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Ezekiel 23:20
30 Days of Blaze
[humor] and that sums up SJW's...
Hey guys. @Gamma169 sent me a message about a video game he's working on to pay off college. Here it is if anyone is interested in helping him out: http://imgur.com/gallery/5Cxev
grovberg
Whoa whoa whoa are drummers considered attractive now?
Ahmealya
I read the second to last one in Daniel Radcliffe's voice...
Mechanophilia
I think the guy ya'll are looking for is @TheDownVoteFairy
Chronk
Context for Eze. 23:20: An allegory for how Samaria and Jerusalem 'prostituted' themselves through alliances with other nations and idolatry
AnythingIsAToyIfYouPlayWithIt
And here I was thinking it was a Biblical version of the size matters debate.
Kgeezus
You even lift cupcake? -ripped baby Jesus
TotalSmartAss
Sorry Jaden, but I an't buyin' it. Hell, I'm not even renting it.
KiLLUMiN4Ti
I hate when people ask "where am I going to be in 5 years?" C'mon guys I don't have 2020 vision.
KayDigs
How many years have you been waiting to use this joke?
SlightlyRacistBanana69
*stares at your posts, sighs, upvotes sadly*
wafflesho
From 2020: ????????
Gpof
Omg... just take it
binkybow
this joke is beautiful and we only have 5 more years to use it
q2grapple
*only until the end of 2015 to use it
pinkparaiah
This joke is so last year.
zieg777
Ripped baby Jesus is hung
Pizzzzzza
he does even lift
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
#11 really made me giggle.
unculteredswine
That Kanye one is spot on. Except for the fact that Kanye never makes mistakes and nothing is his fault
sowetoninja
Just like teens complaining about baby-boomers like they know what the fuck they're talking about.
okhi
"You people ruined everything for me!"
fosco669
"i don't think he's that bad" - hitler
princessfakecake
Ezekiel is in the Old Testament, those two are clearly reading chapters well past the four Gospels of the New Testament. I have hobbies.
OSCgal
I know, right? That's like II Timothy or something.
itsybitsyspider
And also, Ezekiel was calling Israel and Judah a nation of whores for selling themselves out to idolatry.
jnoahj
Fun fact Ezekiel 23 is a metaphor for how corrupt and evil Israel and Judah were.
itsybitsyspider
This. It's like how we say one nation is another nation's "bitch" or "pet
iTotallyMeanEverythingISay
As a male, that is literally the job that I want after college. Where do I apply?
Perdvert
wtf grandma...
eglinton
Every time I stumble on one of these in random I end up going through a bunch of them, then question why my work's not done at end of day
milesdavissmiles
Caesar = Kanye
OGParseltongue
Well, what do you expect when you wear a penis shirt on tv?
BabyEatingObrian
The 'hell yeah, motherfucker' kid looks like a young Guy Fieri..
LordLittlepants
His name is Bob Offenberg, also called 'Zanger Bob', which translates as 'Singer Bob'. He's a little bit older now :P
missladymondegreen
or the kid in "Sandlot". in my head, when i saw him i heard "YOU'RE KILLING ME, SMALLS!!"
catscookiescomedy
I promise myself that certain days are going to be really productive, and then I just sit on imgur for hours.
verbumdroll
I have a midterm tomorrow; yup still on imgur
motittiesmoproblems
Doing that right now
Thatoneguyfromthatonemovie
I was going to write a letter of introduction for an internship, but instead I'm typing this.
nicolas17
I don't even lie to myself like that anymore. Imgur all the damn day. I need help D;
TrySARAHtops23
I have a quiz over all of the cranial nerves tomorrow morning...and here I am on imgur
MadameLestrange
I told myself I was going to bed early last night. Nope, Imgur until 3:30 AM. "Ok, I'm seriously going to bed now" *clicks next image*
leftypride
I went to school today and then didn't go to any of my classes
LordofGoats
Today is that day!
l0serish
I was going to go on a hike 3 hours ago
BetterLateThanPregnant
I've been trying to do that every evening since the daylight savings time change...but Imgur happened.
l0serish
You understand me. Lol
educatorinthemaking
grandma is getting real deep these days
Sugabus
#16 really bothers me in a Guy Fieri way that I'm going to have a hard time shaking.
