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Jun 2, 2017 7:39 PM
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SgtReznovIsReal
This post is beautiful, I'm crying
FatSavage
Why is every PR person named jenny
Showmeyourotters
A couple weeks ago we had a family breakfast and put a bottle of ketchup in the place my sister, who couldn't make it would've sat.
Azraelgargoyle
Should've burned it. Ya know... Ash Ketchup
rocketturttle
@OP did you speak the words?
koSarcasticAssHat
It just had a bad period this month....it was probably still breathing when you buried it. RIP
WaitingForCoffee
OuroborosX
I honestly thought there were only 2 brands of ketchup, Heinz and Hunts.
JenniwithanI
Must be Poms. I need brown sauce in my cupboard/ fridge always - next to the Vegemite . Very funny
InspectorFrankDrebin
Yes, an autopsy is needed to find the cause of it's dead
sunlight
The cause of it's dead.
LadyBumps
Ulthirm
Pressure, is that hard to understand? Even my parents do this crap, refridgerate it? it will reduce the size, place it in a warm location?
Ulthirm
the fluid will expand (well kind of splits) beugh.
RiverRoyal
Look at the Lea and Perrins trying to look all innocent in the background. WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
relaxyobatty
Adaaayyym
Why would a young ketchup bottle take its life like that? We need answers! #Justiceforketchup
NostalgicHooligan
nosoupforoldmen
I don't know why but my grandmother still prefers the glass bottles to the squeezable. I can't get fuck all out of the glass bottles though.
ChefGavinB
Burial before the investigation... Sounds like a cover up
WeAreStevo
Don't go burying that ketchup in that there cemetery up yonder...strange things up there...sometimes things are best left dead
jesusaichchrist
Is that your yard soil? It looks incredible.
loser9999
Actually might be lucky. Air means that something living like bacteria was growing in it.
fitnessjen1992
Why are all companies suddenly hiring PR geniuses?
Kiwisphere
Because posts like these go viral and they get free exposure/advertisements.
fitnessjen1992
I guess it was more of a how.
bigbootybigfoot
How come she lost the stock pot? Could she have washed it?
CodenameLoki
Wrong kind of stock pot. Google "knorr stock pot" and it'll make sense c:
bigbootybigfoot
Couldn't she have washed those too, they're plastic.
bigbootybigfoot
But that does make more sense than throwing out a pan because of ketchup
TemporaryUzername
lol. they didn't put the cap back on tight after removing the freshness seal, and now they're trying to go viral with it or something?
Cantfindmybirthcertificate
For my A2 I had Morrisons for my case study.
yoshisereniti
Need closure please! Did they require the poor ketchup to be exhumed?
BarfTittiesGalore
Well, yeah. We have to perform the ritual.
knudude
What is this, "Fatal Frame - V : The Ketchuping?"
FlyingTigerRose
That's...THE Ritual.
dragonfly89
Salt an burn him it's the only way to be safe
WacknCheese
Did you bring the sacrificial child?
imakebeerforaliving
ApolloSierra
Pet Sematary?
ButterfaceTaintClown
I mean, Morrisons did reanimate the corpse of Richard Hammond...
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
Ssshhh...it's ok, we already performed the chant. Telechanting is acceptable to most customers these days.
GetOffMyLawnYa
NEVER buy store brand ketchup!
ladyiota
You should have bought Heinz.
5am13
To be fair, this is probably made in the exact same factory. There aren't many places that specialize in ketchup that I'm aware of.
5am13
When my husband gets home, I'll ask if his (not Heinz) factory makes this brand. I could be wrong.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Hi wrong, I'm dad
5am13
I said "could be" not am. But, since he said they don't make it, it very well could be an off brand that Heinz makes, dad.
aeouk
Sauce?
relaxyobatty
Topherak
aleister94
Ketchup and brown weren't you listening?
aeouk
Are you The Stranglers?
aleister94
Wud?
aeouk
Does the 94 refer to your year of birth?
aleister94
Yeah
LCDC
Aliteraldickinabox
Somebody make the ketchup upvotes
ProxyPlayerHD
Obviously someone uses Stasis on that Bottle.
Sergio1d
Must be related to the deceased patient.
WraithTDK
Has this ever happened to youuu?
peanutbutterpotatosalad
There must be a better way
theluckysuccess
The only appropriate gif
Frito4president
Infomercials be like
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
"There must be a better way!" -poorly paid actor
RELAVANTGIFMAKER
gynonurseifixyourladybits
I know what to expect and I laugh every time
imjustgonnabehere
FruitsmakemeToots
He kept hitting it
stimpsonjcatt
Battery?
AwkwardlyNiceAlien
"Sauce"?
NotaMormonbutlookslikeone
I think it's In like Flint but I may be wronf
KaseyMiller
Yea, everywhere.
imjustgonnabehere
LCDC
No it's ketchup
Yurrrrrrrrt
catsup
IGetItFrenchClass
I feel like I should upvote for awareness, but downvote out of rage because this spelling MAKES NO SENSE.
fluhatinrapper
Those special effects look impressive for the year.
LCDC
Your mom looks impressive for her year
fluhatinrapper
You're not wrong.
Xiseria
No, no she does not. I seriously need to raise my standards.