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Oct 14, 2017 2:13 AM
datboiwithglock
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Huhwhatcrazy
He's a turtle after all
iamthisguy247
Turtle Soup
DukePhelan
Can't we just lock the doors and set the place on fire?
Piornet
He looks like a can of Pillsbury biscuits exploded and oozed out.
NeoMarxistLibtard
when you about to inflate your gullet
crlos05
He is a squishy eater. Drain the swamp!!!!
khaytsus
No no, this is one of the times that McConnel sharted while on camera.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
There's only one thing that they are good for. Take one bite now - come back for more.
AGreedyLittlePig
That's my idea of a good time baby!
PolarChi
There's only one thing they're very good for...????
BenjamanFranklin
Fuck that turtle
copingcabana
"Oh Neptune!"
EdwardStarsmith
Quite possibly the most evil American in the history of America.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
I don't want to eat Mitch McConnell but I'd be pretty okay with watching him get eaten....
squintish
The rich never seem to remember how edible they are.
KobeBurger
who dis
illegalacorn
a big fat cunt
PPHalpert
French Revolution
slydragoon
Come on. With the chant of 'eat the rich', you could have gone with "French Fried Revolution".
Flodos
Y'all Muricans need one.
causality
Trump really needs to read a biography of Benito Mussolini.
ralphie84
In Netherlands 1672 they did
Mderms
ima need some context
Lesbiansass
The french commoner, revolt, to eat the rich, who feast at your expense. Heaven has no space for them, but you have room to spare!
VictusVonGuyver
The man Turtle.
tamweh
I've been in his office before. He has a wall covered with satirical comics making fun of him.
ImpressiveVeryNice
he looks like he has eyes wide shut parties were they eat the genitals of poor people
ssmith97283
Would have to eat all of the politicians
Bananasareagovconspiracy
Maybe the point of Congress and the Senate is so that we can get the absolute worst people in each state to go away for part of the year.
myteenyverse
Irony of these things on social media
bobbylan1955
Would rather hear the chant "Guillotine"....
TiffanyGundelfinger
This guy always looks like a startled tortoise....
trippingonmytripodtakingthetriptotunatown
he's like satan, but not as cool
NotACanadian
Modern culture is interesting how a historical figure like Hitler is reviled worse than the figure we wanted to be the total -ultimate evil-
Flyndaran
I think those that actually believe Satan exists still think he's worse than any human.
iamthisguy247
"Whoa, whoa, that's a pretty harsh comparison. I'm not nearly that bad." - Satan
OneFuckedPony
I mean he's a husk of a man thats sold out so many times he doesn't know what he failed at originally, but he's no Satan. Satan rulez
VikingDan
Satan has hair...... .. On his huge throbbing cock.
DefinitelyNotASithLord
DefinitelyNotASithLord
Nah. He looks like that monster from Pam's labyrinth.
OneFuckedPony
Cheomesh
Great now I can't unsee.
ZZhillTopper
And the good folks of my state will just keep reelecting him
MotherOfDucks
Home sweet home.
stabbedintheface
rangermeow
Holy fuck I will never unsee that
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
I WILL BECAUSE I HAVE SHORT TER...Oh hey you waiting for somebody?
ManimalDeification24
Spinning round in this familiar parable
stabbedintheface
Love the tool reference. But this is from pans labrynth
ManimalDeification24
I know, it just reminded me. Thanks T Pain in my ass
stabbedintheface
That whole movie reminded me of Danny's video work
MagpieNI
God, what is that thing?
KingNero172
I believe he is called the pale man
Verldemert
Mitch McConnell.
EvilDeadTed
It's a monster from the movie Pan's Labyrinth.
neophlyte
Mitch McConnell is one of the worst people in this country IMO- no moral compass
breakingcode
I'm sure he has a moral compass, he just chooses to ignore it and go down the path of self interest at the cost of everyone else.
MachineInterface
OR, he actually has different moral values from you! How crazy would that be!
somemenjustwantowatchtheworldburn
Which is infinitely worse.
redbullvodka
I had to do an investigative journalism piece on him and I can say without a doubt that you are correct.
adaquo
care to explain? or send me that piece
omgwtfbbqXD
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redbullvodka
Happy to share, I'll see if I can find it. It was when he was running against Alison Lundergan Grimes. Got to interview his biographer 1/2
redbullvodka
who also told me a lot of stuff off the record. I'll see if I can locate it in all my old shit here. 2/2
adaquo
right on thanks
xeno426
It's been three years, any word?