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Mar 15, 2017 6:13 AM
TheMostAwesomeUsernameEver
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CharlieTheCharlingCharlie
My favorite green text has to be the one where anon draws Dickson where's Waldo books
guantanamobayxx
Humor for edgy shitlord 12 year olds? Not funny, go back to usersub.
Indelible93
Sir Bearington gets me every fucking time.
Chrisstrives
Did the math on the Linkin Park one, checks out. Almost 80 days worth of time. Totally feasible. Scary shit man.
technocatgirl
folder[funny]
ANTIDGK
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sirbartonslady
There was a time when I found 4chan amusing. Not sure if I should be ashamed of that.
gaenaralhonk
#1 that's not how multiverse theory works
GrundleBlunder
Those are funny
Rontio
That Prego one took me a few minutes, I won't lie
TITANEUM
Pranked
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
#9 I love ones like this.
ActualTttony
You Prego humping bastard.
SuperFineButtHairs
"YOU CAN'T FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM"
adamantos
Mitchz95
Aysling
ew
aSeriouslycontrivedidiot
Dear god #5
TheVakarian
I feel so bad for her every time I read it.
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
"Don't make me install Gentoo."
Jibs33
Tsk tsk, no Ballad of Ella.
Vectorman2
That is some damn cringy nerd relationship fiction, I have no idea why people lose their shit on that one.
AladdinSaiyan
Self inserts is why
Vectorman2
That's what I figured, then the same people turn around and rip on twilight (I don't care for either but the hypocrisy is amusing)
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
JesusSaysTheDarnedestThings
+1 for the username reference as well
Danzigg
>be me >be 31year old beta >be on imgur >love greentext >read random greentext top picks at work >find this shitlords motherload post >nice
ProvidesYouNewShittyLinks
>Greentexts on reddits vassal / hey atleast your name isn't Gdanskk
animalrv
I guess obnoxious sometimes passes for funny. So good work there.
Blacklistedone
Everything is soooo edgy
guantanamobayxx
None of this is funny though.
animalrv
Yeah. I'd tend to agree.
Mushroombadger
#4 You can dispose of a Koran. There are just strict rules about how.
pizzauniverse
yeah, i heard that you had to fast for 2 years and then sacrifice 3 camels
Asteroidrules
Facts never mattered to /pol/acks.
Horstdorsch
What for example?
shadowex3
probably bury them with people, like how they do torah scrolls.
raptorsoldier
Use it to wipe in replace of toilet paper. (Long ass greentext reference)
Mushroombadger
I think one way is to bury it somewhere where no one will tread on the spot.
Horstdorsch
How about shooting them into space? Nobody will ever step on them in space :D
Mushroombadger
You'd have to ask an Islamic scholar about that. They're constantly interpreting Islamic rules to fit with modern technology.
Andolomar
Goddamnit I met with two only today. I wish this thread happened earlier.
prettybluefox
Burn it, bury the ashes (most common), shred small enough so no individual "sacred" words are left, or bury in a respectful place.
anarkhiya
30.000 plays of In The End actually isn't that much if he forgot to turn it off. It's less than 14 days.
Adamfergu
All I thought was those are rookie numbers you need to get them up
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
RaddRadda
In the end, it doesn't even matter...
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
No, he just likes the song
Racealistic
Itunes used to fuck those numbers up tho. I had songs in my list that had double or triple those digits. Noway i listened to them that much.
allmostthere1234
Ikr! Firefox does the same thing with internet history views. Porn everywhere, when ive only been to Mother Teresa . Com
Monowas
I like to listen to same song when i'm drawing. It helps to "stay at topic" and prevents falling into different moods.
fearandloathebananas
Sleep - Dopesmoker?
totallyahumanperson
i do the same when i code, it's not that uncommon.
skywards
omg my head would explode
arkaniet
Funny thing is that the person replied in the thread and linked a pick of his iTunes as proof. But his reply is sadly missing.
Satsuiki
Yeah, it was up to 40k+ by this point.
merlinious
60k
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anarkhiya
I fucked up, ma.
AnyaJenkins
Belckan
I was there. Both times i think. The second one could easily be fake.
22ndCenturyTransient
This was a magical moment for me. Simultaneously proving some greentexts are true while also just being goddamn beautiful
abandonallhope
I'm literally laughing so loud people in the office turns right now. "I don't like other songs." HAHA
goneintheblinkofmyeye
Holy hell.
ceandros
You can simply set the song "stop time" at 1, and just let the song loop for a day or two.
Hylet
he's been listening to that song for a little more than 162 days...
75PercentSith
Even more since this is from 10/05/14. He's most likely listened to it more since then.