MyArmKindaHurts
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Oct 13, 2017 5:57 PM
MyArmKindaHurts
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SiriusWolf
#DOIT
Greyganado
I'm 50% sure I've seen a sign next to the egg timers in a German IKEA asking you nicely to not do that.
SongieBirb
MyArmKindaHurts
You're welcome :)
truckseverywhere
Thanks, Satan
slabaReactionSmuggler
They just opened one of those satanic mazes in my town. Thanks for all the traffic ya swedish assholes
evilcarp
My granddaughters said they would leave me at IKEA if I do this...
omgwtfhuh
So they turned out good in spite of their ancestors!
microcactus
I used to do this with the alarm clocks at Walmart when I was a kid.
monosapien
plotruniumnyborgh
Used to do that with the Furby displays. ;^) Get one chattering and soon they're all mass communicatin'!
MrUnFunKyle
krisemadsen
My niece does this when she goes to IKEA. Every. Single. Time.
tarataqa
Is she single?
AchDuLieber
Now I must go to IKEA... thanks man!
OptionalToaster
Every. Single. Timer?
Hapsnap
Me to, I'm 42
drtotoro
Plot twist...she works there...
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
She's 34.
loma45
PHD
FysyxIsHere
Okay phtevend
MyArmKindaHurts
If you said "Every. Single. Timer" it would be a great pun
AndreKroon
It would actually mean something else though. Then we might not realise that she does it every single time, but just every timer once.
chicharrone
Thats what they get for trying to save the environment w less packaging
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
Ghauf
As someone who has worked in the cooking & eating section of IKEA, I beg you.... Don't...
koinuchan
There's a cooking and eating section? Thought it was just a furniture store.
Wesugi
As someone who did the same: Our's were in plastic packaging. But the ones in the Showroom kitchens....
TheWorldsGreatestPlagueDoctor
I did that once, a week later the ikea I went to packaged them in plastic bags and put only a limited number.
FartSack
https://imgur.com/nkKWfYs
Ticklebooty
Hope none of y'all get mad when stupid shit happens when you're working
TheMightyMoto
I see.
kissmyash
Lmao. Made me giggle. We used to do this with all the talking toys...
MoldyCrapBatman
I like going to toy stores and activating the fire engines and police car sirens.
KayneSantor
If you dont do it, you will let everyone down. It must be done. Has to be.
pokebug666
Y'know those small storage bins w/ customizable combination locks? IDK if Ikea sells them but throw this in onea those and change the combo.
Huhwhatcrazy
I pushed all these soft toys in a CVS in Chicago, and they all started singing a song. The employee called me a cunt in front of my wife
yoshiien
My GF said no
VelvetThunder4
Wow... your hand can talk?
DigitalBang
Fuck Becky
CincinnatiOh
My wife said, "set them all for 30 minutes and we can get a pop and watch the yuppies freak out." My wife is deaf, so she loves this stuff!
yoshiien
I have high tone hearing loss, so I wouldn't even notice them going off lol
oo0ORB0oo
Fuck her, what does she know of having fun.
kabu4ce1
Mine too ;_;
Hefe75
Be a man Stan!
skellington01
skellington01
Wait
Rowee
Fave moment of the last season
ReverseTransmission
Tell her to go find some Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
skellington01
SouryD
Gesuntheit.
gregMagnet
So your single now then?
yoshiien
Nah, she just won't allow me to turn them all on if I find them
MyArmKindaHurts
You have to decide what you want to turn on… your GF or the clocks
BangusDangus
Turn her on with a clock
SuspiciousCharacter
If you're age is on the clock you get the cock! Wait
JustWaves
His single what
whatupmyknitters
some kid sets all the timers off every time i go to ikea.
PrincessCatBucket
It takes a better person than I to walk past this...
EitherImRightOrYoureWrong
need proof you did this
wilhelmsen
Just check his username...
buzburbank
Gonna cause a STAM-pede.
BilldeTurlock
Was looking for an alternate nifty title for this, for my summary. You're # 1 !
IcyHot1
Good idea!
sesamesnapsinhalf
My friend used set them all for 3 mins one after another, so they go off in sequence. Then he should shuffle them for an extra touch.
Promethianfire
Set them all a minute or so apart.
tornadosandwich
I think it would be funnier to set them all to the same time
upvoteALLtheposts
I was upvote 666!
Aerolus
we did that to a teacher in highschool and hid them around her class, some set for an hour, some a day, some a few weeks...
mtallmen184
How long do you have to wind an egg timer for it to go off in a few weeks?
