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OhJesus
LoL "A cat named Bitches"
KeatonTS
i dunno, id be afraid of vacuum cleaners if they were 3 times my size.
Shendorion
The evidence before the court is. . . incontrovertible. There's no need for the jury to retire.
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
Well we didnt elect him. Electoral college did.
TongueLasher
Sad thing is, the items left in the litter box are smarter than Trump.
AwesomeName
jeffnve
Mittens 2020
giveusalol
I don't know what happened to Sean Spicer in this photo but it's a YUUUGE improvement. He should keep the look.
Scr0lls
The White Meowse*
swinglinered
socks?
SunnySarah20
Socks.
Morkboosic
I mean.... the cat isn't wrong.....
IMostlyCommentWithGifsSometimesPics
+1 for the title alone haha
CatBlaster5000
I caught that title reference @OP https://media.giphy.com/media/aeBbNgeewwtZ6/giphy.gif
PurestEvil
Guys, it would have been just as stupid to vote Hillary, remember? It was known as a terrible election, because BOTH sucked.
abbylu
Why did NDT capitalize cat and vacuum cleaner...
Slimpikins
RarityKitten
Well, it is named Bitches
Munchman347
Well, neither did humans...
giveusalol
ouch
daiconrad
[GROUND CONTROL TO ASTRONAUT CAT] Now preparing to enter the vacuum of space. [ASTRONAUT CAT] The *what* of space?
flamingflamingo
best comment NA
deluxury
I mean, his name is Bitches the Cat.
BloodyDuctTape
I am afraid of the vacuum cleaner.
twfeline
Your mother was a cat and your father smelled of elderberries.
giveusalol
Is this you? http://imgur.com/GGdqkBl
Molvanian
How do we know? Maybe there's a Cat-trump out there. Like a less-personable Garfield. Maybe he's the president of Cats now?
acmeyakko
That "now" should really be "meow"
swinglinered
President of cat's meow?
giveusalol
Would cats ever agree on a leader? They seem too contrary...
Macksiiie
Kind of how our version won...
WateryTartan
Second point, cats always get away with murder.
Betyde
Just like Hillary eksdee
MrRandom314159
Flyndaran
They literally, and certainly legally, cannot commit murder to begin with. It means a human killing another human, with intent.
omfgasn
They even get away with eating their owners and people still get them
giveusalol
Agreed. They are the most cold blooded warm blooded creatures.
yeekee
As someone who had mice get in the garage and eat wires in my baby (car)...GOOD!! KILL EM ALL
GoDrunkYoureHome
Killer Whales give them a run for there money.
giveusalol
So bloody true.
AManWoman
Bitches is the best! She and her housemate cats are also on the package art for Off Color Brewery in Chicago
SophiaRose01
FRIENDS REFERENCE!!!!
kiwiflavored
Cats are afraid of vacuum cleaners, humans fuck them. This causes 16,000 genital injuries / year in the US alone. And we are the smarter sp?
nlmaya
Well. There's a fun fact I'll never be able to forget.
julesofthenorth
jesus, really?
Loy71
Smarter but not wiser?
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
Okay, so 16,000 people end up in the hospital for genital injuries every year, not 16,000 specifically from vacuum cleaner related injuries.
HinamilGreyworks
I really didn't think that we needed the warning label "Do not stick this into any orafice. or any body part into the vacuum cleaner.
giveusalol
"We'll tell your mother we *ate* the pie."
happinessconsultant
McDonalds or homemade?
kiwiflavored
Source: http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/08/15021967-genital-injuries-send-16000-to-er-every-year It's not just men btw.
Flyndaran
Oh Jesus fuck. I read your post to mean that the injuries were caused by people fucking cats. I believed it too.
HaroldLostHisPurpleCrayon
This doesn't at all say anything about vacuums being a cause of those genital injuries. They mention personal grooming and sports the most
kiwiflavored
You're right. I shouldn't post when I'm criminally under-caffeinated
HaroldLostHisPurpleCrayon
I appreciate the effort though. I learned things
TKRBrownstone
+1 for the subtle Friends reference.
