Hotsauceman
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My hot sauce definitely does that to me. Think an overly pumped up super soaker or eating a bunch of sugar free gummy bears.
Aug 24, 2022 7:56 PM
Hotsauceman
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My hot sauce definitely does that to me. Think an overly pumped up super soaker or eating a bunch of sugar free gummy bears.
gyrozeppeli13
Happy shitting!
MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions
I feel you OP. Definitely.
postmahone
It sounds like eating spicy food puts you in a difficult shituation
MinxyJinx
Malatang is my FAVORITE spicy food but it leaves my bunghole so burny and the poops are just glittered with chili skins
SmokyDoggg
You'll pay it back on the shitter.
ChucKTheCanadian
Nice butt @op :)
Hotsauceman
Thank you! I’m actually working on toning while I run
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
So when I finally got covid (dumb kid brought it home from school) my only symptom was loss of taste/smell (cuz vaccines) 1/
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
So I busted out the prank insanely hot hot sause cuz I could actually taste it. My behind on the other hand, was just like normal.....
Cranbananarama
Guess I've got tungsten guts. Never have any problems during or after eating spice.
SherMattLockSmith
Beaver's ghost pepper mustard. The only spicy thing I have ever eaten that gave me the hiccups. And I love extremely spicy foods!
SherMattLockSmith
It is so strange, getting the mustard on my face often hurts more than eating it....
Rasayana
A walk in the park compared to overeating cheese.
Hutchy01
I once ate a pound of sugarfree gummy bears and the result was two days of agony solved by a fart of such potency, it would have solved Iraq
poocolonel3030
I'm quite sure I have destroyed the pain receptors in my asshole with a constant diet of chilli peppers. It never burns anymore.
Merdock
I just got some truffle hot sauce. Not super hot, but incredibly delicious. Now I just want to cook up a bunch of wings and cover them in it
Hotsauceman
I remember watching a hot ones episode and Gordon Ramsey ripping black truffles.
Merdock
To each their own. Not everybody likes the same things. My tastes have certainly changed over time.
UmamiMama
That's me with ice cream and my stupid lactose ass
rbudrick
There are electric tweazers that just rip out hair as you rub it over the area. Great for ears and buttholes.
Tahaufren
fr sugar free candies really fuck you up in excess. obviously i know a lot about it because i loooove gummies :)
Hotsauceman
So at what point is it too much?
Tahaufren
I don't know any spec less than a full bag, so... a full bag :) Several of them.
Scottwax
Once you get used to spicy food, no more ring of fire..
PoorSucker
schlockchurch
I love making hot wings, and I put together a very flavorful, extremely spicy sauce. My butthole gets really upset. A bidet has helped.
Hotsauceman
Oh!!!! May I have the recipe? I like to try.
SapphicCatgirl
This is why you always chase with milk after spicy foods. Neutralize the capsaicin before it reaches the end of the line
Hotsauceman
Bleh! I don’t like the taste of milk.
SkamanSam
Lmao, imagine being ?️? and being a bottom AND loving spicy food. Like the spicier the better. Ugh, decisions decisions.
vladimirtheliberator
Gotta get rid of the butthole hairs somehow
kissmyassets
I shave my butthole for different reasons. This gave me an alternative solution that I'm not prepared to try.
acuteavocado7
like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet
cheesedogs
My taste buds are Indian, but my anus is white
Chromentor
Caution!
RunningDroid
IDK why yours didn't post right, maybe this one will:
Chromentor
Looks fine to me. But can't have to much warning about serious stuff.
Hotsauceman
Nair works better
ph34rocious
9 evil people upvoted this
ILiekToCookAndBake
I'd rather wax my brown eye than expose it to that shit.
hawaiianatheart
Doesn't taste as good
MonocledMonotreme
This used to happen to me until I found out I had Celiac's. The breading was causing the diarrhea. Now I can enjoy spicy food all I want!
Hotsauceman
Can you ask for traditional wings without the breading?
MonocledMonotreme
Some places do. Some are assholes and give you shit if you ask about gluten. There are plenty of spicy foods besides wings anyway.
UpvoteTotem
Ever cook with hot chili oil? Mm tasty. But then.
Hotsauceman
Yes!!! I have habenaro olive oil
SlammedCarsAreRuinedCars
Once I started in on the really hot stuff -ghost peppers and Carolina reapers- eating them several times a week for several weeks, >>
SlammedCarsAreRuinedCars
I discovered that not only did it stop feeling super spicy, on the way in and out, but it also greatly improved my digestion all around
HoratioVelveteen
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NoobsStfu
Never understood this, there seem to be a lot of people whose digestive systems simply don't process spicy foods
Hotsauceman
Are they a bird?
nero4ty2
Can change over time too
BearsDontCare
Capsaicin naturally acts as a diaretic iirc.
NoobsStfu
Capsaicin does not act as a diuretic, but that'd be moot point anyway - diuretics promote urine production, not excretion.
BearsDontCare
I mixed up my terms. It promotes bowel movement, but I honestly cannot recall the term.
PenguinNamedWobbles
I tried some scorching hot cheese-it's recently. Terrible. Tastes like they put a pinch of flamin hot cheeto seasoning on saltine crackers
Hotsauceman
What kind? I had habanero cheddar from WSU creamery and that was amazing
PenguinNamedWobbles
https://www.cheezit.com/en_US/products/grooves/cheez-it-grooves-scorchin--hot-cheddar.html/ these. It's a different cracker formula too.
PenguinNamedWobbles
The hot and spicy Tabasco ones are good, but they just need an extra hot version.
PenguinNamedWobbles
Do you have any habaneo hotsuace recipes? I tried one with onions and carrots, but it just tasted like bitter carrots in the end.
Hotsauceman
Yeah hold on. I’ll deliver
PenguinNamedWobbles
Thanks. I was thinking of trying mixing non-hot sweet peppers with habeneros to keep the pepper flavor up, but I need to try different stuff
Hotsauceman
I like to pair fresno/jalapeños with habaneros. The habaneros build and the jalapeños linger.
whooshy
Bring an ice cube with you when you shit...
Hotsauceman
I got a bidet but when the brown starfish is aflame, the water is not the game!
DeadeicPrints
Hotsauceman
Water makes Butthole mad.
DeadeicPrints
Really? I haven't used a bidet yet but wet wipes feel amazing after a burning shit from spicy food. I woulda thought a bidet would b bliss.
Hotsauceman
It’s the velocity of the water. It’s cool but it’s harsh