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May 23, 2016 6:24 AM
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trina1978
Well this is a sweet little bedtime story.
VashPaxamor
Let me in the chain mail group... please dude
queenofpotato
'dry'
DankSoulsCantPraiseSunMemes
Get to the front page with this glorious joke!
Shaximinion
If I were the crocodile I would have eaten the lizard. *nom*
chipsfingrar
That screen is long as fuck! Damn!
fauxglove
This I like.
mikemikem1ke
Bro you only have 53% battery. Find a charger.
SleeperXib
Well done. +1
EricDerRote
That is One hell of A long Dad-Joke,.. +1
OyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyepeyoteoyeImnotBatman
Saving it for 420 next year
dylpicklz91
As a stoner myself i can absolutely 100% relate to the Koala...
Foffer
I gotta show this to my Dad !
TheRealCynical0ne
Awesome joke! Just, awesome!
Babsalicious
I had a pretty shitty day and it just got a little better. Glad I came to Imgur to see this. Thanks @OP.
01210n
Hey buddy your welcome glad it helped ????
01210n
I just showed imgur to my dad for the first time he is on his iPad cracking up at your comments. "You mean 140k people have seen this?!"
Spiderkeegan
215k people now :D
Foffer
Hey OP's Pappa, keep on with this awesome shit. IT's worth millions of fake internet points !
RWBYWeapon
set the mature filter to ON!
ASuperNiceAndExtremelyShortNickname
Who sang "duck song" in their head while reading this?
DenseFever
Lemon Jelly?
sorocraft
klubsust
Smoke weed everyday
sterchulius
Koalas, not even once.
StartledKoala
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DRVerstenbad
Koalas are indeed nature's stoners. They are cute af but they don't do shit except eat and chill.
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
...and shit and piss, usually over visiting dignitaries clothing. Much to our amusement.
abacaxi
Really? We got birds in the Netherlands that do that. Vroooaaar, phweeeeeee, SPLAT! Clothing and new BMW's. Corrosive stuff too ..
melodramaticbat
This joke is even funnier if read in an Australian accent
babycoolredhead
I decided this is the first joke ever that I'm going to memorize, and as I recited it, I realized I didn't make it sound funny at all. (1/2)
babycoolredhead
It's the Australian accent. It's what I'm totally lacking. :( (2/2)
babycoolredhead
(maybe along with the fact that I'm very unfunny) (unexpected 3/3)
TheNinja37
I like to think OP was high while making this also
sasha01198
didn't think of that before, but your scenario is oddly, yet incredibly satisfying. +1
HillOfBeans
Shhh- his dad is reading the comments!
EmilyDW
That was my first thought when reading this. But then, I might or might not also be high...
Superchief86
Haha. It's funny because the koala was mistaken!
SpaidaMon
Oh ho hoooooooh yehss
SonOfTheShire
Well, you're not wrong.
PonderYonder
I believe you're high.
Kawena
Hmm indeed...
LeftCollectionBlueBird
http://imgur.com/j1wchhu
crashlantern
What a Koalaty joke
Chimichanga007
Ayy
UntamedGamer16
A "high" koalaty joke (:
IDoughnutKnow
This. I approve of your addition, kind ma'am or sir. You've done well.
FrostyRogue
So punny :D
eliavchik
It's only a matter of time before images of stoned koalas take over the Internet. Well done.
GISGuy
samsonguy920
It was only a matter of time. Like it has been 20 years now since images of stoned koalas took over the internet.
perhapsthisisyourusername
Actually, koalas are stoned all the time, due to the eucaliptus. they get real pissed if they don't eat it.
hobospacegandalf
Nope, that's a common misconception. Koalas don't get high from the toxins contained in eucalyptus leaves.
acmeyakko
SuddenlySeymour
many koalas are infected with syphilis. I recommend keeping away from Australians.
Somerandorhambo
Nanana it's the motherfucking k-o-a-l-a . Snoop koala
ChanningTastum
+1 for an actual stoned koala
trinxter
many many +1s for that!
DoesYourMomStillHavePizzaBagels
Ayyyyy lmao
thehoff37
Quick, someone respond with soaking wet koala!
StartledKoala
That's my cousin.
lethalhedgehog
Drugs are one hell of a drug.
fiberfighter
Fuck, was there beer in my beer?
