Aug 6, 2018 9:33 AM
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SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
bearhill2
I see you shitty newsflare watermark.
shinagami091
I see he painted himself into a concussion
bahadurak4711
Should never try to prove anything; especially when there is safety is concerned.
Sidewinder1018
Yeah, but how's the camera man gonna get out?...
Kole1015
In mother Russia Brake light brake you
drunkninjasmurf
*MissionImpossibleTheme* .... *RecordScratchNoise*
cjasso0601
Equally entertaining username v
Siegmier1
How'd you get hit by the car?
Fuzzynubz
ASingh12345
Oof
unclemeat70
Painted with lava apparently.
MackDyeWarships
When you fuck up and it just keeps getting worse.
MidlandRedux
Is this Russia again?
SaltyInternetPirate
The flatbed in the background has a UK plate, so probably not.
mox8
me on de_cache as a T
PatrickStarsFrontTooth
TheCalvinShow
Should have just stepped in the wet paint and repainted...
thirdbb
Is he ok or ded?
Solivoid
Anyone remember that scene with Ryan in Whose Line is it Anyway?
https://youtu.be/67iNkmENs9k?t=2m5s
YouDumbBastard
garethGod
Stiposnchanged
Thought he was destined for the paint tray, pleasantly surprised
dauntlessds
Instead he landed on the PAAAIIIINNNN tray.
LanceCorporalBadger
Surprise was less pleasant for him
Stife7
v
Snooj
What kind of man paints himself into a corner two feet from an open door?
Howinthefuckismyusernamealreadyinuse
TheLastBeerBender
He painted himself into a corner... of that truck.
Wouldn’t it have been easier to just walk on the paint then paint it again? He had the tray and roller right there....
Yes but people dont think like that.
TheMershedPerderder
That wasn't blood, just red plastic covering the directional. Thank God.
bingotown
If the video went for another couple seconds you'd very likely see a good deal of blood.
riderofthepurplesage
Blood is free, replacement lenses aren't
Lemau
My exact thoughts. Except the last bit went more like "Thank Fuck".
YouJustGotRickRolled
What if he bleeds red plastic covering though
callmethelizardqueen
Bleeding is much easier to fix than busted light, and that is one that gets you stopped so you HAVE to fix it ASAP, after dealing w/ the
gash I'm sure he got from hitting it. He is going to need some band aids and red tape!
DoubleNubbin
If he managed to put his head through the plastic I'd be amazed if there wasn't at least a bit of blood. Those things are tough!
CaptSweatpants
Thanks for clarifying! I thought his forehead popped like a zit
maxitaur
Sadly, a big piece that got knocked off landed in the paint
Meh, not a big deal. Roller's still there, even if the paint has dried a bit it's a garage floor and one mark won't be an issue.
MisterTrashPanda
"the directional". FOUND THE BRITISH GUY EVERYONE! HAHA! Tea and crumpets, jolly good!
BigManSam
I’ve never heard anyone from england say that
Actually, we in the civilised world call them indicators. Now totter back to where you came from, colonial cur. You're putting me off my gin
chcc
Also, they would be orange and not red.
I'm a girl from Pennsylvania... 0/2.
That's just what an exposed Brit would say...
And that's just what a racoon would say...
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
bearhill2
I see you shitty newsflare watermark.
shinagami091
I see he painted himself into a concussion
bahadurak4711
Should never try to prove anything; especially when there is safety is concerned.
Sidewinder1018
Yeah, but how's the camera man gonna get out?...
Kole1015
In mother Russia Brake light brake you
drunkninjasmurf
*MissionImpossibleTheme* .... *RecordScratchNoise*
cjasso0601
Equally entertaining username
v
Siegmier1
How'd you get hit by the car?
Fuzzynubz
ASingh12345
Oof
unclemeat70
Painted with lava apparently.
MackDyeWarships
When you fuck up and it just keeps getting worse.
MidlandRedux
Is this Russia again?
SaltyInternetPirate
The flatbed in the background has a UK plate, so probably not.
mox8
me on de_cache as a T
PatrickStarsFrontTooth
TheCalvinShow
Should have just stepped in the wet paint and repainted...
thirdbb
Is he ok or ded?
Solivoid
Anyone remember that scene with Ryan in Whose Line is it Anyway?
Solivoid
https://youtu.be/67iNkmENs9k?t=2m5s
YouDumbBastard
garethGod
Stiposnchanged
Thought he was destined for the paint tray, pleasantly surprised
dauntlessds
Instead he landed on the PAAAIIIINNNN tray.
LanceCorporalBadger
Surprise was less pleasant for him
Stife7
Snooj
What kind of man paints himself into a corner two feet from an open door?
Howinthefuckismyusernamealreadyinuse
TheLastBeerBender
He painted himself into a corner... of that truck.
shinagami091
Wouldn’t it have been easier to just walk on the paint then paint it again? He had the tray and roller right there....
MackDyeWarships
Yes but people dont think like that.
TheMershedPerderder
That wasn't blood, just red plastic covering the directional. Thank God.
bingotown
If the video went for another couple seconds you'd very likely see a good deal of blood.
riderofthepurplesage
Blood is free, replacement lenses aren't
Lemau
My exact thoughts. Except the last bit went more like "Thank Fuck".
YouJustGotRickRolled
What if he bleeds red plastic covering though
callmethelizardqueen
Bleeding is much easier to fix than busted light, and that is one that gets you stopped so you HAVE to fix it ASAP, after dealing w/ the
callmethelizardqueen
gash I'm sure he got from hitting it. He is going to need some band aids and red tape!
DoubleNubbin
If he managed to put his head through the plastic I'd be amazed if there wasn't at least a bit of blood. Those things are tough!
CaptSweatpants
Thanks for clarifying! I thought his forehead popped like a zit
maxitaur
Sadly, a big piece that got knocked off landed in the paint
CaptSweatpants
Meh, not a big deal. Roller's still there, even if the paint has dried a bit it's a garage floor and one mark won't be an issue.
MisterTrashPanda
"the directional". FOUND THE BRITISH GUY EVERYONE! HAHA! Tea and crumpets, jolly good!
BigManSam
I’ve never heard anyone from england say that
DoubleNubbin
Actually, we in the civilised world call them indicators. Now totter back to where you came from, colonial cur. You're putting me off my gin
chcc
Also, they would be orange and not red.
TheMershedPerderder
I'm a girl from Pennsylvania... 0/2.
MisterTrashPanda
That's just what an exposed Brit would say...
TheMershedPerderder
And that's just what a racoon would say...