Arehel
I am afraid not many people got it! But I love OP for this.
giveusalol
http://imgur.com/sL7N1Qc
rumnbass
+1for title
urustai
Wrong, Neil, I am terrified of vacuum cleaners... and spiders.
Tornadotaco
Cats and dogs get along Beautifully let me tell you just beautifully. People come up to me, they say cats and dogs are just great together
WookieWookieWookie
Good one chief.
stardame
Stop it. I even heard it in his voice.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
Trump's voice, or Miles o'Brien's voice
BettyBoopRidesAgain
Believe me
wakichunu
When you're trying to reach the minimum word count in an essay
dizzyturtle
cobrass
Let's make cats and dogs great again!
elosch
Yesterday a cat called me and he actually thanked me for saying these things on television.
RedJack3t
Pretty sure if i saw a bright red light on the floor beckoning me i'd follow it.
surfingangel
You could say the same thing for G.W.Bush who was a moron,& he's elected not once but twice. Who elects a moron twice?
Gluseph
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... well... WELL YOU CAN'T GET FOOLED AGAIN"
Guilead
People who do not want the alternative, I reckon.
surfingangel
Well, with your logic, we can say the same thing for Trump then.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
My man Neil is kind of a pretentious asswaffle on twitter. Smart dude though.
SanKa13
Ok, but why stating obvious shit like that?
flamingflamingo
I don't get why everyone gets so up in arms. He has a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor and everyone thinks it's "pretention".
Oscill8s
Yes, it's quite fashionable these days to talk about how pretentious he is. Well done.
bimmergeek
Agree. If Imgurians stopped posting NDT content I wouldn't be mad.
eskamobob1
I mean, I dont disagree, but this tweet doesnt seem to be an asshole one so why bring it up?
DaDisser
So other ppl don't forget, i'd assume. Not everyone knows he is a pleb
kohrah
somebody brings it up on every pic about him nowadays
Ransbear
*Someone mentions Neil* Oh but did you know he is an asshole?
IOnceShatAPlum
Every single time
MadHakon
Because people feel more intelligent themselves when they target him. "Look at me, smart and NOT CONDESCENDING."
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
No no, I'm smart and condescending. I'm totally a piece of shit.
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
Come on dude. He's pretty pretentious. What was even the point of thus tweet anyways.
MadHakon
I think you might be just as pretentious as you make him if you think even his jokes are snobbery.
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
I think you missed some of the tweets we are all talking about. They were posted a while back. Ignorance is no excuse for aggression bro
daguq
I take great issue with his statement that whether or not you believe in it, science is true.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
What happens when you have two scientists who believe in equally plausible but untestable (as of now) theories? ones that contradict?
TristanBomb
When he says "science," he means established facts. I.e. climate change, evolution, and gravity are reality whether you believe in it or not
daguq
I get this, and I'm not challenging gravity (though it challenges me), but our understanding of it has changed a lot, and will do again.
TristanBomb
Of course. We've been wrong before. But the key thing about science is that it's incremental - we were wrong about Newtonian gravity (1/2)
flamingflamingo
Wait why?
BigDumbFaggot
That's what happens when these pop scientists start spouting their political views. Bill Nye has been traveling down the same path.
PaperCl1p
Bill Nye isn't a scientist, he's a science commentator/actor. In his words "science guy"
BigDumbFaggot
Yeah, I know. He's an engineer, but the same idea applies. Neil is barely a scientist.
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
Isn't he an astrophysicist? I don't see why that means he's barely a scientist.
BigDumbFaggot
All of his knowledge is outdated and he doesn't do any actual since anymore, he's focused on being a celebrity instead.
hearthstoneaccount3
Issue is when political parties deny science these figures have no choice but to do so.
sangheraj
Nah, Neil was an asshole before. He just let fame go to his head
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I believe it.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
"If we keep doing this to the planet we're all going to die." "Ugh, there goes Captain Science again, getting all political."