Tazwell
Can you explain it? Having a brain fart. How will it be 420 for a month?
shouldbecookin
4th monh, year '20.
bigtastybacon
OH YEAH I FOUND PEGGY SUE IN USERSUB, THAT'S LIKE FINDING A POT OF GOLD
PalpableNonsense
Only instead of a rainbow, it's at the end of a shitstorm.
joannasaurusrex
I found a Peggy sue post in users? No way! *must think of something funny and witty* ... *fails* :'(
WhitneyHoustonWeHaveAProblem
But you didn't fail in my heart.
joannasaurusrex
Thank you <3
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
I feel like baby boomers broke off every rung from the property ladder and are now fucking me with them one by one.
helloyesthisis
Ironically, most of the kids I've heard whine about baby boomers had a very privileged childhood.
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
Is that ironic? You can still feel the weight of their mistakes and shortsightedness even if you're from a privileged background. (1)
helloyesthisis
You had a privileged childhood *because* the baby boomers provided it. Now that you're grown, you can make your own way. Just like they did.
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
Right, I get you. I don't agree entirely with your logic. But yeah, sure.
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
And realistically, one could argue that those from a more privileged background are perhaps more likely to connect those dots together.
cndianguy21
That Billy Eichner one though!
ItsAlwaysWineOClock
I feel as if the movies would be worth watching if he actually played Christian Grey.
NachoPete
I have no idea who he is and I am not motivated enough to use the Google.
WorkLurker
You're not alone.
MykillMetal
Dammit nachopete. Watch Parks and Rec and join us in this amazing media sensation before we all murder you...
NachoPete
Hmmm... I do like facial hair and libertarianism...
Niffty
Is that the guy from Parks and Recreation? Craig?
emfitz245
You should watch his Billy on the Street segments. They're hilarious!
neverendingbreadstick
Why yes he is! Hence the all caps.
Niffty
I didn't know his name and thought he looked familiar. I instantly read the quote in his voice though lol.
cacalynn11
Yes! And he just cares TOO MUCH!
boobert
I need to go lie down for forty five minutes. No! An HOUR! A FULL HOUR
steph2oo9
I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND IF YOU CHOOSE THAT ONE!
MeSoMerry
Is there a medication you're on that you either took way too much of, or didn't take today?
DefinitelyNotAnAssassinHidingInAHaybale
Oh, I have a disease alright! It's called CARING TOO MUCH! AND IT'S INCURABLE!
MeSoMerry
Also, I have eczema
ibuildstuff
EroticZombiePants
Yes it is.
NSPike
I must be missing something, I have no idea what that one was about. 420? Blonde children? Wat??
triggernometry
420 blaze it (pot joke, images are poking fun at infantile pot worshipers)
KuuroiYuki
420 blaze it bundle of sticks
HoleCamels
Is his name actually Smash Mouth?
ibuildstuff
Wikipedia says Steve Harwell, but who's gonna recognize that? At this point, lucky anyone remembers Smash Mouth.
serella
They'd remember if he'd just EATEN THE DAMN EGGS
Snowchill
Caesar then proceeded to organize a campaign against said pirates, and captured and either outright killed or crucified them. Just saying
MaximumBork
Looks like there was a Caesar of some sa-Lads
Sakkura
He was merciful and had their throats cut before they were crucified. Good guy Caesar.
GuyFieri4life
Ha, classic.
KeysKittell
Nice reference lana
CapnJackSparrow
Also, they were Cilician pirates, not Sicilian
whade
and then deduced his ransom from his taxes
SeanVsInternet
He killed them before he crucified them. He promised first to crucify them and they laughed, then after the poetry and stuff though he (1/2)
SeanVsInternet
(2/2) got to know them and got along ok so crucufiction was a bit harsh but he had to honour his word, so killed them & crucified the bodies
WritingUnderTheMountain
That's some bad juju right there.
