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I promise I'm okay guys. These were saved last year when I had a rough episode.
I need one of these.
*in a burrow* yes I know the grammar is bad, I didn't make the meme, folks, I just laugh at them and hoard them like a dragon.
Either a Pimp or a Monk. We'll see.
I'd also ask "what the fuck are you doing in my room, go away, I want to sleep?!"
Also conures saying "I love you" in their cute gravely voices.
Yeah this is horrifying. (I do miss cringe dumps of old imgur. This reminds me of them)
I THINK I FINALLY FOUND ONE OH THANK GOD.
Pippin tax: he now would like to offer you a night cap, apparently.
Delerium1973
#41 I found his response particularly arousing. Good guy sexy.
SelkieSirenSong
Good god that cringe one..
theimgurappsucksballs
Dicks out for Harambe
TheGrubermeister
Kunosart
Thank you, Pippin.
Gustav2020
My life is like a burrito, packed full of stuff I didn't order.
LtColThorin
#13 honestly, this is how a lot of adults get diagnosed. They hear about the symptoms and think, that's me, then take the tests.
CloakedFigure
JCDenton10
*are born a on borrow within the safety* ... Bames Nond's having a stronk. Call a Bondulance.
SpaceCheeseBaron
#24 man do I wish thats how it worked
whotheflipdoithinkiam
Love you too Pip
geoffreyfourmyle
#5 goddammit take the upvote
Vesane
#21 The were of werewolf means man, so... Should be no cause for concern
trigonman3
https://imgur.com/9PwJCi8.jpg
DigiT00l
#10 he was there for Force reasons, as shown in the Clone Wars, season 6 finale
wowthatsbright
Hah! Found #28, but I unfortunately don’t speak Japanese & the page doesn’t translate. https://p-bandai.jp/item/item-1000152139/
PhoneticRainbow
Hey! I live right next to Big Mountain and yes, it is a big mountain.
DaMolegodsUnite
Hey I live right next to big mountain to and yes it is a very big mountain!
BreadMaster0
Ever try a Pummelo? It's even bigger than a grapefruit. If you hate grapefruit, then you'll love Pummelo's.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
#10 umm he was there for "force reasons." He had to go there to learn from Qui-Gon Jinn.
DangerBaer
Who are you calling a cootie queen, you pecker checker!
jtthemediocre
The creeper peeper better not be doing any pecker checkin in my area.
Vorphalack
+1 for Twin Peaks.
Heliogabalus227
I know right?? Here was listening to this earlier. Happy 2021 Vorpalhack! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bc-Prdyp9LY
Vorphalack
Sweet! Happy New Year!
IJustReallyLikeFrogs
#45 who likes shoes on gravel? Silent steps are the way.
LuminousExpanse
aiight where's the pro-communism meme... wheeere is the... ah there we go
LindseysTheName
Thanks @CodyBurkett . I'm sick of FP and your page is a welcome memey goldmine.
CodyBurkett
You're welcome!
MamaRosie
I feel #50 with all of my soul
HowCurious
Anyone notice how the world just really went downhill after Harambe died??
Binerexis
It's been a continuous trend since the day I was born tbh
justaresearcher
Grapefruits taste fine, you just have to cut off the white stuff...it's like a whole new fruit
EbuneezerSplewdge
#1 Are there disembodied scientist and robo-scorpions there?
NinjaPanthar1
Just one of the best ski mountains ever. Whitefish Montana.
uzidoesit2
MOBIUS!!!!
Jurttu
IT IS I, DR. MOBIOUS, transmitting from my dome-shaped... dome in the Forbidden Zone. A zone... that is, yes... forbidden to you!
Filanwizard
And the axe crazy AI toaster.
Archmesis
He's not axe crazy, he's death ray crazy... A toaster couldn't wield an axe ;)
PotatOSLament
The Brave Little Toaster reboot is way darker than I thought...
CaptainDeadpool
Your dumps have been quite solid these past few weeks, thank you good Sir.
Kilgravewannabe
My dumps have also been quite solid since I started eating less vegetables
CaptainDeadpool
Congrats my dude, may your wipes be few and free from blood.
ReJokeStatistics
Plenty of fiber in @OP's diet.
CodyBurkett
You're welcome! And thank you!
Godawful8888
Why did I think Pippin's person was a woman?
CodyBurkett
Sorry to disappoint you!
Godawful8888
Lol! Not disappointed, just confused
dasha101
That excerpt ... can you get that “just puked” feeling from a paragraph ....
ficklemickel
wowthatsbright
Oh god, I visibly winced after the first sentence. And then managed to keep reading somehow. It’s like a horror show.
StarkRG
At least it's *slightly* more informed than the stories of penises "breaking through" the cervix in order to impregnate someone.
kirbyvictorious
Ew ew ew eweweeeeeeew
captaingeerex
Seriously wtf is that from? I’m morbidly curious what the book is now, but too ashamed to search for it.
lucky13kenny
I think it was created just for the purpose of the meme. Not from anything real
WishboneThighs
Can someone please work out how much ejaculate it would take to expand the average waistline by an inch? Horrifying answers only please.
IAmTheBadW01f
According to wikipedia the average human uterus is 3 inches tall, and starting with a 28 inch waist (small to medium) that would be 1/
IAmTheBadW01f
Roughly 84 cubic inches, 1.5 quarts, or a ball 5.5 inches in diameter, or 22 times the volume of an iPhone 4. 2/2
WishboneThighs
Absolutely terrible, thank you very much for your time.
IAmTheBadW01f
My pleasure!