The Kraken

May 1, 2022 3:18 PM

inkyrickshaw

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He's coming back, right?

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"Splishy splashy"

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

not a very well trained kraken...

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freedom over revenge the age old question lo.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There goes the best tentacle sex this decade swimming away

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I've seen this one before

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

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4 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Hello repost bot! I am the original creator of this comic. I guess someone posted it here before me, but it's still mine!

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Or in Seattle's case the kraken with dentures, u know your team sucks when the Canucks regularly give it beat downs.....

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not enough tolling of the Iron Bell +1

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kraken didn't even bring sandwiches smh

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https://youtu.be/4itm0SRxAro

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I came here for the NSP and you delivered. Well done.

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"By the Gods! That act of mercy, in the face of our fleet...admiral, turn the ships back! I can't attack this kingdom of good men!"

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Keeping it imprisoned all those years still smacks of paying not to feed orphans into the orphan grinder.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean YEAH, but kings are as stupid as presidents. Give the guy's situational myopia some credit.

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4 years ago (deleted Sep 18, 2022 6:19 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

An enemy fleet is attacking. You release the kraken so it's free to get to safety or devourer your foes

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you love your kraken and treat it well, it will defend you no matter what.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Why even keep a kraken if you aren’t going to care for it?!

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"Re-leash the kraken!"

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Crab is inevitable

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Theyre trying to boil a live crab. While it is best to purchase a live crab, its best practice to kill it before cooking. Theres a few /1

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Reasons for this. First, it's less of a dick move to kill it quickly and humanely. I recommend using a clean screwdriver to disable its /2

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Nervous system, but a sharp knife will work as well. Second, crabs are known to shed limbs when under stress, and being boiled a live is /3

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Pretty damn stressful. The shed limbs leave gaps that water can flood in through, which tends to drain some flavor from the meat. Third, /4

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

later on:

4 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 4

Isn't IT going pee-pee in the ocean too? Why can't we?

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Rules for thee but not for me.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes, I swallow my spit. Doesn't mean I want yours in my mouth.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Only sometimes? Spitters really are disgusting.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is a very weird category of porn for anyone who read that and said “no that sounds hot” you disgusting freaks

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is this so I can avoid it extra hard? Since this awoken something within me. And some third comment that has itself become a meme.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just avoid looking up “sloppy kissing” especially on research hub. even with that phrase you might be okay, but looking to closely....

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not? WHat's wrong with my spit?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You're not married to them. It's the law.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You cannot forbid be being spat in my mouth. What is even your concern with my mouth? PERVERT.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fine. Come're! ?

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