Sep 16, 2018 8:52 PM
WouldAPonyByAnyOtherNameBeAsOffencive
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trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I understand these references
Shigbeard
Had a year long weed binge until I got bronchitis, had to quit cold turkey. Now I do mushrooms, LSD, and whippits/nangs.
HumtyFuckty
Im successful, in my 30s, great income. Still party. No heroin, crack, meth. But the normal EDM shit. Not everyone becomes a fucked up mess.
DestoryerMon
I'm an idiot when I first saw it I read drums instead of drugs and I got very confused
RichieMuenster
Did it happen in late December? Perhaps in ‘63?
Kingstad
I have always wondered in what worlds you guys live where you can find this stuff, I'm jealous
Jaboticaba
Go to bars and clubs and talk to strangers, especially the weird ones
theflyingnun
I smoke weed but have no desire to try harder drugs. I'm a low key person. The idea of "gateway drugs" is bs.
hobobobo
Drugs are fine in moderation. Like everything. I've done crack and got bored within 3 days. Got my shit 90% together.
idontcareifthesundontshine
I did drugs in my early 2Os but haven't touched them since and im sure I have a greater capacity for pleasure thanks to my experiences
fredhoffman1968
i first time i took LSD i was giving a 4 way hit and i trip'd for 3 days ..lol..
JuxtaThePozer
Uppers are fun and all but the crash can be hectic. Hallucinogens, LSD, DMT, mushrooms. That's where it's really at. Soooo much more fun /1
It's been a couple years for me though which is the longest dry stint in 20 yrs. They aren't addictive so whatever, when the time's right /2
itsjustcoy28
I just stuck to weed. I don't understand the need to go further.....the other shit is just scary.
Delush
Everything you don't know is scary man, sometimes you're right to be afraid like with heroin and shit. And others like mdma are amazing...
DerelictTwitterCrash
I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool, and when I finally got sober, felt ten years older but fuck it it was something to do.
He ded
longoriaisaiah
I feel like ecstasy is scarier than coke. But then again I’ve never done ecstasy so I’m biased.
theaveragespiderman1572
Far less scary actually
Welp. Time to do ecstasy.
primusnominetandemnomine
Don't do drugs kids. Whether you believe that gateway drugs are a thing or not, I've seen way too many junkies waste away their lives
People who aren't even 30 yet who look and feel like they're on their way to 60. Seeing someone die a lifetime to soon hurts too much
And if it fucks a total stranger like me up, imagine what it'll do to those who love and cherish you. For everyone's sake, seek help
wheresurgurl
Had my support until heroin
Did you.. read the whole thing?
Yes
ImACraftyHooker
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
JasmineWindsong
Thank god you weren’t like the last idiot that commented and put “I used to do too”
mastodonj
RIP Mitch!
Trumpisms
I bet you're the kinda guy who needs a receipt for a doughnut.
Lumpchunker
We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut.
lastusernameinexistence
file that under D. For Doughnut
MyFlightControls
Mitch Hedberg!
millerke04
-Michael Scott
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
rugmiem
I thought amphetamine was stronger than cocaine.
maninthedarkness
Nah, caffeine is the way to go. Slam that shit quick and you will be able to SEE things.
Generally coming at a fraction of the price, amphs are a different kind of extra power. Either way, stick with weed :D
My fav was cristal...but been clean 8 years so far. I did hate weed, that thing would knocked me down “zzzzz” at the spot. lol
simpleman12
Weed was my exit drug. Crystal 6 years
boomdeboom
Bojack
InformedOne
And Sarah Lynn
PrivateDetectiveGeneParmesan
Sarah Lynn?......Sarah Lynn?......
Feels
BananaToothPaste
Not everyone is a degenerate.
FloppyAnomaly
Rev up those crosses, boys!
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
I know lots of very well educated people, scientists, doctors, lawyers, businessmen who all do these drugs. It's a lot more widespread.
paganfears
Hows this bible reading bullshit
Kregular365
*looking left and right* meh - I'm not too sure about this
DelightfullyOdd
I'm a degenerate. Just not that kind of degenerate.
AbstractBettaFish
You realize we’re still in usersub right?
The way you use asterisks says you are one of those degenerates
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I understand these references
Shigbeard
Had a year long weed binge until I got bronchitis, had to quit cold turkey. Now I do mushrooms, LSD, and whippits/nangs.