IAmNotASkeleton
Drugs are many hell of a drugs.*
JakobThor
No Nigh Invulnerability is a hell of a drug.
Aphexius
Are you on like 3 drugs?
Mariokartexpert
More than 2
skeletundra
"Eleven..teen.."
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
3 drugs
MrTestCat
I smoke like 4 of the marinaras.
GigaBoom2
3 drugs? That's like, 7 drugs
pukimomalaki
Tree fiddy, to be exact
Sodatwigg
Nessy, go home
therealSKYKING
My record is 5 at the same time.
MegaAlakazam
Just like becky
hobospacegandalf
Jokes aside kids, don't mix drugs unless you're educated. There's a drug combination chart on tripsit.me if you're willing to go that way.
m4rci4no
Educated always get the sweet part of the deals
NanoSwarmer
Dude he's probably at one, maybe two drugs. When I'm at 3 drugs, I can barely type cuz I'm so fucked up breh
iamstormtroll
I count four or five currently, i'm pretty sure what I am writing is a shitty replica of a 1943 kettle board, taco basket with graham!!
Kawena
Holy jesus you proved it man
BoomSticks6619
HighFivesAlot
Craaazy Glaaazzy
CouncilmanJeremyJamm
Yep, that's me
Linkasaurusrex
This was pretty much my exact reaction. Also +1 for Jeremy Jam
MrNight48
like this gif
Ireallyreallylovetheceltics
.
Ben1612
You just got Jammed!
IHateSupernatural
Dammit you beat me to itm
CouncilmanJeremyJamm
I'm kind of a badass wildcard
IHateSupernatural
I got jammed
DennisReynoldsIamtheGoldenGod
"Why ya gotta beeee like that?" (if you understand this reference I'll give you an upvote)
cbotce
I'm ready
cbotce
(Eagleton sux)
DennisReynoldsIamtheGoldenGod
This actor, Jon Glaser, was in an episode of Louie and stole one of Louis' jokes and that was the punchline. Random tv trivia.
DunderMifflinandSabre
Oh my god. You're the golden god for having that username goodsir
DennisReynoldsIamtheGoldenGod
Thanks. My old one @DennisReynoldsGoldenGod got banned for posting pretty ladies. It's worked out so far with this one though.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
I've never heard any iteration of this joke. Very fucking pleased right now. +1
roserows
+1.for OC
StonerCatJay
Nah, I've seen this exact post on here before.
thatisfactuallycorrect
Just perfect.
NaturallyHighPenguin
I know the german variation and told it a few times: https://titanpad.com/HYHPJVTDsl
LurkingSurfer
I heard a Hindi variation of this once.
WhoreSlutNicaraguanPirateWhore
I heard the spanish version it's as funny as the english one haha
unapologetic05
Tell us !
LurkingSurfer
It involves a baboon and lizard and the punchline goes "dude kitna paani piya tune?". Translation: "Dude how much did you drink?"
polycosmicuniversebaby
I help
FsImgur
There's a bukake anime one too, wanna hear it?
GorgeFloyd
You were probably born after 1970ish. It's an old Aussie joke, a good one :)
victoryismine
South African here. I remember this exact same joke from high school, but with a monkey instead of a Koala. Strange how nature do dat!
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
Aussie and forst time I heard it
LoveAlisa
I know the joke and from telling/hearing it I have noticed more country then city folk know it
Ezzybells
Me too. But I was born after 1970.
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
Yeah, 1991. Here's a good one but only works when spoken. An Aussie is walking down a street in Wellington and sees a Kiwi walking with 1/?
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
A sheep under both arms. The Aussie says, "are you going to shear those"? The kiwi responds, "nah, they're both for me".
mercenaryofpie
What exactly does 'forst' represent?
rastanana
A mixture between first and forth i recon, aussies role like that
lordflasheart
"first" but he's had a couple and can't be assed fixing the typo
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
This talking marsupial knows what's up
DevonGronka
Imposter! If you were REALLLY australian, wouldn't you have said "Forst toim oi 'erd it, mate!" =P
ignimbrite
Thats fucking cockney you munging bastard
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
Fuck off cunt. "Okay, well I guess that confirms it" - DevonGronka probably
DevonGronka
Probably yeah.