WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
117914
1935
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Jun 12, 2023 10:48 PM
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
117914
1935
23
LeOneTrueTroll
Honey just here me out, the knife was 6k but we will save so much more in portion control.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
I don't like the crust. Can you cut it off for me?
UnrealEstates
How much does the knife cost?
louloucharlotte
myusernameisbrunhilda
I want that knife!
CaptCrobar
wafer thin
anotherrandomname
Artisanal bread? In this economy?
SonneilIon
That’ll be $6.57
Hueroc
If you say so. My entire life, restaurant portions have been more than I can finish, and I haven't noticed them getting any smaller.
tr26
It’s more a commentary on what we can afford.
DigitalWaffle
That’ll be $37.
4vie
Dude's got some seriously good knives. But even better knife technique!
Ryukee
a kiwi sandwich????
kendrickmeadows1
That's how Micky and the Beanstalk starts out...
StuckHereWithYouAndThoseClowns
Fun and fancy free?
BoominGranny
I’m gonna eat and eat and eat and eat and eat until I die 🎵
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
THANK YOU, I was trying to remember.
HapilyDamaged
WHADDA YA MEAN BEANS?!
OhIfIMust
YOU GET MORE BEANS!!!
ElbowDeepInBillCosby
Awww, beans
kidtutty
Sexy ass knife on butcher block ASMR noises making me horngry
SleazyBijou
A kiwi sandwich? Ramen is still cheaper.
stonebreaker6
That’ll be tree-fiddy
TheAlviss
"That will be $24. Don't forget to tip."
michaeloberg
glovelyday
Don"t need Keto in this economy.
Einer
Same flavor, less calories.
rshewmaker6
Sofa king subway
anonymkonto
Two slices of kiwi ?!? Way to show off Mr moneybags
thetsarisa
I love really sharp knives and this one is phenomenal!
galapas
The entertainment factor of this post is very thin.
ZK383
About as sharp as your wit...
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
Could hone those skills.
ZK383
Oh ho ho ... very good. You must be well bread.
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
More of a toast of the town, if you will.
ZK383
Well, I hope you never get in a jam.
HyruleCucco
$15.99 please.
PenguinNamedWobbles
Don't forget the 35% tip for handing you the food.
L1ttl3J1m
83 cents at the big supermarket duopoly, so probably 50c at the local fruit'n'veg around here. A thousand dollars (plus postage and sales tax) for the knife, though.
BurningVeryImportantThings
wow that's cheap
MagnusMan
Plus a $8 tip, a $10 “atmosphere” fee, and $12 oxygen fee.
BurningVeryImportantThings
fucking o2 fee gets me every time!
MagnusMan
$20 fee for not expecting the unexpected.
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
$85 occupancy fee
eppykaze
But who can afford the quality knifes to be able to cut that thin?
unclebabybillyfreeman
Any cheapo knife can be made super sharp. How long it stays sharp is the variable
woozle
kiwi fruit? in this economy?
Ivalicenyan
In kiwi they just call them fruits
MireLurkKing
I know, bougie fucks!
Morg729
$0.59 at my local market. I'm by far no moneybags but I can splurge every so often
tr26
EACH?!
dwilson0725
For half.
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
I’m more impressed by that knife!
AlrightlyThen
He found it on the ground
Daraanel
Friend of mine back in highschool was hosted by a wealthy family in SanFrancisco, and because he came from New Zealand, they bought a handful of (at that time insanely expensive) kiwifruit. Rather than slicing them up as above, he just grabbed one and started eating it like an apple, skin and all. The family was stunned that *anyone* would do that - but that's how they were (and are) eaten :D
Inoriiz
I’m from Australia and usually we just slice them in half and eat everything out of the skin with a spoon
AtLeastImWearingUnderwear
As a kiwi I can tell you that it's only that one wierd friend that does that.
AisforApple
Ryebread91
YES! BEAUTIFUL.
FunkyMonkeyRumJunky
Exactly the clip required here. +1
nrr4x5
This was the first thing I thought of.
pareidoliaperson
Boomers, 1969, picking themselves up by their bootstraps.
mrsdowneyjr
No other gif would suffice
truespartangaming
Where my mind immediately went.
Wodensdayschild
Lol I'm glad I'm not the only person with that movie living in my brain
Noahbalboa82
PlayerBhatin
Get outta my head charles.
tarnok
Yuppp first thing I thought of!
Bcmario1985
Literally first thought that came to mind lol.
Pokegeologist
Reference the Great Depression?
DingusMajoris
It's from 1947's "Mickey and the Beanstalk", so the animators would have lived through both the Depression and the War. I imagine memories of food scarcity would have informed their choices, consciously or not.
americangothicboi
Came for this
ekacsyawlatonsti
Weird kink
OhIfIMust
Not *to*, you goob.
americangothicboi
I’m into much weirder
sirmixanaverageamount
I remember identifying so hard with them and being so depressed when I saw this as a kid
sektorz
This scene made me so sad when i was little.
EmptyHouseBurglar
I likewise remember strong emotions, 40 some years ago. Children have empathy and don't want others to go hungry. As an adult I not know certain politicians revel in the idea, cough R cough.
counterintel
This scene hurts so bad. I may be emotionally unstable in general but, as a kid or adult, this always messes me up.
Whatevyou
Me too, but now it's just family dinner.
Maelwrath
:(
kingkongkeom
That comment makes me even sadder.
SteveMND
If this hadn't been the top comment, I would have been terribly disappointed.
OnyxTurret
If this hadn't been the top response to the top comment, I'd have been disappointed.
ADDGirl
I just told my husband "I didn't open this to watch the video, I opened this because top comment had better be a gif of Mickey cutting an invisible slice of bread and a bean".
Cranbananarama
ChaopsPyramydBuylderCompany
More upvote than the post itself
RandAIFlagg
Same. This was what I thought of watching it.
hesbeginningtobelieve
I just posted this on nostalgia day a few weeks ago. Here’s a longer version
bigdinger81
Why didn't they just eat duck?
hesbeginningtobelieve
…or goofy. Might be good.
tiduszecht
goofy would have driven the other two goofy. donald would have driven the other two quackers.