HumtyFuckty
Im successful, in my 30s, great income. Still party. No heroin, crack, meth. But the normal EDM shit. Not everyone becomes a fucked up mess.
DestoryerMon
I'm an idiot when I first saw it I read drums instead of drugs and I got very confused
RichieMuenster
Did it happen in late December? Perhaps in ‘63?
Kingstad
I have always wondered in what worlds you guys live where you can find this stuff, I'm jealous
Jaboticaba
Go to bars and clubs and talk to strangers, especially the weird ones
theflyingnun
I smoke weed but have no desire to try harder drugs. I'm a low key person. The idea of "gateway drugs" is bs.
hobobobo
Drugs are fine in moderation. Like everything. I've done crack and got bored within 3 days. Got my shit 90% together.
idontcareifthesundontshine
I did drugs in my early 2Os but haven't touched them since and im sure I have a greater capacity for pleasure thanks to my experiences
fredhoffman1968
i first time i took LSD i was giving a 4 way hit and i trip'd for 3 days ..lol..
JuxtaThePozer
Uppers are fun and all but the crash can be hectic. Hallucinogens, LSD, DMT, mushrooms. That's where it's really at. Soooo much more fun /1
JuxtaThePozer
It's been a couple years for me though which is the longest dry stint in 20 yrs. They aren't addictive so whatever, when the time's right /2
itsjustcoy28
I just stuck to weed. I don't understand the need to go further.....the other shit is just scary.
Delush
Everything you don't know is scary man, sometimes you're right to be afraid like with heroin and shit. And others like mdma are amazing...
DerelictTwitterCrash
I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool, and when I finally got sober, felt ten years older but fuck it it was something to do.
Jaboticaba
He ded
longoriaisaiah
I feel like ecstasy is scarier than coke. But then again I’ve never done ecstasy so I’m biased.
theaveragespiderman1572
Far less scary actually
longoriaisaiah
Welp. Time to do ecstasy.
primusnominetandemnomine
Don't do drugs kids. Whether you believe that gateway drugs are a thing or not, I've seen way too many junkies waste away their lives
primusnominetandemnomine
People who aren't even 30 yet who look and feel like they're on their way to 60. Seeing someone die a lifetime to soon hurts too much
primusnominetandemnomine
And if it fucks a total stranger like me up, imagine what it'll do to those who love and cherish you. For everyone's sake, seek help
wheresurgurl
Had my support until heroin
WouldAPonyByAnyOtherNameBeAsOffencive
Did you.. read the whole thing?
wheresurgurl
Yes
ImACraftyHooker
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
JasmineWindsong
Thank god you weren’t like the last idiot that commented and put “I used to do too”
mastodonj
RIP Mitch!
Trumpisms
I bet you're the kinda guy who needs a receipt for a doughnut.
Lumpchunker
We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut.
lastusernameinexistence
file that under D. For Doughnut
MyFlightControls
Mitch Hedberg!
millerke04
-Michael Scott
MyFlightControls
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
rugmiem
I thought amphetamine was stronger than cocaine.
maninthedarkness
Nah, caffeine is the way to go. Slam that shit quick and you will be able to SEE things.
WouldAPonyByAnyOtherNameBeAsOffencive
Generally coming at a fraction of the price, amphs are a different kind of extra power. Either way, stick with weed :D
rugmiem
My fav was cristal...but been clean 8 years so far. I did hate weed, that thing would knocked me down “zzzzz” at the spot. lol
simpleman12
Weed was my exit drug. Crystal 6 years
boomdeboom
Bojack
InformedOne
And Sarah Lynn
PrivateDetectiveGeneParmesan
Sarah Lynn?......Sarah Lynn?......
boomdeboom
Feels
BananaToothPaste
Not everyone is a degenerate.
FloppyAnomaly
Rev up those crosses, boys!
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
I know lots of very well educated people, scientists, doctors, lawyers, businessmen who all do these drugs. It's a lot more widespread.
paganfears
Hows this bible reading bullshit
Kregular365
*looking left and right* meh - I'm not too sure about this
DelightfullyOdd
I'm a degenerate. Just not that kind of degenerate.
AbstractBettaFish
You realize we’re still in usersub right?
BananaToothPaste
The way you use asterisks says you are one of those degenerates