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Apr 23, 2024 12:18 PM
whoatherebigfella
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BladeTurMoiL
Those lose moisture any time i try to travel with them. Putting them in a wallet is probably a waste.
2old4
I bet a quarter that will be the biggest understatement I will hear in the next hour.
Icantevenbruh
I thought the outline of my coworker’s phone pop socket was a condom.
HeadJamistan
NomDeImguerre
Ijustwantquiet
AdrianDunne
The little sachet of spicy stuff that comes with some ramen is always good to have.
Qpock
RalphH
ximzadix
Tjitso
And if you do get lucky, you can clean it first
prufock
A wallet can carry two things.
taez555
darthstormer
DaBaDoop
Had to make sure someone posted a variant of this. Well done , mortal. I commend you.
mikecaa
Carry both and remain optimistic, @op.
Cynically23
Just not in your wallet since it could damage the condom
randomguy365
@mikecaa gonna fuck some wings anywhere anytime
ChareAndFlaff
Pierce approves
Nismu
KiwiGameDev
Clearly the play is to keep both. You find a wonderful potential partner with a hearty supply of chicken wings but no way to degrease their fingers. You offer a moiste towelette in their time of need, instant affection, 23% guaranteed!
v01dstar
Most wallets fold in the middle and have a little pocket on each side, just sayin'.
JinxRocks
I eat tacos far more often than I eat wings. And its true in more ways than one :)
twelvoclocklevel
spooktree
wakawacawakawaca
spooktree
betterave
The right kind of moist towelette can be used to clean the privates too.
BigAdam
Mate, if you need a moist towlette to clean up your own, or anyone's private parts, you're gonna need more than a condom.
FetaForMoses
Too? You clean your privates with condoms?