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Look at her. Just daring somebody to do something about it.
https://meaww.com/janene-hoskovek-caught-coughing-nebraska-store-karen-trolled?utm_source=smartnews&utm_medium=Referral
hellsgunslinger
When people ask how I could ever support hitting women, this is what I'm talking about
elcee50
/this would be fucked up even if covid wasn't a thing, let alone when it is
SeriouslyFookOff
I guess looking like Marjorie Taylor Greene comes with the personality?
dongsamongus2000
Her: I'm being victimized
labtob
All I can think of is that lady on the Canadian bus, spitting on that dude, and then dude shoves her ass off. So gratifying!
WhynotVenger
If someone deliberately coughed on me I'd knock them out.
tcdriver
Gotta start punching idiots like her
trippingthelightfantastic
buminthenight
Cough on someone Covid or during pre Covid long long ago and something is gonna happen.
zanaria
Charge her, it is, or should be, illegal to intentionally try and spread a virus. Fucking sick of people like this bitch...
metalrulercid
"furious backlash" my balls. Prosecute her for reckless endangerment or something.
bigheeb76
RipleyTadpole
That's a solid face punch and then a trip to the bathroom to washy hands
bigdickrick206
I have pocket hand sanitizer for just this occasion
BigBlue6
It would be a real shame if people, who now know her name, trolled her mercilessly on the internet, a real shame...
MrJimmyRustles
Good news, she just her job!
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Oh is this Janene Hoskovek the selfish Nebraskan ?
MrJimmyRustles
The one who just got fired from SAP for being subhuman trash?
GreatBigBellyflop
I want to see the next story when she loses her job. Please.
PolarBearinParadise
https://twitter.com/sap/status/1435604591584976904?s=21
GreatBigBellyflop
That made my day!
BootsDusty
NyxieStyx
imgurianitarian
Not illegal to punch magazines
nuprin711
ALWAYS upvote Mel Brooks.
Incognitomodeactivated
I'm just waiting to hear someone tell her story:
pufferphish
Socially distance yourself and start side arming apples at her melon
Xianoth
Just waiting for someone to be sued/tried for assault. Happened with AIDS in the past.
reddenbocker
...why wasn't she put out of the store? Physically grabbed and tossed the fuck out, then banned for life?
memeseeks
If this was caught in camera somebody needs to report her for terrorism. The Orange Asshole signed a law stating this was illegal.
corpofilth
What a stupid reason to get yourself crucified by the entire internet.
LoggingOutNow
This person is bored because they spent all their time reading internet bullshit and lost all sense of what's actually funny or relevant.
pollypocketfullofposies
A lifetime of emotional suppression, the feeling of their rights and beliefs being trampled on exacerbated by a situation that has 1/
pollypocketfullofposies
everyone stressed to their tipping point. My mom literally shakes when she talks about anything involving her emotions. They've never 2/
pollypocketfullofposies
been taught how to deal so it comes out in ridiculous, desperate, outrageous ways similar to a toddler's emotional capacity. 3/
SurfHill
Someone gets COVID who was in the store that day, she should be charged with assault. They die, charge her with murder in the first.
jridley
No, she's already guilty of assault. All that's needed for assault is to take an action that causes fear in the other person.
euphoricopportunity
Manslaughter, 3rd degree murder, or some sort of reckless endangerment seem like a better fit - depending on jurisdiction. I'm lazy on this
AlrightlyThen
You can sue her for assault
RunicRasol
At best, It's manslaughter, not murder 1. Murder 1 requires specific intent. Manslaughter more used for death from recklessness.
SurfHill
She intended to get her spital and breath vapors on others. She can reasonably know that there was the possibility of her having COVID.
RunicRasol
Again, the death wasn't the intended purpose. Murder 1 requires premeditated, specific intent to kill. Doing something you know is stupid /1
RunicRasol
and reckless with other people's lives is manslaughter. Or you can get reckless endangerment charges, even of nothing happens. /2
NinjaHoff
I think those charges could still apply regardless of anyone got covid or not
NinjaHoff
As in assult, not murdered
Willowknowsall
Like it's a very privaleged thing for her to be so sure she doesn't have covid and could transmit, we are all potential transmitters every d
qixx23
I like it. But incorrect.
Addman0
Actually some have already been charged with assault. A few of them even been charged with making terroristic threat.
qixx23
Yes if the claim to be infected or have it
awesomelozinc
You could file a civil suit for damages, but good luck proving but-for causation
itsthevoiceman
What's a but-for?
SirRichardOfHead
I use mine to poop and toot.
Midgardfox
ShadusMacAoidh
But for , wouldn't have happened. Example: you're in a car accident
ShadusMacAoidh
and the other person has a suspended license. But for the defendant driving illegally, I wouldn't have been in an accident with them.