MagpieChristine
I just finished reading this part of "Fortune's Favourites" Glad it's top comment here. (I highly recommend Masters of Rome to everyone)
LabyrinthCharm
He was pretty badass like that.
eggmuffin
After hearing the pain of the first few, he had them disemboweled instead. That's squeamish by Roman standards.
LightningMcQueensStuntDouble
Thank you history side of imgur.
kanyebest
For this and other tidbits of Roman history, listen to the Emperors of Rome podcast.
LightningMcQueensStuntDouble
Did they think his poetry wasn't fire?
SecundusNesos
Source for all this: Plutarch's Life of Caesar, 2.1-7.
Aranyszin
After telling them, over a drunken feast they threw in his honor, that he would have them all killed.
Idownvotepeoplewhopointoutreposts
And then took the silver that was paid as hus ransom.
arsamatoria
I am so happy that this is top comment.
LordofGoats
One of my favorite stories from history times.
MrFiend
Xena was on that boat.
imadogperson
I'm really sad they didn't made the Julius Caesar spin-off from Spartacus.
CatSnakePlissken
Okay so there's a TV show? 'cause I was thinking classic movies and thought "There were defs Caesar movies. Cleopatra. Julius Caesar. Others
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Rome. The show you want is called Rome. And there's two seasons of it.
imadogperson
No. That has 1 season with the end of the life of Caesar. I'm talking about something different.
JLimages
Must have not liked his poetry
BrightRedBottom
Sharing poetry wasn't as lame as it is today. No TV, nor even any widespread availability of literature. People made art for each other.
Zorroinabox
I don't think it'd lame at all. My friends and i still write and draw for each other. I love getting their letters
copingcabana
Makes me think the poetry reading was Vogon torture.
jazzhead
Ah freddled cicilian pirate, Thy micturations are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee...
omgycantigetaname777
My thoughts exactly...
rennautogirl63
JonestownClassPresident
Oh the one about how Israel was a slutty country and couldn't live with its own king/God and chased other nations lifestyles. See. Context.
routelg
Quotes out of context are the best quotes
DorthLous
I'm sorry, but she's clearly towards the end of the Bible, not where Ezekiel is! If anything, she's in King or James...
AxelYamanaka
She's in Romans, probably. Or Titus.
minabear
If you look through medieval images, all babies were depicted as miniature real people. This is before naturalism came in. Boom Art History
mechanimated
Maybe babies were just buff back when they had jobs plowing the fields instead of being weights around their parents' necks like today.
AxelYamanaka
Now how about you get back to that job. Oh wait, you took art history, never mind.
minabear
I have a great job. Pays well too.
Persagax
I was under the impression that babies often looked like adults because babies were terrible models and wouldn't sit still.
AllInGoodTime
I like how you seem to be saying that babies aren't real people
minabear
They're not. They're small, bald, strange, and sticky.
AllInGoodTime
My very limited experience of babies does confirm that they seem to perpetually ooze some kind of sticky moisture, which is pretty strange.
MadPoopah
Also because most of the time when they were depicting babies, they were Jesus or saints and were draw as mini adults to show their wisdom
JonesEnemaBagJones
Also Jesus was frequently depicted as "older" looking to make him look wise/old soul-ish. Boom religious symbolism in art history.
minabear
Totes! These all intermingle. :)
JonesEnemaBagJones
Honestly my favorite part in art history. I'm so fascinated by religious symbolism!
TheOKCanyon
OR it means that babies in the middle ages actually looked like miniature adults and they didn't look like they currently do until recently.
minabear
I like you
spacebeers
Or because the artists used male adult models. Ever look at the females in Michaelangelo paintings? Awfully masculine and muscular
minabear
Michelangelo was Renaissance where they begin to worry about naturalism, but you're not off base either.
