathy. I get that
smoked2much
Man if you pry the top shell off but grabbing it's legs and pouring upward I the shell its the easiest and fastest way to clean em..
IvorJBiggun
Ryco make automatic machines to do that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl7U-f7e7Fw
smoked2much
Butchered the sentence a lil but you get what i was saying
DaxiaoD
Legends don't burn down villages
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Soooo, I recently installed some new mods and started a fresh game. This guy, this fucking guy, goes through his scripting as usual, 1/?
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
but then the second the headman raised his axe he stood up, and proceeded to fistfight the Imperials. This caused a huge fight that 2/?
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
wiped out all of the NPCs with no specific scripting. All the while I'm stood there unable to move, like 'WTF guys!?' 3/3
Actualdeadpool
I resurrected him successfully once. It didn't put the head back on.
Actualdeadpool
As fearless in death, as he was in life.
zePatata
Oh cut the crab!
Cochito
I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU
ifyoucandoitiprobablycant
Death to the stormcloaks!
EyeSeeNipple
skyrim belongs to the nords u imperial bastards
ThePitWimp
Justice!
SirShankalot34
Next, the Nord in rags!
IHaveAHotdogUpMyAss
wow okay you just triggered me, I identify as a Khajiit you racist Nord scum
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
I said, next prisoner.
TheGuyWhoOnlyPostsGIFs
To the block prisoner, nice and easy
Actualdeadpool
WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!
strideo
"OOOOH YEEEAAAH!"
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
*shouts in Draconic*
Ryanator50
so um... I've actually never played Oblivion. are there talking mudcrabs?
Actualdeadpool
I don't remember if one talks in oblivion, but technically in Morrowind one does. It sells shit.
Ryanator50
weird. I had no idea they were sentient.
Actualdeadpool
I don't think they are. I'm pretty sure it's just supposed to be an Easter egg.
Ryanator50
if it's in the game it's canon.
Actualdeadpool
Horses from now on must defy gravity!!