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Apr 12, 2016 11:47 AM
Pojut
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AngleBottomley54
Cold, black ,and bitter
donalbaine
I like my women like I like my coffee, in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey.
kutison
I like my slaves like I like my coffee. Free.
LorTheMighty
I... wait... what does this mean... What... why is this portrayed by the Plague Knight? WHAT?
darksideoftheunicorn
I like my women like I like my floppy disks, FAT and 16
MinervaSways
I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup.
HappinessIsaColdPint
Always my go to "How I like my coffee" joke. +1
EdgarABro
I like my women like I like my coffee: I have a caffeine addiction and I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
IDidntSeeMyLifeLikeThisIDontKnowHowToGetOut
http://imgur.com/tdEEhX3
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
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DixieDeadbeat
I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold, black, and not asking so many God Damn questions.
PinkSoDancy
I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee
JohnnyCashedOut
I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke
vondeluth
But for real tho, never ruin a good whiskey like that.
JohnnyCashedOut
Definitely not lol
EyesofHorus
I like my women like I like my wine - 14 and in the cellar.
Trish02111
+ 1.. these comments are gut-busting.. coffee w/o pubes. Lol.
imNotChrisPratt
I like my women like my coffee: hot and from third world countries
wherearetheavos
Third world country girl reporting in... I'm not hot though, would you accept tepid?
imNotChrisPratt
Haha, fair enough! I will also accept cold and bitter.
GreasyHorrorShow
I like my women how I like my coffee: full of cream and accidentally left on the roof of my car.
Jerthanel92
Good one
DominicTheBombinic
+1 for shovel knight!
gambronus
I like my women like I like my coffee: no pubes
ocegur
So, little girls?
StephenStrangeMD
Cold, black ,and bitter
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Oprah?
Nyamh
SAVAGE
FrigidMage
I like my women like I like my coffee, Cold and bitter.
MrBiscute
I like my women like i like my wine: 12 years old and in my basement
icwatududther
I like my women like I like my classic cars, disassembled in my garage.
RabidHobo
I like my women like I like my liquor; extremely alcoholic.
BenAustin96
I like my women like I like my steak: medium rare
GTimgur
I like my women like I like my coffee: brown. Or any colour really.
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
You will arrive along the old road,
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I like my women like I like my coffe, cheap and found at the corner of gas stations.
Toovy
Cold and bitter for me. Cold and bitter.
WhatsThatFunkySmell
I like my Women how I like my coffee. Very hot and all over my nuts.
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LMeire
I think that joke was supposed to have used "toffee", it makes more sense with caramel or molasses.
WhatsThatFunkySmell
I know what I said.
dankFlav
Whatd u say bro itgot deleted
NeverTrustABleachedAsshole
Apparently you like them all over your face
blueknot
That's the only way this makes sense, actually.
Murdocm
If you say so, Plague Knight
yourfriendlyneighborhoodferalcat
I understand this reference
LMeire
That's a doctor.
BlankMage
Well, I mean, he's certainly an expert chemist, so I'm not going to put that past him.
WizardMcMagic
Plague Knight is a plague doctor themed knight from the game Shovel Knight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUHZalFwTAY
Danglebutter
I like my women like I like my coffee, covered in bees!
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Matt?
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
http://imgur.com/nrZpaQ5
PendingDreams
In a plastic cup
DVSBSTrD
What the fuck am I doing? I'm COVERED IN BEES! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
SomethingOffensive
I like my women the way I like my coffee. Full of my own semen.
meatcactus
Maybe you should switch to decaf
ilikecheeseburgers
dmjfourth
Came looking for this. Not disappointed.
Illyric
BardRaconteur
What's this?! Bees swarming your woman? Nothing a large influx of bees can't handle!!!
TRUELIKEtheRIVER
DOCTOR BEES
daredude
Eddie izzard :-)
neondemonn
Sauce?
Danglebutter
per your request sir/madam https://youtu.be/Xs-tl6GBOBo
neondemonn
Ty
bonkerfied23
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11116/111167334/4798827-6630811077-DBees.jpg
Buckbeak1486
What is that from, again?
bonkerfied23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
childofbabylon
This has never been more relevant.
Zaayl
A large influx of BEES ought to put a stop to that!
GoldenFloor8
The addition of yet more bees has only made the issue worse!
ProfessorWasp
I feel OFFENDED by that picture!
orangechocolate
cake or death?
Danglebutter
Long-ears, along the s'hide.
BrianThunderSnakeJuiceSpokesman
Well we're all out of cake.
IWillSingWithYou
So my choice is 'or death'
Omnomberry
Death please .. no, CAKE CAKE cake, sorry