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me irl
jGRite
I was gonna up vote, 'bur' I couldn't.
BriBriTheShyGuy
To be fair, my pitt has never bit a human... Though she did kill a cat the other day but only in self defense
JosXII
i would have got some more skittles and ate it in front of that little shit!
frostedbutler
Did Kelly Rowland really use excel?
Waaahmbulance
3 hot girls are hot
MEisonImgur
This was a good one
lenomdeplume
Niggas be like...incomprehensible?
NougatFromOrbit
Speaking of campers on nuketown, yesterday I learned there's a travolta taunt in Black Ops 3.
Codegirl96
#23 is actually a picture of a man making amends w/ his out of touch son after the man's young daughter had died in a car accident
BallparkFR4NKS
RIP Mary Anne Alfriend
ScottM128
When u blaze so much your short term memory is crap and share the same meme twice in one post.
faithealer
Use the Dingo with FMJ and just wipe out everyone in that stupid second floor bedroom.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
ray1294
Man that adam sandler one actually made me a little sad
gayrat5
It seems your parents also hated to wear condoms. Unfortunately.
onet12
Any Christian singles here? ;)
ElaTypos
Me lol
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
PerpetualChristopher
Eat dirt.
JohnnySilverhand
#53 what the dduck
Mattman310
Don't be kidding me. Your voice like Green Lantern.
Drakeoulias
The kids player level is maxed out so early in the game
pronoun
Is #10's nose real?
kanybal
I don't think so, and I sure hope it's not
MisunderstoodAsshole
That dude missed out on banging Mia.
SmokeyQuartz
Damn that kid's got game.
thesarahpowellexperience
Abyssai
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Maaaaaalloooooo
Source on the woman on the street in the middle of a fight, screaming?
benthehen100
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4gFmw4V1Ow
Maaaaaalloooooo
Thank you kind sir
Maaaaaalloooooo
Daaaaaaamn. She ate that sucker punch like it was nothing. But that last reverse hit before speeding off, wow. Just wow.
ChloePrice
jGRite
More than meats the eye...
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
Make up skills waaaaaaaaay better than mine. Fucking unfair lol
Clay103
Probably should have asked before you jerked it.
SonicTheEdgehogg
the risk is part of the fun though.
ladymondegreen
Now I see it's one person and not the Kardashian sisters and their brother.
AUGACUGAAUCGUCGUAG
As a woman, I hate how some men make better looking women than I do.
DisapprovingVader
The first one isn't jealous, he's green with envy. Come on people...
Pikka
I'm jealous of HIM. Those PJs, man! (I guess it's actually envious, but come on...)
DisapprovingVader
Or I guess it works both ways doesn't it?
AnIdiotWhoShouldBeShot
What's the last one?
Broxzier
#72
RlSTAR
DON't touch! Going to Outback tonight
E7018
Cultural deficiency
IKnowWhatImAboutSon
I thought it was a joke about playing defense(?) in basketball, "shining glass"
FlatWoundSounds
The Air Monarch. For middle aged dads and people with special needs.
FightMeMrTusk
An episode of How its made: your brother. Because dad's getting his dick wet tonight.
LogosCosmosAtomos
Cultural appropriation
Corynthius
Shit that white people do.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
commenting because I don't want to scroll to the end #72
PhDGonzo
You mean: ????What are those!! ????
PieAndPunch
Dad cleaning his fancy Nike shoes for a night out on the town at The Outback Steakhouse with his woman cause it's $5 steak and shrimp night
NocturnalBrain
You put a lot more into that interpretation than I was willing to. +1
SandshoesAndaScrewdriver
But for real is 5$ steak and shrimp night true?
megaparallaxofonearcsecond
No. Work at an outback. Although a 5 oz sirloin with 4 coconut shrimp and 2 sides is $15.49.
SandshoesAndaScrewdriver
Ahh gotcha, as a 24 year old who goes there for my every birthday mostly for your salmon and homemade(?) whipped cream, tanks for everythin!
meganical
People are dumb. The son cleaned his shoes so they're super white & thus, cool. The dad texted Son to ask dafuq is with the shoes & cleaner
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Wrong. Son texted dad
meganical
Text is prob fake anyway. Feel bad for those who have dads who care that much about a pair of sneakers & think Outback is fancy. Uncultured
megaparallaxofonearcsecond
I don't think of it as fancy myself, but a lot of our clientele aren't very well off and OB is a very special occasion.
megaparallaxofonearcsecond
I work at outback. For some people, it is fancy. It's considered the high end of casual dining. I've seen proposals happen there.