IsNice
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Every single time...
Jun 21, 2017 8:33 AM
IsNice
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sventacklebox
Damn it... Duck you +1
TimLippe
Meh, it's all relative. +1
AdditionNumberOne
+1
ITSDOWNTONABBEYNOTDOWNTONBABBY
imaginedear
As long as you keep it in the family
Gorga
What about all the seconds in between?
Pensionar
Why torturing yourself like this?
curtis255
I thought you just took a screenshot of my girlfriend's phone alarms...
Kacesofaceis
BlackBeautyAnkara
Scottchr
medsal15
Satin1
MightyMayhem
Badjokescommentskindarelate
chrizyo
I second this.
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
RealLifeOfPie
This made me realize that I've just given up on being able to read small print.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
You'll know what the small print said when your first child is born. Best hope you didn't sell it to two corporations.... that'll be trouble
ohwhereohwhereismyhairbrush
It's all in the minute details.
Aym42
Come back when it's in hundredths.
thelastzucchini
That's clever
Deathbychocolateandpoison
I wonder how's that working out for OP...
birthdaybaboon
Tempted to look for typos, but I'll resist...
magmadar
im not reading all that shit wtf
exittoshell
Beats the crap out of actually working.
KateTheWolf17
I don't get it.
KateTheWolf17
OOOOOH. HAHA I GET IT NOW.
TheFreshPrinceOfImgur
OH GOD ITS HILARIOUS
BillogUncle
I don't have any time to think of a witty response, because you have it all the time
godcixelsyd
Tiiiiiiiihiiiihihiiiiiiimmmeee..... Is on your side. Yeeeesss it is
ExtremelyHappyGuy
You know.... it's not polite to swear.
EmptyMySpine
Ba-dum tssschh!
Nikuz
Ah, I get it
Rampagingtrombone
AuraChanneler
You only got an infinitely small fraction of them. You need to go by Planck times, not by minutes.
GuardsmanMiku
yes however when people ask for 'the time' they generally mean time on a 24 hour clock to the nearest minute, so its still semi-correct
MerToo
Oh God I thought we were done with Plancking and into those stupid spinner things...
Shaggieh
not seen here: the very rare leap second
khora
24:00
XenistoReal
=00:00
Kakvokuce
Truly every single time
Flagrum
Thank god he doesn't post every day ...
justpointingouttheobvious
What about the time in between 0:01 and 0:02? Does that time not exist as well?
Mechlai
I dunno man, you could go further to include milliseconds
SuperiorPosterior
Why just a picosecond ago~ Clear blue skies~
IsNice
https://track3.mixtape.moe/zpkvfj.gif
zged
That's cool lol
nickiwoll
Only 4.5 MB? Wowzer.
Kakvokuce
Truly every single time
Mournclaw
No, I'm not going to fall for the "gif" ending and start looking where it moves >:[
Codingale
Probably a gif to save file space, since it is a decent format for still images.. Unsure if it compares to jpeg compression though..
Rymdblomma
I would argue that time is continuous and that it is therefore impossible to list every single time
tehwilsonator
I'd argue that time doesn't exist and therefore listing it is a concept that isn't even meaningful outside of anthrocentric convenience
BearToof
Is it not cool that within a finite amount of time, Say for a minute, that there is an infinite amount of times. Duuuddeee.
SovereignPhantasmia
While I agree that it's a subset of the real number line, I'm gonna go take a walk for π√2 minutes.
IShouldHaveLeftHereHoursAgo
What if time is quantized?
SatansLeftNipple
Have you considered that even if time IS continuous, our methods of measuring it aren't?
Yuken
But we do measure seconds for example. Why are there no seconds?
SatansLeftNipple
There are no seconds in the same way that there or no meters. Or inches. They're just made up. They don't exist in the real world.
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
but not that one time
JXRaiv
Mechlai
That thing you did there... I see it :P
CaptainStevenRogers
Should have done 3:32
HowDoIMemes
4:20
sulfuratus
You missed an Imgur inside joke there, buddy
HowDoIMemes
Yep. Enlighten plz
mattpaden77
What am I looking at?
aVeryParticularSetOfSkills
A list of wake up calls...OP is the Lord of the Rings.
TrazynTheInfinitePlus1
He meant the sentence literally, he just posted every single stamp of time.