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I think he's referring to "gender is on a spectrum thing" and the "my vagina" song
eskamobob1
That was pretty cringy....
Flyndaran
But it literally is a spectrum. My body does not define my mind. I don't get those that think it should.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Expand on that please
BigDumbFaggot
Xirema
That's a fake screenshot. He never said that.
Iwannaseeit
Supposedly that was never said in that episode, just saying
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MichaeIScott
Agreed, but why is he talking about the intellectual difference between a human and cat? Haha
kiwiflavored
I imagine this tweet was a reply to someone else.
Mutt1117
Or he just has an inferiority complex when it comes to cats.
kiwiflavored
That is another possibility. I mean, who hasn't? There's a reason people used to worship them
Treblaine
"Neil you have to tweet something every day, literally anything, it doesn't matter"
LeavingHotelGuest
White pussy destroys black man.
MissingImage
thatsmyfetish.gif
Litten
I've seen that porn.
MarleafChef
This might be the only instance where Trumps tiny hands are needed to prevent further devastation.
codpeace
Today must be opposite day.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
*black science man
SluntBiggums
This hit too close to home. Lost my best friend to a white she-devil.
muntalunt
Same. Except my friend is also white
LukeKitchen
Get Out (2017)
DerangedMoosh
Again
FoxGodRecords
Every damn time.
MrFussell
What a time to be alive
MasterEpicon713
Role reversals galore
illthinkofsomethingcleverlater
I've seen this one
fallinglightasaboulder
FeminineHygieneProductAdvertising
did i move to russia ??
AddictedToCycling
itsgoodpussy.gif
SubZole
Well thats a first :D
GriffithDidEverythingWrong
tale as old as time
notgoingtoarrestyou
beauty and the beast
Radiumbreon
LetMeTellYouSomethingAboutHowTheWorldWorks
SL3ID3R
SatoriEnlightenment
NotSame.
XxhaydrenxX
I saw that going diffrently.
AmityVilleHorror
I like how this can be posted as normally as the regular gif and serve the same purpose.
Treske23
My friend never saw the regular gif. I'd show him but I lost it in my favorite folder. Anyone wanna help my friend out?
SirRaymondLuxuryYacht
RBrenn
The Tiger Woods Story
tchmnky
getthismanabeer
Damn, that's the cream of the crop.
ginofgan
Did he stop being good at golf or was it just his reputation that got wrecked?
Billyjimjoejohngerryjosephgeorgejames
Yes.
ChaMura
My guess was that his golfing skills were powered up by being a whore. WE NEED TIGER TO RETURN TO HIS WHORELIKE WAYS AND REVIVE HIS CAREER
MidiArbite
The reports about it mentioned he was still on painkillers for an injury over a year old, he was already done for before the fight.
konelhft
His career really went downhill after his doctor got busted for pushing PEDs
howboutyadontladiesandgentlemenSCOTTYDONT
Both I guess. Reputation went to shit then I think stress got to him, also began having back issues and then started playing like crap.
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QuirkyWallace
Wtf those are emoji mascots for a messenger app
relicen
Preeeeeetty sure it's girls of every color.
notgoingtoarrestyou
true, but latina's care more for a dangerous guy,![]()
Oteneo
dangerous guys and and assholes with money, you mean
MuayThaiwinLannister
HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DESTROY WHITE PUSSY, NOT BE CORRUPTED BY IT
LaughingTree
PhillipJFrey
Something about Star Wars memes being hot right now
Sholan
As hot as a river of lava?
daguq
"Star Wars memes, so hot right now." Is this the meme you're looking for?
TheRealBobsonDugnutt
Tiger's Wood
PrivateHomi
That's typical
darkhavana0512
kauljp
Omg, this is starting to become a bloodbath
alejari
Tell OJ about it
MissDashLisa
Went five swipes before I realized I needed to come back to upvote you