Aerolus
some were digital, we stole them from nearby classrooms we werent going to spend money for it
StarmineRendezvous
Set one to an hour, a minute later, set one to 59m, continue till about 10m, then leave. Listen from outside and laugh.
redamancy
I did that once in a Brookestone. When I came back later that month, the clocks were no longer out on display.
Frappo
I used to do that at Walmart with the alarm clocks. Turn all the radios to static, bump up the volume...
alectravelyan
Logan9Fingers
Easy there satan
MisterLemons
The ticking itself would probably hum with that many of those little bastards.
sdwiredude
Used to work at walmart and someone did this with the whole display of kitchen timers. Lasted about 3hours and I thought it was hilarious.
sdwiredude
My co-workers hated it though which made it even more funny for me.
Wesugi
IKEA Employee here: You're a MEGÅDICK
GrouchyMarx
The letter Å is pronounced like O. Slapping umlauts on shit might look cool, but sounds stupid. I'm looking at you, half of all metal bands.
Excel1337
Ökay.
Wesugi
Megodick sounds rad as well, if you ask me.
SpaceSphere
Does that require an allen wrench?
Promethianfire
My understanding is that Ikea is a pretty good company to work for. Is that correct?
Wesugi
Yes.
Buttwiper24
Is that sweedish for great person?
Wesugi
No, you Malvik
Draxkang
A grand person
Buttwiper24
Ahh. My Sweedish is rusty.
HarpLoveAngel
Grab your cart, fill with timers and set them places as you shop.
5P4C3M4N
Headtap.gif
Promethianfire
Easy there, satan
cousteau
Future spy/mercenary.
randomtreebeard
VolcanoHerder
And coordinate so they all go off at the same time all around the store! Anyone free this weekend to help?
thelaaaaaw
should I wear a spy tuxedo?
cocapoda
X + 2
VolcanoHerder
Definitely. I'll wear totally not functional but super sexy stiletto heels that I can somehow run in.
PrivateNoodles
Nah I'll just grab my camo hunting gear
thelaaaaaw
I was hoping we'd use an earpiece to coordinate.
NeatGif
You don't need too, just set them to 60 and the time it takes to do another is already like 10 seconds
grammarfairy
Minutes apart. That way they have to walk away first.
HairyPicklePuller
Execept for one, which is set for an hour. So just when the employees think it's all over, RIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG!!
shhep
I'm legit curious about your reasoning behind those 10 secs :D
FrozenFoodGuy
Put one down, grab another, wind it up, take your time?
cavymeister
Jesus. 10 seconds to wind up an egg timer. Are you 90?
GnomeAnn
Your comment made me actually laugh. Thank you!
bananaforscalemeow
Ditto
UncleCeiling
Your user name made me laugh! Thank you both!
TheFrozenNorwegian
92 but yes.
shiyal
92 and drunk.
NineThousandAndOne
Navnet ditt snakker til meg på et spirituelt nivå
SmoothSaline
Ayyy fredagspils
TheFrozenNorwegian
Selfølgelig
DireKuma
As someone currently working at IKEA. Fuck the fuck off with that shit.
Direfury
As someone who DOESN'T work at IKEA, I have two things to say. I'ma do it later, and awesome name, bro.
ObliqueRay
You let me out of that place without having to tour the whole thing, I won't mess with the timers, how about that?
Sinisfun
Good , good , let the hate flow through you.
MovieMoments
Like my hate for your addition spacing on commas?
Sinisfun
The bitter is strong with this one.
varsil
Only if you reveal the secrets of the IKEA labyrinth.
ben3508
No. Also, which location are you at?.. :)
unhealingmedic
Hey! Watch your prepositions!
codnuggets
All dangly!
justleaveittome
As someone who doesn’t work at ikea I will still shove a malm dresser up your ass.
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
Your malm goes to college.
shmachero
I worked in a kitchen supply store in the 90s, kids used to press all of the musical magnets and run out. Fuck the fuck off, indeed.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Kids? Shit, I'm 32 and I hit all the "Try me!" buttons on everything that makes noise in any store I'm in.
Wesugi
As someone else currently working at IKEA. Shove it up your Ånus you bastard.
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
Living in Vienna?
Wesugi
Nope, Tyrol.
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Dude! Your comment made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed. I lost it at ånus.
lronMaiden
onus?
Pringlees
Ånus.
ImgurCelebrity
he meant änus
GitToDaChoppa
oanus
colinstu
Æñûś… duh
MexicanConcentrationCamp
As a holy knight of the Lord of Death's empire I concur with WesugiTheAustrian comment.