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Sep 14, 2017 4:55 AM
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ElioNope
Would Ted Cruz approve though?
EyeSirius
Y'all if u were adopted or didn't know ur parents I would be DNA testing all y'all asses!
TheBIFFALLO87
He's just making up for all the years he wasn't there...
TurtIeproof
Maury Christmas, y'all.
chinarider1
ProxyPlayerHD
WhatTheFunkBro
This reminds me of oldboy
FleeseekstheMeeseeks
uponstrangeshores
This is amazing.
mrCheese7
So did she stop fuxking him???
FrogBotherer
reginald1648
https://imgur.com/t/rick_and_morty/jDflIrT
davidSpacePlayer
Reminds me, not watched Old Boy for a long time
Zokalwe
redjayhawker
Oldboyz in the Hood
SharkyTheDog
ME: "worst porn ever" TC: "i'll have to stop you right there"
HeatSeekingMoistureMissle
Oh boy? Don't you mean Oldboy
koinuchan
Aw jeez, that brings back memories. I had almost forgotten that shit.
Fitzandthefool
Came here to post about old boy, one of my favorite movies
Pbcarona
Isn't this the description of Old Boy.
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
This was somewhat hard to read.
3blindmicestolemycar
sowasvonsowas
If they were having sex... heck! Just the thought of it makes me wanna puke!
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
urmom9
BallerinaOfMemes
Yea I'm takin this
aluriilol
:O AWWWWWWWWWW
FridaMercury
Nah.
ReverseCard
DID THAT GUY JUST DIGITAL WHITEFACE ME??!!???!?
Nikolai5
You just used a gif with a black guy in it!! Digital Blackface!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TheSuperJohn
*internalized opression intensifies*
ashmenon
I'm...lost. Help?
ReverseCard
Better if you don't know.
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
I'm from Kentucky. This is a Tuesday people.
Wildzebucxl
That's some Kentucky shit right there
JamiesEPIRB
Well if you'd like a little more consistency come down to Alabama, this is everyday, not just once a week.
CelestialDancerChick
This comment made me literally laugh out loud!
TerriblePokemon
In my youth my church did mission trips to Paraguay, Uganda , Hazard Kentucky.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Welcome to Kentucky, population: 4.4 million, last names: 100.
MichaelConn
False; such activity once accounted for a small portion of the south eastern part of the state
OliverClothesoff70
azarza
I had to come back and upvote DT version on mobile.. ur the real MVP
Tyreezie
Yooooo, another Kentuckian. Your comment is unfortunately pretty true, gene pool isn't very large here.
BannedAssholes
I lived in Dahlonega, Georgia when I was younger. I dated three girls who all turned out to be cousins. Thankfully I never slept with 1
BannedAssholes
any of them. But I found out because of that that half the town was one giant family, and the other half was my family. I moved away 2/
BannedAssholes
Asap. No incest for me. 3/3
yuugian
Ah yes, the "KY" state. (can't talk, from AL)
KoopaKommander
Actually, today is Thursday in Kentucky. Way to show off our education system.
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Jokes on you, I went to private school
3cats2kids
I'm from Mississippi. We make Kentucky look good.
WineEmDineEm69em
KY's education system motto is "Thank God we're not MS". God bless you guys.
imhoots
MS *is* holding the anchor on the educational lineup.
Ryanator50
incest is much worse for black people
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
How so?
JARKB
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LittleGinger
Is it really? Or is that just a joke people make?
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
I knew a couple who were married eight years before they discovered they were third cousins.
dinosnore
It has to deal with families being so isolated when places like that were settled. Limited options. Check out the Blue Fugates of Kentucky
oddworldabesexxodus
Checked out. No pics but neat.
bestdamnusername
It used to be like that in the mountains, but not much anymore. Now everyone is just addicted to Meth.
justherefortheshitposting
It's not meth any more, it's the prescription opioids.
kamikazehindenburg
Genetic Sexual Attraction is a thing. This may be fake, but it is plausible.
justlurkinfornow
Met my cousin when at 22, he was 28. We didn't know at first. Made out once or twice but we felt really deeply connected. Turns out.. welp..
