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Murder Boat
Beef
Sky puppy
Subreddit r/ProperAnimalNames
TheNamesTophBeiFongSoGetMeOnThatFerry
+1 for rabies kite
FreeGrammarLessons
Slitherin ribbon
JeremyBearimy
I’m in love with that fluffy cow!!! And that baby seal pup’s face? Come on!!
Woestkonijn
#2 in Surinam they refer to alligators as waterchicken, iguana as treechicken and a small rodent as forestchicken.
PoliticalLava
One of these is not like the others.
FeChefImgur
That Chubby Lap Potato is an absolute unit !
Milfhunter6000
That crocodile. Terrifying force jeeeeeeeezuz
jesusisherelookbusy
#32
Kalosso
No majestic sea flap-flap?
jayalbert1
#24 “Steer Clear Forest Steer”?
Comatoaster
My favorite for snakes is a Nope Rope and for calybaras is Maximum Hamster
SchrodingerMil
OmegaKamidake
Yes it is!
KleptoKea
I wouldn't call the bald eagle anything to do with freedom since USA dropped that virtue down the toilet in 2016.
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
#3 I believe that is a cobra chicken.
FeChefImgur
I concur
SmokeyDaBear2
Bats don't carry rabbies very often, this is mostly a wives tale
trpbritguy
It's COBRA CHICKEN - Not Goose or Honk Monster!
norwad
I think Honk Monster is an acceptable alternative, But Cobra Chicken is definitely better.
FeChefImgur
definitely
jayalbert1
#21 We do not deserve animals.
zalurker
The local pet shop is selling hairless Guinea Pigs. I have no words
MasterCylender
It's not funny to call Bill Maher a blobfish.
heatherbelleEP
The Horned Scottish Guinea Pig. I’ve always wanted one but apparently it’s illegal to steal one.
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
Tehehehe
jayalbert1
#12 of the subspecies “Pasture Puppy”.
MadCitron
If imgurians were zoologists, the animal kingdom would be a lot funnier
jayalbert1
#7 from the genus “Snek”
bdub7032000
Definitely looks like a Bob.
jayalbert1
#18 of the family “Flying Fox”. (If you say “rabies”, it has encouraged ppl in the Global South to kill them en masse, which is not right.)
jayalbert1
#4 “Assembled the team, Cap!”
RogueBroomstick
What would we call a snail? I love the fluffy milk horse and that chic is terrifying.
RogueBroomstick
Croc
Pyrolillycherry
Spiral Goo.
RogueBroomstick
Thank you!
LenoreO
Snot rock
RogueBroomstick
Oh I like that one much better! Cheers.
Pyrolillycherry
I change my vote to Snot Rock.
briham86
Homeowner slug
RogueBroomstick
These are brilliant. I need to settle on one!
sammysixshooter
I wish these were the names we used, stories in school would be way more interesting
OmegaKamidake
But if these were the actual names they wouldn't be as exciting. Then someone's like "what if we called a land cloud like.. sheep! Hahaha"
RogueBroomstick
I’m tempted to add these in while teaching my little one!
wherearetheavos
In my language a lot of animal names are exactly this silly. The translations into English are wild.
wherearetheavos
Ex: hippo = sea cow. Giraffe = camel horse. Raccoon = wash bear. Guinea pig = test bunny. Octopus = sea cat. Porcupine = iron pig.
Bruhbeans
Crocodiles are fast bastards holy shit
twerksforfish
on the left
gonzar09
They use those big ass tails of theirs to propel themselves through the water. Some are able to go straight up.
briham86
Yeah, in water. They don’t move well on land. Watch, I’ll walk right up to this one and nothing wi
BigMutts
He dead
KRS101
How did the gazelle not hear splashing? Those were massive waves
Gayforbae
They knew. Just wasn't much they could dfu about it
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Don't know about crocs but gators are also pretty freaking fast on land. They can't turn quickly though, so don't be a Rickon Stark. Zigzag.
IBrewLiquidGold
Myth busters did a bit on this. Apparently that’s nonsense
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I've seen them run in a straight line. They is faster than a people over short distances. They don't usually chase people tho
Freakingdoomguy
Well they are natures perfect killing machine, virtually unchanged by evolution for over 6 million years, LANA
EmmaReiki
Gayforbae
Squidwardsnose
wat
Gayforbae
Watch archer.
Squidwardsnose
too long.
stotzee
Hippos
TerryFoldFlaps
Is it a hippo? I thought that at first but couldn't tell for sure.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
It's a crocodile, you can tell by the way that it's a crocodile.
Benorf
Well that's pretty neat!
lolapples
That’s science right there.
Swedishbouldering
second tell is how it's not a hippo
SuperfluousMeh
Well, there ya go