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THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH :)
UnknownSquid
"Took Wilson to see the vet today. His foot is fine, but he was a little shit on the table so they had to euthanize him." -said my sister
IratetheD
the euthanise one for sure is me.
imullofmachine
Tone deaf boner biscuit
1970sSalsa
...and then the wolves came.
acapellabella3
#12 apparently Marylanders don't refer to each other as anything
TheRealVandalSavage
Just like that gypsy woman said it would happen.
GoliathSkittles
#12 what's with the black hole of no "dude" in Texas?
HelpMeImFEELINGandImLeaking
Except the dog flowchart should say "can you eat it... no... yes you can"
BuzzJump
Couldn't continue to enjoy the dump after superman broke a guys head with a rock when near kryptonite which makes him not powerful
mrkyde
That dentist/euthanasia one will always have a special place in my heart
AaaaandIiiiiiWillAlwaysLoooooooveYooooouuuuuuu
Creepy Sphincter Balloon
UpRisen
Well my new favorite insult is "Butterface boner waffle"
LeighWilsonArt
...and then the wolves came.
cantthinkofanythingwhittyyet
As a welshman I can confirm the corgi one is true
Kretduy
Wow thanks, now it has actual meat
Kretduy
Meaning* xdxd
cantthinkofanythingwhittyyet
Meat was Better
YoureMum
Pompous crotch jockey
Itseemedreasonable
Just like the gypsy woman said!
JackSkellington59
Lot of stuff I haven't seen before, maybe I'm just new though. +1 either way.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
In _this_ economy?
Kretduy
Thanks
NeneJPhilly
I do say "dude" a lot… & I mean a *lot*.
Kretduy
Wow dood, #really?
sickburn
Half of the fake numbers have toll free area codes. The list would make sense if it wasn't proposed as an anti-creep strategy. How stupid.
iamlurkerllama
Idiotic butt hammer
blackobluna
You, you pie-eating taint blossom!
castlemacaw
I say bud. How ya doin, bud?
Kretduy
Bud
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
#10 I wish I had insurance to cover this procedure... :/
Kretduy
:T
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
I'm not your buddy, pal.
Kretduy
C'mon fella, you're gonna come with that, dood?
rob7683
Is Jaden Smith using a coconut water as a phone?
Kretduy
Xd i dunno
BreakfastShots
"Is water phone?" -Jayden Smith
neverdouttheworm
And then the wolves came
coolguycoolguy
He used to keep a water bottle by his face to promote his bottled water company. The worst part is: it worked.
maohvixen
In this economy?
soylentbeef
Wait...what the fuck have you been using coconut water for?!
economyinthis
In THIS economy
Mposel
Looks like maybe he's using it to cool his face?
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Never noticed that before.
SomebodyCallKennyLoggins
How can coconut water be real if our phones aren't real.
TheRicM
It's got electrolytes
HomeXX
Screamed the stable boy
howneatisthaat
As the prophesy foretold
sp1cychick3n
lol
monkeyshark
Thanks for the chuckle.
jennym123
...And then the wolves came.
Puninthe0ven
In this economy?
jellyfi5h
But at what cost?
DennisFroese
#1 me 6 months into the job....
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Kretduy
Is that john belushi?
DennisFroese
The one, the only
IndyAndyJones
The little hand on your watch is hours, not months. It just feels like months.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
... and then the wolves came.
Kretduy
Xd
TwoDickJohn
#28 yeah I would take the dog instead.
TwoDickJohn
#29
Kretduy
Xd
thedroidyourelookinfor
#12 I ain't your bro, fella
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
So... it has come to this.
NapoleonDynOmite
I'm not your fella, dude.
thedroidyourelookinfor
I ain't your dude, buddy
NapoleonDynOmite
I'm not your buddy pal
thedroidyourelookinfor
I'm not your pal, dude
NapoleonDynOmite
I'm not your dude, compadre.
WhySoDucky
I've seen so many Trump/Kim that I'm actually shipping it
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
“Is this why Fate brought us together?”
WhySoDucky
But at what cost?
Typohime
... but won't Putin get jelly?
DeadpoolsTinyHand
ChestnutCritter
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
...just like in my dream
prawnwatcher
Can I get some sauce or the original gif
PlentyOMangos
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