SurfHill
Everybody gets a ticket!
Fuzzynubz
What a sack of shit
Riehuu
I bet she thinks she is a lion.
heywoodjabme
Syxcfaq
Vietnam just gave a guy 5 years in jail for spreading covid. Let's try that and see if it helps change some minds.
azgrak
Now unemployed sack of shit.
Fuzzynubz
Hell yeah
mycatsings
She might need to wear a mask to hide the broken nose I would give her
TheGoodKaren
I hate people like this.
Lostradefaog
Hey!! shit at least help plants grow dont compare shit to her
ViolinKites
She looks like one of those gigantic man-eating humanoids from Attack On Titan
goonzilla
Well shit, now I know what Im gonna draw
ButtersTheCat
I'd've slapped the shit outta her, if she'd coughed on me like that. Knock that stupid look right off her face.
LackadasicalGoblin
Coughing like she did is assault. Thus beating her ugly face in is self defense
TyrannosaurusDexter
Can you not attack as a selfdefence? This is clearly abusive behavour from a daranged cuntswaggle
TheZillaShow
I would strangle her and politely ask "Is this really what it feels like to wear a mask?"
Fuzzynubz
I'd make it look like an accident though.
oddoregano
I wouldnt. She coughs on me, she gets hit. Maintain eye contact and smack a bitch. Establish dominance and then spit in her mouth.
ButtersTheCat
*SMACK* "Oops."
IGotTheMusicInMe425
"My hand slipped"
Lovemorhatem
It was allergies.
Fuzzynubz
Allergic to bitch slaps!
oddoregano
To common sense and decency
Level10oof
I don’t care about race, religion, or sex. If you cough on me, on purpose, I and going to turn your lights off.
qixx23
I like that idea. However...it would be you in jail sadly :(
MasterChristopher
Seriously. Even without a pandemic, that would be my response... Unless I didn't think I could win the fight...
bigdickrick206
With extreme prejudice.
Neobomberman28
I agree with this. Also...
Level10oof
I wish Wayne Brady would.
Imalwaysready
anjomu
We’ve reached a point in our society where people no longer fear being punched in the face for being a dipshit…I miss the old days
n0n53n53
it's odd how it's always the most privileged who do these things huh?
datphone777365
nah not odd at all
LoodGookin
I'm not a fan of violence, but sometimes there needs to be consequences for actions. People can't just go coughing on others.
Evillairforrent
Too many camera's nowadays. There's always someone taking a video
reddenbocker
No, you're wrong here. It's not that they don't fear it; it's that no one is *doing* it anymore. This person wouldn't have been smiling 1/?
reddenbocker
2/? anymore if one of the people she coughed on punched her in her shit a few times for it. People need to stop fearing assault charges from
reddenbocker
3/? assholes like this, say they were attacked first, and reacted. The police aren't completely unsympathetic to these kinds of things.
TheMightyMoto
Coughing on someone is assault.
creegro
Even if there was no deadly disease going on, no one wants another person to cough on them.
DukeLaserMaster
Not going to lie. Female or not I'd drop anyone right where they stood for coughing in my face. You just don't do that shit.
jamgoth
Even before covid
Cha0sForever
Could be attempted murder with how high the death count is with covid.
boiphamet
I'm not an adviser, but you deck fuckers like this.
boiphamet
God damn it. *abuser.
GreaterDog
I've called the cops on so many toddlers
CatBeagler
Dude cops are minutes away when every second count. Just kick/bodyslam/elbowdrop the toddlers yourself.
Einstein9073
Confronting someone is assault. Coughing on someone is battery. Coughing on someone during a pandemic is assault with a deadly weapon IMO
Charcharm
Bioterrorism
qixx23
Only if shes knowingly infected sadly :(
FNH8U2
No
moonsaves
What other laws are you allowed to ignore just because you don't like them?
Imalwaysready
I mean...yes. It is. Legally speaking. Always has been. I get you don't like it, but you can't just say "no" as if that changes reality.
mytruepersonality
No it actually is. even when there wasn't a pandemic it was, it just wasn't taken as seriously.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Yes https://www.marylandlawhelp.com/man-arrested-for-coughing-in-police-officers-face/
Tyrann01
Can't speak for the state she is in, but deliberately spreading disease is a crime where I am.
itsthevoiceman
Yes. Just like spitting.
PelonisBoxFan
Potentially, depending on the local statutes.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
It's Nebraska... So probably not
CatBeagler
Federally speaking, the DOJ is prosecuting such behavior as terrorism.
PelonisBoxFan
If the person is confirmed to be infected prior to the incident and if and where the local statutes allow, yes.
