I'm drunk and I like this, fuck you

Jul 16, 2016 9:24 PM

samueldearest

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I'm not drunk and I also like this!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another reason to drink

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Long Earth was a pretty good read. The Long Mars and The Long War...not so much.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In another universe, I was successful, loved,surrounded by real friends, regretted very little and didn't cry myself to sleep for 16 years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this hit the front page yesterday on earth 67 and 12 804.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 13, 2020 1:13 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

In an alternate universe, everyone has a penis and a vagina so the phrase "go fuck yourself" is more arousing than offensive

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came back to upvote because of the title.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are your ancestors buried?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet we have the universe with the dankest memes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A good fuck is nice to have sometimes. Just saying.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Truest thing I've read today.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like to think that maybe somewhere out there is a world where my girl hasn't died:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm watching Stranger Things on Netflix right now, this fucked me up more than it should have

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well we found at least one of the writers for Flash.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I flipped through that one a lot. Number 24,287 and the only time I was laid was the universe where I was a chicken.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If alternate universes are real, they must be detectable or they don't matter.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's Leif Ericsson Day!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:41 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It actually doesn't matter how much this is reposted since everyday is parallel universe day...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remind me to never take you to parties.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well the title clearly says "fuck you" so why would OP care about if you've seen this before?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

It's a bot. It doesn't care what OP or what you say :/

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

if its a fembot, i'm all in.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Best part is, by this standard it should be Alternate Universe Day tomorrow as well. We can have cake today and cake tomorrow!

9 years ago | Likes 185 Dislikes 1

How fucking fat are you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

A very merry Un-birthday to you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In alternate universe, cake eats you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good guy @op delivering double cake days. +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if I told you... we could have cake EVERY day?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then I would tell @sarah that it's about damn time we could favorite EACHOTHER. Because you, my friend, would be my favorite.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

INFINITE CAKE!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WE DID IT IMGUR!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy unbirthday

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually, that was yesterday.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but it also means that today, tomorrow, and pretty much any day within the next several decades is my funeral. :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is an excuse for more cake!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jam yesterday and Jan tomorrow but no jam today

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Excuse me good sir, but I do believe that it's "never ever jam today"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That sounds right

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1