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Oct 23, 2025 6:06 AM
SkyPigeon123
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spitfires2000
Frankfurt, you say? Did they have the Green Sauce (grie Soß)?
giraffpappa
You don't have hot dog stands in the US?
ShadeMeadowsArt
tanebot
I've seen these before for hand wash in workshops, and even then it was uncomfortable.
MarcUK
Just imagine all the germ covered dirty hands that has touched that before you.
Saeraphym
hairyinire
Mustard Senf is the best!
kyro
I'm mildly germaphobic. The hand I use to squeeze condiment bottles will not touch my food/container until it's washed.
These things give me nightmares.
Apeofdeath
Milk me some mustard
softsuit
Udderly delicious
jriley154
Imagine maintaining eye contact with a stranger as you work the Mayo
Rendova
Don't have a cow buddy.
RigoryMorty
We still have these. They're pretty good. They disappeared for a while during Covid but now they're back.
AnimalRescueGuy
I'm tempted to say the lesson was not learned.
MrDustey
There's a pretzel place by me that uses these for their mustard and cheese, it's always weird seeing the cheese rudder. I wonder how often they swap it out
dc118
I'll see your condiment utters and raise you the Comdiment Cow. Found this one time at a restaurant, "Apple Valley Mountain Village & Cafe" in Townsend, TN, USA
simtanic8
I care for this post! I saw this at IAAPA and it was one of the most talked about things on the floor.
AnimalRescueGuy
Aw, mayn. It's all the way at the other end of the state. I ain't gonna drive all that way just for that. Unless... I mean... Does it "moo" when you squeeze 'em?
ItsHardToBeatboxOnADigeridoo
Condiment condom
Clockworkdancerobot
Senf.
RedTailedHawk
I wonder if anybody pulls on the mayonnaise udder and moans when it squirts.
RoymanHenryburg
I saw those at the Frankfurt airport and couldn’t do it. Just ate my hotdog plain because I didn’t trust those things.
HunglikeaHamster
Wait? No curry gewürz ketchup? Can't have been in Germany..
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Probably is. Airports are run by corporations.
viva93
I remember seeing these in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania. they were fun to play with.
DrNicholasRivierA
After having worked at a grocery store, NEVER BUY ANYTHING FROM THE BULK AISLE! We used to have homeless people and families w kids just eat as much as they could with their hands. Oh, and the serve yourself soup \ salad bars as well. People love to taste the soup w the ladle all the time.
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
All the greasy germy hands that have left their goo on those udders. No thanks.
magicrhombus
As opposed to all the greasy germy hands that handle the bottle?
TerrorAustralisIncognita
You're not supposed to lick em man!
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
How else do you get it out. It’s a nipple, you suck on it.
TerrorAustralisIncognita
thepeenisbehindthetrenchcoat
oh, its just squeezing. I was hoping i'd have to jerk them off for 4 or 5 minutes..
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
That's not illegal or anything
Wuz314159
dedthingy
4-5 minutes ? What are you, an expert marathon runner? This guy
BitchCake
Edging the sauce
ShimmerinStrider
Oh...ugh....someone's milked the mayo in their mouth, you know it.
MrAsparagus
More likely one of the massive rats in the airport slurped it haha
kittykat
That's beyond disgusting. But you're probably right.
stronomer
Only in the US, not in Germany.
jayman0123
Shaiden Rogue begs to differ...
stronomer
I don't know what that is.
WoeToHice
I'll give you a hint: don't look up that name while you're at work.
stronomer
Also outside of work I did not feel compelled to do that. But thanks for the warning.
Roune
Idk. I’m mostly disturbed that the mustard bottle isn’t yellow
Wirefish
Why is the mayonnaise udder yellow?
alt86er
The label is.
kittykat
I thought about that. The white bottle is still disturbing to me.
alt86er
So you are saying... you find that lack of yellow disturbing? =)
stronomer
That's because that outrageous artificial yellow "mustard" colour is outlawed in the EU.
mercyPandaRunner
What?? Mustard is naturally yellow.
They were talking about the bottle.
RestlessVagabond
Colman's would like to have a word.
bronsonmills9
Man, you and everyone else who has replied are wrong. Mustard seeds are vaguely yellow i guess but ground mustard is more of a cream color. The classic yellow mustard available everywhere (including the EU) is colored by turmeric, a root vegetable in the ginger family. Its also used as a textile dye, and its the reason some curry will dye your counter yellow if you spill it.
filurilurl
You... are aware that mustard powder is naturally yellow, right?
Even if you mean the specific type of mustard that's normally called American or yellow mustard, which is bright yellow, you can still get that. It's not like the EU blanket bans food colouring, they just banned some artificial types that were found to be bad for you.
stronomer
Yes, I wrote that in an explanation. E102 and E110. Both are sometimes found in US mustards.
filurilurl
I still don't understand what that has to do with the colour of the *bottle* being white, which is what stronomer was commenting on.
The EU banning specific types of artificial colouring doesn't stop mustard from being yellow. Containers with mustard are usually made yellow.
This one is white.
stronomer
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BitchCake
Eh? As in the colour of the sauce? We definitely still get mustard yellow mustard in Finland and Denmark. That's a colourant?
stronomer
Some yellow colouring ("yellow 5" = Tartrazine = E102 and "yellow 6" = E110) are permitted in food in the US, but forbidden in the EU. They can be in some mustards as colours - in Europe you will find either other colours or just the natural yellow mustard seed colour, depending on type and brand.
myparentswenttodisneyworldandalligotwasthislousyusername
I just took a look at a few different types of mustard (including yellow), and none of them use dye at all. Most seem to use turmeric for color.
You can tell I'm from the US due to my lack of u in color.
whatsisname
You don't eat the bottle. The bottle can be the same color as the sauce, which is clearly yellow, but it's not, its white.
stronomer
You don't. But maybe you don't want a bottle that disappoints the customer by being more colorful than the product. Also you can actually see the mustard colour. That not enough?
zetzmemp
Give it a rest man.
stronomer
Me? I'm not going on about a bottle that has hurt no-one and is being discriminated against, because it has the "wrong" colour.