SAWhowhatnow
I'm still confused on why that means they depicted babies as buff dudes and not like actual babies.
minabear
You'll see buff dudes, you'll see normal dudes. Just like there are differently shaped fully grown men.
SAWhowhatnow
Yeah, but there are no babies with rippling abs.
mechanimated
Imagine shrinking an adult rather than drawing an actual baby. It was the same idealism applied to grown up dudes but miniature.
SAWhowhatnow
Ok... but that's not a baby. Baby's don't even lift, bro. Ever.
KayDigs
True fact: all babies can do a pull up. Just one, like me in middle school.
mechanimated
Sure, but I guess they just didn't like drawing babies back then. Hell, plenty of the ladies were dudes with tits. Dudes were number one.
SAWhowhatnow
But why didn't they like drawing babies back then? It's not like all women were all F-cups and Kardashian asses
catspjs
I found the downvote fairy http://imgur.com/RfMEqR0
catspjs
http://imgur.com/c7L2SHh
ZuluQueenOfTheDwarfPeople
That doesn't prove anything. Y'all just bullied someone based on a rumor that holds no proof. Good job guys, way to be hypocrites.
impoverishedWASP
Plot twist: YOU are the downvote fairy!
Pasare
I've definitely framed people as downvote fairies.
Mechanophilia
Gosh you guys are mean
AlphaDoll
That really doesn't prove anything :l
iamireland
You're an idiot, you can't actually tell. Congrats on your witch hunt.
ZuluQueenOfTheDwarfPeople
I would like to point out that he was the last to comment and has two points so someone else HAD to upvote his comment. That same person 1/2
ZuluQueenOfTheDwarfPeople
is probably the one who downvoted the others hoping to cause a problem. 2/2
NotAmused1001
And the worry about useless internet points continues.
Waxsmile
What if the downvote fairy was someone who didn't comment, thou? Is this really a reliable way to find a DVF?
AWdeV
Better yet does it even fucking matter?
Saxit
Or you know, because he happened to post just after everyone got downvoted.
makethismeme
::Scrolls to see bad comment::
fartharder
People like this make me sick.
MoodyOfNorway
he ded
Scottasaurus
I like how he was struck down by everyone after you posted this.
AWdeV
He probably didn't do anything you absolute waffle. Hell, it's more likely YOU did it and set him up. Goddamnit, you imgurians are a-holes.
DidItForScience
How do you know it was him? I'm kinda confused here.
CanadianParadox
They don't.
Duskorn
They don't and they're mob downvoting him, I feel bad for the guy :(
tytyga
@MullettMan ganna be the new @fartharder
AWdeV
Yeah and that's some bullshit too.
mremaknu
Way to be an asshole, asshole.
catspjs
Really? All I did was show a screenshot, unlike you who seems content going around calling people assholes, asshole.
frostedweasel
I'm so confused!
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frostedweasel
Ahh. Thank you.
AWdeV
They didn't. Someone was accused of doing so and was then downvoted to oblivion over nothing.
frostedweasel
Ahh. Thank YOU!
MullettMan
wtf? I just got on imgur now to this. I've never downvoted people to get my comments up. Hell, I only upvote people who comment on my posts.
InternetLawyer
I'm just commenting so you'll upvote it.
ZimaZang
Upvoted all of your comments. Hope it helps.
MullettMan
It's just nice knowing there are people like you who don't have a witch hunt punch card.
iamireland
I can't say that you didn't do it... but I can't say that you did.
MullettMan
Why would I try to do that on a Peggy Sue post that is going to the front page though? 1/2
iamireland
I don't follow your logic but I also don't care.
MullettMan
When that screen shot was taken, there were only 9 comments. 2/2
Vicentum
sorry man. This place, like any other, is full of idiots
MullettMan
I'm just glad that there are people like you and the others who are trying to help.
TheCatManMightPeerIntoYourSoul
I think you were wrongly accused. I gave you about 50 upvotes.
MullettMan
Thanks dude. You're the part of the imgur community that I know and love.