FWBatman
Thanks for that, kamikazehindenburg. Or should I say... TED CRUZ!!!
kamikazehindenburg
It was one of my, I mean his, staffers. I am totally not Ted Cruz, or a notorious serial killer. Nope.
peoplearetheproblem
Just ask Ted Cruz
Vybors
Where's the attraction? She was fucking him for school shoes.
Steps1000
You think he was with her to buy her school shoes?
Vybors
Uh... wrong way round, bro. I think she was sharing the act of love in exchange for goods and services. Not judging, tho - shit ain't cheap.
Raileks
The main thing that makes relatives unattractive is that you grew up with them. Living with someone, even unrelated, seems to do that.
PiroSlate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect
AlCoolAJ
Yeah, if twins split at birth and met later unaware of their relation they are likely to find each other attractive. It's weird stuff.
ashmenon
There's actually 2 gay guys in LA who hooked up and later found out they were twins.
AlCoolAJ
Yeah I saw that, as well as a M/F twins in Europe somewhere who were getting married and found out they were related. It must suck so much
ashmenon
True, but I couldn't help laughing about it.
ashmenon
It would be a great story to tell the kids. Assuming of course the kids survived the birth defects.
GormlessLiar
I have heard you are more likely to find people who have similar features as yourself more attractive. I guess your sibling is likely to
GormlessLiar
have that
AlCoolAJ
Yeah that's the idea behind it. Whereas siblings/close friends you grow up with you are likely to be completely unattracted to.
HolUpSoYouSayin
Who'd have thought that sexual immorality and a lack of family values would have consequences?
warslinger
This has litteraly nothing to do with your smug sence of superiority
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
*tips fedora*
iswim
How is having sex with an older guy you have zero clue you are related to either immoral or showing a lack of family values?
BillysLegendaryCrack
Lol you make it sound like it's an obvious outcome, like she should have seen it coming.
PlantainSuperNova
Bravo brave imgurian you somehow managed to make this about race. Hats off to you yah racist fuck!
HolUpSoYouSayin
What the hell does morality have to do with race? You're reaching pretty hard there, unless it's you who are subconsciously bigoted.
donevillena
"sexual immorality" lmao like get off your high horse
Blrp0
why is this upvoted
SomeCrazyNerd
What's that supposed to mean?
PlantainSuperNova
Its a thinly veiled jab at black people by way of racist stereotypes.
SomeCrazyNerd
It does sound a little bit too much like that. Although it can be understood as more purely a whiny Christian perspective on modern sex.
Kafula1106
Everyone has sex dude, chill
Lambdafish1
I don't :(
rabbiebabbie
Not even with yourself?
StoneThrowingDevil
Morality is fairly arbitrary, and as long as they're consenting adults, who really cares?
HolUpSoYouSayin
"Morality is arbitrary?" Keep telling yourself that and see what happens.
StoneThrowingDevil
My point is there is no fixed law of morality. It is constantly evolving as humanity and society does, no one has the final authority on it.
HolUpSoYouSayin
Oh God. You're really beyond hope.
StoneThrowingDevil
If the by 'hope' you mean clinging to outdated and unfair pressure that has no authority behind it then... yeah I guess?
Holmesl92
All these salty comments are hilarious. People hate being told there are consequences for immorality.
HolUpSoYouSayin
Thanks. I love it when the implicit reality pierces through and scares these little redditors. Personal responsibility horrifies them.
rabbiebabbie
You're so much smarter and more mature oh wait no you're just a smug nerd lol
BreadyStinellis
What immorality? Being sexually active isn't immoral. It's human nature at it's core.
Holmesl92
Rabid promiscuity, casual sex with someone you dont know, having multiple children outside of marriage, having multiple children without 1/
BreadyStinellis
I stopped listening at "rabid promiscuity". You're a nut. Enjoy your sexual repression, guilt, and shame!
Holmesl92
a father. Having a mother who doesnt even know who your father is, and then propagting that irresponsibility by having more children 2/
Holmesl92
without any kind of family structure. Seriously, how far have we slipped when you can seriously look at this OP and think everything is A-OK
BobbyBobbston
OKAY WAIT RIGHT FUCKING HERE. "Having a mother who doesn't know who your father is" is immoral? What are you on, cause I don't want it!