TheSecondPiewackit
I have a compromised immune system, characterized by severe respiratory issues. If I get covid, I will die. Coughing on me is a...1
TheSecondPiewackit
PelonisBoxFan muted me. Not quite sure why.
TheSecondPiewackit
... potentially fatal threat. Anyone who threatens my life like that will receive indiscriminate self-defense. TLDR: Reflex throat punch. 2
PelonisBoxFan
You'd have to circumnavigate the cart to do so. Depending on the local statutes, that would unfortunately be likely viewed as aggression.
TheSecondPiewackit
Possibly, but generally self-preservation in the face of a clearly aggressive threat is considered Self Defense, not assault.
theschizneck
so we can bash her face in and call it self defense?
spiderjohn36
I think a little pepper spray would wipe that stupid smile off her face.
Ahumblebubble
So would a swift punch to the throat. She wants to cough give her an excuse
bigdickrick206
100%
gurragurra
I actually fear I wouldn't be able to restrain myself if that happened to me. The thought boils my blood
SatanicSpirals
Particularly in stand-your-ground states. The fact nobody has shot an antimasker here in OH says how ambivalent the public has gotten.
backrideup9
*Not* bashing in the faces of the "people" who do this is enabling. They cant go unpunished forever.
PelonisBoxFan
Now if she had cornered/restrained someone and was coughing on them, reasonable and proportional force could be applied.
qixx23
No no you cannot. You will be in jail :(
Narfwak
In most states you have an obligation to flee if able before you can resort to violent self-defense. Unsure where Nebraska falls.
izzi7713
Yes
JahNoodles
Ya but why would you want to expose more of yourself to her stupidity? Clearly she has a masters in Stupidity
PelonisBoxFan
Unfortunately that'd be likely viewed ad a disproportionate amount of force used in response to her assault.
baals
Yes
madcatii
ThorGoose
Yes
qixx23
No no you cannot. You will be in jail :(
1337cat
Wrong.
PelonisBoxFan
Mno....sadly.
LatexVulpus
I sure as shit hope so.. Just say "I was in fear for my life"
qixx23
Ahh if only it worked that way sadly :(
Kaleopolitus
Excuse me while I roll my eyes right out of my skull.
Kaleopolitus
You people so badly want enemies you'll attack a person you agree with for lack of a desire to ask questions and understand them.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Come cough on me and ill make your eyes roll in the back of your skull for you.
Kaleopolitus
Christ, you people sure love jumping to conclusions. I was rolling my eyes at the legal defense and thinking that that would work.
Baalzak
Fuck around and find out.
Virgozer
Do tell.
Kaleopolitus
1. The one person not to put their digital fists up. Thank you. The comment mentioned the legal defense of "I feared for my life", which is
PelonisBoxFan
Unfortunately not really. Coughing doesn't usually fit the criteria needed to justify.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Coughing with Covid is like spitting with AIDS.
PelonisBoxFan
If covid were anywhere near as deadly as AIDS, your statement might carry some weight.
TheMightyMoto
I mean covid killed more people last year than aids did.
fragdemented
It does when you are potentially infecting me with a virus that has killed more than half a million people in our country alone.
PelonisBoxFan
Unless you have prior knowledge that she has covid and she is restraining someone then no, sorry. Especially if you can be vaccinated...
fragdemented
Easily fought. Covid doesn’t always show symptoms. Her coughing is her not caring if you die. It’s playing Russian roulette with strangers.
PelonisBoxFan
The law isn't exactly in agreement with that and you'd be hard pressed to defend that in court. I get the anger, but that isn't how it works
qixx23
No no it doesnt
CatBeagler
Technically, probably- but I get huge vibes that you're overeager to find reasons to escalate to violence on someone weaker than you.
Nippledeepinahorse
Well it wouldn't be smart to start a fight with someone stronger, now would it?
theschizneck
if someone’s gonna be a massive piece of shit they should expect consequences.
theschizneck
and she probably has the strength of the lord in her.
qixx23
By law only if she knowingly is infected. Not defending her, just stating case law.
TheSecondPiewackit
Citation? This sounds like the difference between a cap gun and a real gun in a self-defense case.
qixx23
https://texasjustice.com/is-coughing-on-someone-assault/
TheSecondPiewackit
https://imgur.com/qyrd5dt
qixx23
Read whole thing kiddo. Cherry picking is bad M'kaay!
underyourbreath
Oh yeah, no, that’s BS - if you *puposefully* cough on someone it doesn’t matter if you’re not sick, it’s plain ole assault
qixx23
Only on social media. Law requires veing knowingly infected. Sry to burst ur bubble. Heres just 1 source. Feel free to educate yourself:
TheSecondPiewackit
Maybe feel free to actually read your own article: https://imgur.com/qyrd5dt
qixx23
https://texasjustice.com/is-coughing-on-someone-assault/