HenryDorsettCase
all the time
Tollo92
A quality shitpost
DeakVanNyke
zoom in
IRipTheBiggestFartsOnMyWifeInBed
I did. Was not disappointed
cptwott
Wait a minute...
whogivesashitnobody
Fuck you.
Magnulor
But 0:00 is 12 AM nothing is missing move along now.
bIueart
Just think about it for a second now... Take your time...
Scahrossa
I wish to second this!
Queefsharts
Oh I finally got that.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Warte mal eine Minute.
rbudrick
Wal mart is not minute.
Crawley
Minute minutes
Counterfit
Looks like a full 24 hours to me
Anonymonocle
Which minute?
Silmariella
A cotton-pickin' minute.
FrozenSteel
Take your time...
Diddyu
Yes.
KendovDoRah
all of the minutes
SuperiorPosterior
Hold on a second...
BadLuckBrody
The question isn't hour, but why?
dohctergsx
What's goin' on here...
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
One moment please...
SuperiorPosterior
https://track3.mixtape.moe/zpkvfj.gif There, I got seconds.
xbiu
Missed the one minute that has a leap second (:60) occasionally
DukeDarkwood
Only occasionally. It's not even on a regular pattern like Leap Days are - the rate of slowing cannot be accurately predicted in advance.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
They could make it predictable if they just oriented all the runways north-south.
GoldenSun3DS
Hold on a millisecond...
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Hang about for an hour...
MisterOp
REST FOR A MILLENNIUM IN AN UNWAKING SLUMBER
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Alrighty then
lintwizard
I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog!
MrShieldy
Die.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Live.
Mcpeepeepants
Do seconds not exist?
bendomino
#FAKETIME
ratfaceddog
Yeah, they happen during the minutes.
Telruin
Do hours exist? Does a shadow exist? Or darkness?
IsNice
https://track3.mixtape.moe/zpkvfj.gif
solarshado
Well played, sir.
Rip901
You forgot about milliseconds
sanelyInsane
and microseconds....
petroach
I feel it's a bit unfair for those of us who English is not our first language. But it was nice, anyway.
FayeInMay
As a german I struggled for a minute :D
baslak98
ELI5! ????????
petroach
The title says "every single time", the image contains every minute, hence it contains every single "time"
baslak98
Did not find it funny tho
SMforreals
This took me too long and now I realize that I am stupid.
squintish
At least we've gotten that out of the way now.
SatoriEnlightenment
I disagree. For I am not stupid. But it did take me a while. Yes.
CondescendingCunt
...and you would've realized that far sooner if you weren't so goddamn stupid.
SMforreals
Right.
TinyLiehon
As long as you're not LamaLeafOnTheWind stupid
LifeIsPotato
Soviet :D
MaximumRadius
I kept looking for one that was "wrong", until I figured it out...
1TrueKingInTheNorth
It took me too long also, but that's because I was looking for a joke and it turns out there wasn't one
ohforf
aVeryParticularSetOfSkills
It's about time.
KimmyPage
...OOOOhhh, I get it now.. lol
LightningQueen
My friend is stupid too can you please explain it to him
thenextamadeus
"friend" it's okay to be stupid sometimes man
SatoriEnlightenment
When?
keeskeeshuughuugkeeskees
Just not every time
AliBarber
It's every single time
drakewarnock
FUUUUUUUU
JDay311
Oh wow, I AM stupid.
LeeroyTheBird
Ugh. God damn it. I get it now. Every single time.
natabus
Not This Second!
IsNice
https://track3.mixtape.moe/zpkvfj.gif
Hartdog7
Omg
degenerator
*every* *single* *time*
CatBlaster5000
FUCK
LimitDoesNotExist
Only minute precision.
IsNice
https://track3.mixtape.moe/zpkvfj.gif
AnakinItsOverIHaveTheHighGround
My friend is stupid² so can you explain even more
MareBranza
It is a list of all possible time combinations
SatoriEnlightenment
Every single time can be seen if you zoom in.
Fheuef
Can't zoom in, picture doesn't load when I make it fullscreen (phone)
tacomortal
But it's missing seconds...
IsNice
https://track3.mixtape.moe/zpkvfj.gif
SatoriEnlightenment
Make a better one.
dekket
Someone better say CHALLENGE ACCEPTED or I'm gonna be pissed.